Now that Lebron The Magnificent has put someone in the hospital after diving into the crowd, will Nerdstein rail on and on and on about the need for courtside nets?

Dan would love to get railroad by the BIG.MAGNIFICENT.BEAST

Such a terrible post but you've already established yourself as the best 312 on the board.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Anyone else still sporting a 312 phone number?????

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

How many women have you open-hand slapped?

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I have a flip phone with a 312 number

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Ask LeBron, open palm slap a bitch
Walk the plank or break a bank, I’ve been in the business of sinkin' ships

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Had to get a second cell phone for work and it's a 312.

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Thank you for both compliments.

What is the area code that B&B claim is only filled with racist texts? Probably where Scooter is from.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

recent? They still giving out 312's?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Elaine and a man are talking.

MAN: You're probably one of those women who doesn't like to give out her number.

ELAINE: No, I'm not. Here you go.

MAN: 646?

ELAINE: It's a new area code.

MAN: What area? New Jersey?

ELAINE: No, no. It's right here in the city. It's the same as 212. They just multiplied it by 3, and then they added one to the middle number. It's the same.

MAN: Do I have to dial a one first?

Elaine nods and the man crumples up her number.

MAN: I'm really kinda seein' somebody.

ELAINE: Yeah? Well, so am I!

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Speaking of Lebron, has Danny brought up the fact that a mustachioed white guy dunked on him last night (Lebron, not DB)? If it was the other way around, Danny would have already beat off 7 or 8 times at the very thought.

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The motto of the B&B section:

I honestly don't listen much-Reared On The Score Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:38 am

Magicjack will let you pick a 312 number

Yep, recent as just a few days ago.

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Having 10 black players in a cage on the court while rich white people watched them through the cage would be "Bad Optics".

So, no, they shouldn't put a cage over the court. The rich white people just have to understand they might get rolled over by a wang whipper every now and then.

If it were Bernstein and his wife sitting court side. And Lebron crashed his wife. You would see the biggest grin on Bernstein's face and him saying to Lebron, "THAT. WAS. AWESOME."

Yeah all that talk about protection for baseball crowds was dumb. Frickin PC douches need to shut it real quick before they call for mandatory seatbelts in race cars or some dumb shit like that.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

815

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Yes

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way