Terry dropped another hint that he's about to retire. We've been speculating for a year that it will be after the Super Bowl. As Terry has hinted at that.

So, it's clear he's not going to officially say that he's gonna retire. Maybe not until his last week. That's typical Terry style. He's never been the type that wants the attention. Nor would anybody really want to celebrate him.

But this is CSFMB. So we have to do it.

Give your favorite Terry moments. We only have about 6 more weeks of him. Less than that since he's taking off for the holidays.

Mentioned before, but one of my favorites was when Rusty in Stickney called back after the original "Larry Horse" call, and he claimed that his friends has been giving him a ribbing over the whole situation. Terry then says "change your condom".

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I'll text mine to him

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I've told this one before. But Terry had a great Zinger for Zaidman.

It was during the Bears Super Bowl week. Remember Zack was hitting on that famous swimmer? I forget her name. Anyway, B&B were giving it to Zack about it. The following exchange happened.

Terry: So you're good with the ladies, huh, Zack? They like you?

Zack: Well, Terry, you have to understand, I have the gift of gab. Women love that.

Terry: That's great, Zack. Because you weren't given the gift of face.

Zack: (Long pause before he said something else. You could tell Zack was seething over that insult. You could feel it.)

Amanda Beard, by cracky!

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I have always lived by the belief that it is better to leave five minutes too early and have everyone wish you had stayed than leave five minutes too late and have everyone wish you were gone.

However, if they were going to pay me 500K, I'd be willing to change. I don't see how any of these guys can retire. What is it that he is retiring from? His job is an excuse to get out of the house (and sometimes not even that).

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

For me, any favorite Terry Boers moments would have happened during the Heavy Fuel Crew days when he was lively and engaged, willing to express thoughts of his own, and did not hesitate to disagree with his cohost.

I thought Dan (McNeil) and Terry were hilarious together, but that was so long ago I can't think of any examples right now.

Those P.J. Diddlers commercials cracked me up. There has been too many Boers funny moments to keep track of. I've said it on here before,him & Dan are two of the funniest guys I ever listened to. It still stands true when they are not on the soapbox.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

There are many, but one of my favorites is when discussing the Olympics he said that if they were being held in his back yard he would close the blinds

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Oh, that was a classic for sure.

A recent classic was when they were listening to the A.J. McCarron callers and he said "close your legs and read a book."

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Hopefully he can retire and be in the dead pool thread too.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Terry has been literally phone it in for years now

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

most of the time not even that.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I'll wait for JORR to give him the proper tribute he deserves.

Sorry...I don't celebrate pieces of lazy shit....never found him funny or insightful...he's the original Julie DiCaro except he has a show.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Terry was great back when the score was politically incorrect and before he got castrated by burns.I miss TB Diddlers and Terrys blue humor, but most of all, I miss the real Terry before he said fuck it and decided to just agree with everything Dan says.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

If you paid me $500k a year I would sit a home and talk until the funeral home came and picked up my body.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Yes and it makes me sad.

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Elections have consequences.

I don't have any. He retired at least 5 years ago, but he's probably smarter than the rest of us. Somehow, this lazy, uninformed moron is cashing in 500K a year. Gotta give him credit for fooling his bosses.

Get ready, if he is retiring soon, to a ton of fake emotion from strange people like Holmes.

Terry was the recipient of the greatest "crap" I ever heard.

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Was that when someone mentioned Murph and he declined to respond, saying something like "I'm too close to the end"?

One of my favorite lines from Terry was back when the old lady was suing McDonald's over the coffee spilled between her legs, and Terry said it was probably the first time she'd felt something hot down there in years.

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Correct, I dont blame Terry for them paying him as a Star when he is nothing more than a sidekick commenting once every 20 mins and I am not even sure thats on the menu these days?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

At a remote, Terry told the story of Santo coming up to him at a wedding and telling him that he was an asshole.

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I got nothing

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Funny. Even he understood the unimaginability of he or Dan confronting another human face to face when they can make smarmy insinuations on the radio.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

His retirement isn't coming after the Super Bowl, but at the end of next year. Danny said "we'll see you in the next year", and Terry said something like, "it will be an interesting year, I can tell you that". Implying that he'll be around for most of 2016.

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The story he told about being in Detroit and his future boss asking him about what and if he brought his lunch to work was epic. Never laughed so hard.

Yeah,that happened to me once.






It was my own wedding and it was my wife.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I'm old enough to remember Terry on Sunday late afternoons on WGN sitting in with the original Sportswriters. He was pretty funny back then, and actually had good content. When Terry is on without Dan, and actually has to sort of drive the show, he's still pretty good and can have a couple of thoughts.

Terry's tribute to Bill Jauss when Bill died was very good.

I have some relatives who are acquaintances of Terry. There's a story out there that Terry claimed (not on the air) that Mike Tyson was gay, and that his lover was a white TV star. The whole transformation of Bernstein into SQN-gay-friendly must kill Terry.

At the end of the day, of all the people on the Score right now, the only one I'd want to go out for a beverage and an Italian Beef with would be Terry.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal