HE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE!!!

DUH!

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Just before the press conference, Dan stated that he was told by the Cubs that they've "figured Heyward out." They know why he hasn't hit for more power and they will "fix" him. Dan literally said, "just look at his body!"

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Right, that's not racist. However, anyone with a southern accent? Fucking racist honky.

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Speaking of powerfully built Braves castoffs, Jeff Francoeur attempted to squeegee my windshield at Harlem & the Ike this morning. They could sign him for pocket change & turn him into a sure-fire all-star.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Boy Dan does really get all cock slurpy when he talks to Theo or Jed. He is like a nerd that finally has his fingers up a prom dress.

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now we know why Dan wanted someone to ask Theo questions...he's going on Silvy and Waddle.

I am a little shocked that the Score doesn't get him, the Score being the flagship and all...

I'd pay someone to listen to W&S, and call B&B to reference something Theo said on W&S...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

This Fred Mitchell interview must of been a Terry wish. Really not providing the audience anything, just licking his nuts.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

I can't listen to a show that starts with a press conference of a Cubs' player that was signed a week ago.

It goes against my White Sox sensibilities.

Given your disdain for their liberal views, you've proven to be a man of principle and will definitely stop listening this time.

Fuck me I sound like Douchebag.

I can't listen right now, but they have Fred on? He was just on with Mully and Hanley this morning!

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

No you don't .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

It's a particular treat when someone posts that they're not listening to this or that show - it takes an exceptional amount of hubris as well as a severe lack of self-awareness to think anyone here has the slightest interest one way or the other.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Isn't DB the same guy that has said hitting coaches are irrelevant/useless? It's totally out of character for him to say one thing and then the exact opposite later.

He went further during the Jed interview to state in his best 5 minute question that isn't a question to say it is because he has too much weight on his front foot. Jed was like well we will see what works for Jason or some shit. I doubt these sports people really enjoy all the guys they HAVE to go on with.

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Call me crazy, but I'm a bit skeptical of any team that thinks they can "fix" someone who was with the Cardinals.

... if that was actually said.

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' I wish Dan would wear more Sox gear.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Related to your post in the Theo/W&S thread BF Danny went to twitter talk with Jed. All giggly about the infamous Jed tweet. Jed blew him off with he never tweeted in his life. Essentially saying it was a loser prop for him.

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WSCR should have a dedicated CUBS beat guy, you would think. ESPN does.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

According to Dan, it's all about weight transfer. That's all he needs to do. Transfer weight.
Why isn't Dan a hitting coach? If he can fix 180 million dollar FA's he should be doing better than his salary at 'SCR.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Does Dan realize that coaching clumsy, pampered 8 yr olds in Oz or Welles Park is a bit different from coaching actual baseball players?

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GODDAMNIT READER... WEIGHT TRANSFER! YOU KNOW WHAT? CLOSE YOUR BROWER. I'M NOT GOING TO CLOSE IT FOR YOU. CLOSE IT ON YOURSELF.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I transferred weight a couple of times today; thanks Metamucil!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

spot on. And don't mention he thinks hitting coaches are worthless.

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Why are you yelling? Jeez man, smoke a bowl and mellow out

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That's especially bad given that slappy and flabby asked him the same thing last week.

He doesnt even coach there.

Surprised his kid isnt in the Oz Park league. Thats the participation league created by moms who thought other leagues were too competitive.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Participation league?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Yeah, its the excuse for mommies to get out to participate in daytime sangria parties.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.