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The Gridiron Assassin

Post subject: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:59 pm

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If Big Fan doesn't mind, I think we should have a Dead Pool.

Pick 10 people - if they die, you get points. 100 minus their age at death.

So you're rewarded for picking the young.

Any interest?

We could have a draft, but that would take way to fucking long, and make me visit here way too often.

So I think just picking 10 people is fine.

One of your cybernerds can set up a web page that's fine.

My team name is The Grim Iron Assassin

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312player

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:02 pm

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Very interested

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:03 pm

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1. 312player

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312player

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:04 pm

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1. Jim Kelly

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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The Gridiron Assassin

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:18 pm

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Here are my ten names:

1) Tony Macalpine
2) Steve Gleason
3) Jason Becker
4) Joost van der Westhuizen
5) Lawrence Taylor
6) Billy Graham
7) Virginia McCaskey
8 ) Rob Ford
9) Cher
10) Val Kilmer

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 7:21 pm

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tried to do it for years....go for it

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 7:56 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

1. 312player

I don't think it's supposed to be a wish list.

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DannyB

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:48 pm

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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:

Here are my ten names:

1) Tony Macalpine
2) Steve Gleason
3) Jason Becker
4) Joost van der Westhuizen
5) Lawrence Taylor
6) Billy Graham
7) Virginia McCaskey
8 ) Rob Ford
9) Cher
10) Val Kilmer

Tony Macalpine? Off the top of my head, the jheri-curled Yngwie Malmsteen. Do you have some inside info?

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:53 pm

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I'm glad they decided to make this Rated R. You can't have this character doing PG-13.

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JBills

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:03 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

I'm glad they decided to make this Rated R. You can't have this character doing PG-13.

Gonna be a great film. I'm looking forward to it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FyKWUTwSYAs

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312player

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 7:12 am

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bigfan wrote:

tried to do it for years....go for it

Came across a message board that stole your layout, font colors..its identical to here.. Zappa.com

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 7:58 am

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I will partake.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 8:48 am

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If you want young meat with a good chance of kicking it in 2016, I highly suggest you take Martin Shkreli, the guy who buys drugs and then raises the prices. He is headed for a crash and burn, which has already been set in motion with the recent indictment. The added benefit is that the world will be a better place when he is gone.

https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/media

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 8:59 am

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1. Dan Bernstein
2. Jim Harbaugh
3. Bill Cosby
4. Betty White
5. Pat Robertson
6. Charlie Weis
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Hawk Harrelson
9. Stan Mikita
10. Bart Starr

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:01 am

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I'd guess Farmer over Hawk. Cosby is a good bet. You're just dreaming on the 'stain because he will be around to torture his listeners for years to come.

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:28 am

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Marv Levy
Bill Clinton
Grimace
Mac
Miley Cyrus
Jerry Taft
Justin Bieber
Chairman Reinsdorf
Rahm's son
Warren Buffett

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:52 am

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I'm in.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:55 am

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:06 am

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DannyB wrote:

The Gridiron Assassin wrote:

Here are my ten names:

1) Tony Macalpine
2) Steve Gleason
3) Jason Becker
4) Joost van der Westhuizen
5) Lawrence Taylor
6) Billy Graham
7) Virginia McCaskey
8 ) Rob Ford
9) Cher
10) Val Kilmer

Tony Macalpine? Off the top of my head, the jheri-curled Yngwie Malmsteen. Do you have some inside info?

He was diagnosed with colon cancer. Don't know how far along it is, but there was a benefit concert held earlier this month in LA for he and his wife (who was just diagnosed with breast cancer

). Apparently, his colon cancer was somewhat advanced, as he is going through months of chemo, et al.

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:14 am

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1) Lindsay Lohan
2) Shy-a LeBooooooooof
3) Bush the 41st
3A) Mrs. Bush the 41st
5) Jimmy Carter
6) Clint
7) Kirk Douglas (got to be a gimme - how he made it to 99 is anyone's guess)
7A) Michael Douglas
9) Bobby Hull
10) Wild card entry for no reason: Darell Hammond

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:18 am

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denisdman wrote:

https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/media

I wouldn't mind that. I'm not sure he even made any money on his last turn and burn.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:31 am

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The KaloBios thing has yet to play out. He got in very cheap, and then the stock rocketed by over 10 times. However, the stock is still halted, and it will be interesting to see what happens when it opens. A11 of the WSJ has an interesting take on the value created by this guy.

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The Gridiron Assassin

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:09 pm

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If Kirk Douglas dies at age 100, you get a golf clap - and no points.

100 minus age at death = your score

BTW - I don't want any of these people to die. We're just playing the part of life insurance actuaries on the internet.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:12 pm

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Can't wait!

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Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:59 pm

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1.Willie Mays
2 D.Rose
3.Barbara Walters
4.Jesse Ventura
5.Ken Harrelson
6.Jesse Jackson
7. Muhammed Ali
8.Glen Campbell
9. Jim Nabor
10.Liza Minnelli

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:00 pm

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I thought Glen Campbell was already dead...

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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The Gridiron Assassin

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:30 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

I thought Glen Campbell was already dead...

No, that's Heath Ledger.

Campbell has Ahlzeimers and it was announced the last tour would be his last. The pisser is, he doesn't remember it now.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:33 pm

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Wait...when did Heath Ledger die?

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:35 pm

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George Zimmerman
Kendrick Lamar
Shia Lebeauf
Jimmy Carter
Steve-O
Bill Cosby
Jim Jeffries
Artie Lange
Kanye West
Lamar Odom

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Psycory

Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2016

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 5:06 pm

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William Perry
Nancy Reagan
Stan Mikita
Kim Jong Un
David Letterman
Don Rickles
Gene Wilder
Bob Barker
Jack Nicholson
Sean Connery

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