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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:11 pm 
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On the 12th day of Soxmas my GM gave to me:

12 dollar tickets
11 Hawk superlatives
10 walks from Danks
9 almost home runs
8 swept homestands
7 spanish speakers
6 Disco Nights
An 05 WS RING!
4 bacon sticks
3 k's from Dunn
2 losing seasons
and a catcher with a low OBP

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Well, i fucked that up. It was supposed to be an 05 world series ring. Anyway. The point remains.

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I like it.


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:lol: I like it, nice work.

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That's good. 8)

Losing seasons should be higher than 2 though. :wink:

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Very good. I like the idea. A few more possibilities...
9 thousand fans
3 fielding errors
2 on-field assaults
And a strikeout in a key spot

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Very good. I like the idea. A few more possibilities...
9 thousand fans
3 fielding errors
2 on-field assaults
And a strikeout in a key spot

:lol: That's delightful.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Very good. I like the idea. A few more possibilities...
9 thousand fans
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2 on-field assaults
And a strikeout in a key spot




:lol:

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Considered but rejected...

10 Baits from Bigfan
7 Franks a Freakin
4 Jealous Joe Orr Road Rods

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Cicero Dave and Jorrnochio Will not like this.

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WHY ARE CUBS FANS SO INTERESTED IN CHRISTMAS SONGS?

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1 stupid prick.(Guess who that is?)


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Scooter wrote:
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1 stupid prick.(Guess who that is?)
You, but that doesn't fit the song.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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1 stupid prick.(Guess who that is?)
You, but that doesn't fit the song.

You know Frank, and Joe Rod, and Scooter and Bigfan...
Darkside and Hatchet and Zippy and Spanky
But do you recall... the stupidest prick of them alllllll.....

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for old acquaintance be forgot in the year of '05!

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Darkside wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
9 threads from Cubs fans

1 stupid prick.(Guess who that is?)
You, but that doesn't fit the song.

You know Frank, and Joe Rod, and Scooter and Bigfan...
Darkside and Hatchet and Zippy and Spanky
But do you recall... the stupidest prick of them alllllll.....

Baby Mc Clown?


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I wish all my board brothers and sisters all the best this holiday season. Even Frankie poo.


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So the question then begs, why is he a PRICK here?

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sinicalypse wrote:
Scooter wrote:
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1 stupid prick.(Guess who that is?)


you know, despite being a "stupid prick" something like 90% of the board who do/es social functions have broken bread / imbibed with the guy and gotten along swimmingly.

Frank?
Frank is a great guy. In person. In real life. Like actually is.
His board opinions are mostly stupid, but in person he's great!

Hell, I've even seen the BigMan get along with Frank in person.

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bigfan wrote:
So the question then begs, why is he a PRICK here?

I SWEAR I typed my response before I saw this :lol:

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one more thing: say what you want about the JORR character, but at least he has beliefs/opinions/thoughts and is thusly remembered / responded-to for them. he's an actual person with actual thoughts and beliefs and opinions, whether they're right or wrong / antiquated or ahead of their time / cubs or sox.

you're basically only known to me (and thus i'd posit many more ppl) as that guy with the dog avatar who always goes out of his way to motherfuck JORR. essentially, your whole identity on this board exists as a byproduct of JORR... you know, like a pimple on his face or a bacterial infection on his nutsack.... you don't have any sort of memorable identity outside of being anti-JORR, which means that at the end of the day you're even more of a shallow caricature of a gimmick than even good ol "enemy of the people" JORR is.

you might wanna consider heating up your takes and maybe going out and having some thoughts that ppl can actually remember outside of "FUCK JORR!" cuz seriously dude, i know it seems like you're "winning" when you get him to break his usual cool and go out of his way to go "FUCK YOU SCOOTER*** " but in reality man, it's just because you're being so damn repugnant and dumbass that you compel one of the legit cool/good ppl on the board to break character and tell you to go fuck yourself, and again this is a guy who is prolly IRL-cool with like 97%+ of the people here who actually meet up and congregate together.

it's kind of like that saying/adage "if everyone around you is an asshole then odds are that you're actually the asshole" --- you know?"

*** = hell, you're prolly so unoriginal that your name is actually scott or something equally simple/minded =)

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Frank?


naw dude, scooter is far and away the board's #1 anti-JORR guy. like i said above this, i've seen multiple occasions where his lowbrow going-out-of-his-way-instigating has compelled JORR to actually pipe up and tell the guy to go fuck himself. i know many ppl here love to jump on JORR's CSFMB-presence/cliched-thoughts and rag on him accordingly... but that's just typical banter up and back given people's proclivities/gimmicks/fandoms. derpy dog avatar guy here loves to be simple and visceral and thusly more personal/ly-fuck-you-JORR than the status quo, hence my JIDF (JORR internet defense force) post/s here.

i just got a bit perturbed when he up and used this oppportunity here to be all TEEHEE-CLEVER and call JORR a prick for no good reason. semantically speaking, JORR isn't a PRICK....he's a MACHETE WOUND ACROSS THE CHEST.... of cub-instigating thoughts, granted =D

You are directly out of your mind. JORR is fine with me. Go fuck yourself and your 5000 word posts. No one reads them anyway.


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bigfan wrote:
So the question then begs, why is he a PRICK here?

IKR? SINI on the prowl for the big dog? Fucking laughable. I would post a 9000 word answer but who cares? Suck a log SINI!!!


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Frank really is an awesome man. I do love him.

I haven't met Scooter in person yet but I watched to. I think IRL he'd be a good egg.

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Frank really is an awesome man. I do love him.

I haven't met Scooter in person yet but I watched to. I think IRL he'd be a good egg.

I bet we all would have a great time. Frank and I would probably mate and spawn a little Darko. Or at least get along. I bet we would. Everyone on this board would probably just have a great time meeting everybody if it came to that point. I know I would.


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Thanks, guys. I am pretty great.

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I watched Frank from a distance share wine at a sox game with another dude for nine innings. They seemed to get along well

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I watched Frank from a distance share wine at a sox game with another dude for nine innings. They seemed to get along well
This post is more inaccurate than you claiming to have a strong pimp hand.

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I watched Frank from a distance share wine at a sox game with another dude for nine innings. They seemed to get along well

:lol: I saw that too! It happened!

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