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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:29 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

RFDC wrote:

How is the Brewers offseason going?

Superb, we are on pace to have the 2nd lowest payroll behind the Marlins.

Shortest Midget Award?

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:29 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

@BestFansStLouis Twitter is a goldmine right now.

Always.

They don't appear to have started with their true redneck racist crap yet.

About that ...

J ‏@jaschonwobbins
Jason heyward is the definition of a blue gummed c--n and I hope he never wins a ring

Blue-gummed?!?!? I .... I don't even .....

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:30 pm

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Reportedly 8 years and under 185 million. You figure 8 years and 180 million is 22.5 per on average.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:30 pm

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BestFansStLouis: "Jason heyward is the definition of a blue gummed coon and I hope he never wins a ring" :shock:

I've never even heard THAT one. :lol:

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:32 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

BestFansStLouis: "Jason heyward is the definition of a blue gummed coon and I hope he never wins a ring" :shock:

I've never even heard THAT one. :lol:

Well I feel better now ... :lol:

... you think you've heard em all ...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:34 pm

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Nas wrote:

An outfield with Scwarber/Heyward/Soler is going to be great.

I think Soler is getting traded for a CF.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:35 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

BestFansStLouis: "Jason heyward is the definition of a blue gummed coon and I hope he never wins a ring" :shock:

I've never even heard THAT one. :lol:

Well I feel better now ... :lol:

... you think you've heard em all ...

New to me, too.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... blue%20gum

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THE INQUISITOR

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:37 pm

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I was out this morning at my broker doing my year end tax review...did I miss anything?

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312player

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:40 pm

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Love this signing.. Do he bat leadoff?

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:41 pm

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312player wrote:

Love this signing.. Do he bat leadoff?

I would not be in favor of that.

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:43 pm

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8 yr/$184M.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:44 pm

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Kris Bryant ‏@KrisBryant_23 31m31 minutes ago
Lackey, Zobrist, & J-Hey cubbies comin in hot!!

Wu-Tang Financial ‏@Wu_Tang_Finance 30m30 minutes ago
@KrisBryant_23 mothafuckin right. Pockets looking kinda tight.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:44 pm

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Really? He can move, nice obp..

Heyward
Schwarber
Rizzo
Bryant
Soler
Montero
Zobrist
Russell

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:45 pm

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All the stars are aligned, the Cubs are poaching their competitors' best, all the new and spectacular improvements around the beer garden trough.

This has the earmarks of a setup to be the GREATEST CUBBIE FAILURE OF ALL TIME! I'm getting my popcorn ready! :lol:

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:45 pm

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312player wrote:

Really? He can move, nice obp..

Heyward
Schwarber
Rizzo
Bryant
Soler
Montero
Baez
Russell

Wow, you have benched Zobrist and he hasn't played a game.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:46 pm

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City of Fools wrote:

312player wrote:

Love this signing.. Do he bat leadoff?

I would not be in favor of that.

Right, because that would make sense

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:46 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

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312player

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:48 pm

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Best lineup in mlb.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:49 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:53 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

312player wrote:

Love this signing.. Do he bat leadoff?

I would not be in favor of that.

Right, because that would make sense

I am made to understand that, with respect to Heyward batting leadoff, (a) he hasn't done all that well at it, and (b) isn't terribly innerested in doing it.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:55 pm

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Location: "Across 110th Street"

@Tiny.

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America

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:56 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

Ask the Nationals, Padres and White Sox where winning the offseason got then.

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8675309

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:56 pm

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My condolences to the usual suspects of this section.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:57 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Forgot link ... https://twitter.com/JonHeymanCBS/status/675377910409220096

Cubs are believed to have gotten heyward for less than $200M. Apparently taking less to be at addison and clark.

Just to tie this up, he didn't take less.

He got pretty much what he was asking for.

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Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:57 pm

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Beast Tweets I missed today:

Rany Jazayerli ‏@jazayerli
Remember when some Cubs fans didn't believe the front office when they said they were saving their money for the right time? That was funny.

and he didn't even mention The "CSFMB ILLUMINATI" and the con job...........

and this one from a Sox Fan

@Jason1Goff As a #WhiteSox fan, I feel like a guy watching my friends pay with benjamins while I'm counting quarters. #cubs #heyward

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312player

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:00 pm

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America wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

Ask the Nationals, Padres and White Sox where winning the offseason got then.

Horrible fucking analogy, just brutal.

Nat's had one of the worst managers in mlb.
NOBODY thought the Sox were going anywhere outside of 8500 local clowns.

Padres signed a couple hasbeens and had weak pitching.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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America

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:00 pm

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Heyward got an opt out after year 3. He's going to hit the market again at 29.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:01 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

312player wrote:

Love this signing.. Do he bat leadoff?

I would not be in favor of that.

Right, because that would make sense

I am made to understand that, with respect to Heyward batting leadoff, (a) he hasn't done all that well at it, and (b) isn't terribly innerested in doing it.

Im just being anti CoF

I do believe he would be good, but Zobrist is fine too.

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America

Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:01 pm