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How many women have you banged?
virgin 20%  20%  [ 8 ]
1 8%  8%  [ 3 ]
2 13%  13%  [ 5 ]
3 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
4 8%  8%  [ 3 ]
5 8%  8%  [ 3 ]
6 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
7 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
8 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
9 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
10-20 15%  15%  [ 6 ]
20-40 18%  18%  [ 7 ]
Total votes : 40
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Jesus Christ Hawkeye. You had that picture ready for a while didn't you? You knew this poll was coming and wanted to brag. Nice job with that one.


Yeah, I recently put all my college pics up online to send out to some friends so definitely had the quick draw with a few favorites ready. Good timing for this thread :D


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I recommend taking care of those caterpillars above your eyes at least ;-)

I can see abstaining for other relations while dealing with a fister.


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3 g/f's and 1 one nighter (actually it was a 2 nighter...)

my abstinence has been long standing...sometimes it's hard...er, :oops:


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I recommend taking care of those caterpillars above your eyes at least ;-)

I can see abstaining for other relations while dealing with a fister.


Yeah I've since taken care of those bad boys but still feel like a gay doing that sort of man-grooming stuff.


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I've turned down some women for sex.

A few were decent looking. Some of them just annoyed me. Some you knew would cling on to you if you banged them once. I'm good at detecting that. I don't want that. They might go nuts if it doesn't turn into a relationship.

Now, I'd never turn down a really hot girl if I detected she'd cling onto me. You want that. But hot girls don't cling onto anybody. Because they are hot. You're the one that has to constanly impress the hot ones. If you don't they'll drop you and find another one in a heart beat. Give him a shot to constantly impress her for the privellage of banging her.


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I've turned down some women for sex.

A few were decent looking. Some of them just annoyed me. Some you knew would cling on to you if you banged them once. I'm good at detecting that. I don't want that. They might go nuts if it doesn't turn into a relationship.

Now, I'd never turn down a really hot girl if I detected she'd cling onto me. You want that. But hot girls don't cling onto anybody. Because they are hot. You're the one that has to constanly impress the hot ones. If you don't they'll drop you and find another one in a heart beat. Give him a shot to constantly impress her for the privellage of banging her.


Don't forget to add that "bangin" a hot girl doesn't guarantee great, or ever good, sex....but it's definitely better than bangin an ugly girl. :wink:


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Yeah.

Like I said it's all relative. We had a buddy in college that would brag about all the women he banged. You should have seen some of them. Jeez. Finally, one day after he was bragging about another girl he just had our other buddy said to him...

"Dude, they're all 200 pounds. I'd rather just jerk off then have your girls."

He shut up after that one.


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My wife, and the crazy bitch I dated throughout college. There were some other shennanigans with other girls in between relationships, but for the most part, I was a prude.

Okay I feel better. My number is two also. I'm about to go hang myself now.


i'm also at 2. my wife and her roommate in iowa city.

kid, when i saw "hang", i read "hand bang" :lol: :lol:


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I've turned down some women for sex.

A few were decent looking. Some of them just annoyed me. Some you knew would cling on to you if you banged them once. I'm good at detecting that. I don't want that. They might go nuts if it doesn't turn into a relationship.

Now, I'd never turn down a really hot girl if I detected she'd cling onto me. You want that. But hot girls don't cling onto anybody. Because they are hot. You're the one that has to constanly impress the hot ones. If you don't they'll drop you and find another one in a heart beat. Give him a shot to constantly impress her for the privellage of banging her.


Don't forget to add that "bangin" a hot girl doesn't guarantee great, or ever good, sex....but it's definitely better than bangin an ugly girl. :wink:


This is very true. A couple of the best looking ones I've been with were completely useless in bed and even worse they were all self conscious. One girl refused to take her shirt off during sex and she was hot as hell. I ended up stopping in the middle of it and laughing at her because it was so funny to me. That didn't go over very well and we didn't screw around again (not that I wanted to anyways).

Beardown, the opposite has always been true for me. I've always done the best with the hot woman when I just sit back and act like I don't give a shit. Probably because I don't really approach women at bars and stuff. Too much pressure and risk of getting shot down. That's what we have W_Z for. He's fearless and I commend him for it.


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I'm pushing 40 now but as soon as the divorce goes through I plan to have that number grow exponentially.


I'm sure none of them were University of Iowa students since they are all so prim and proper.

Talk about skanks.


Yeah, well over half of them were. It was like a buffet every night out. Sure there were some skanks but most were hot as hell too so it more than evened itself out.


unfortunately, i only tried 2 items at the iowa buffet. once i tasted my second dish, i kept eating it and eating it and eating it, until i married it.


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Yeah.

Like I said it's all relative. We had a buddy in college that would brag about all the women he banged. You should have seen some of them. Jeez. Finally, one day after he was bragging about another girl he just had our other buddy said to him...

"Dude, they're all 200 pounds. I'd rather just jerk off then have your girls."

He shut up after that one.


I've got a good friend from Iowa who's the same way. He's a good looking guy and has been with some model quality women but was always sneaking these stinkers out in the morning so we wouldn't have to see them and rip on his ass. The worst part was he was dating these incredible girls we would have been after in a heartbeat and he was cheating on them with these nasty ones. Never understood it.


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kid, when i saw "hang", i read "hand bang" :lol: :lol:

I can't do that till later. I'm still at work right now. :wink:

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That's true Hawkeye. I had a really good looking girl in high school come onto me. Partly because I didn't try to come on to her. She thought I was playing cool, probably, but I wasn't. I just thought, yeah she's being nice to me but she has no interest. She had a boyfriend anyway so I thought she's just being a flirt to get a reaction out of me. Eventually I made out with her a couple times. That's all it was. But I was shocked I got to do that.

I think part of her attraction to me was that I wasn't trying to get her. She might have been offended by that and thought "Who are you not to want to bang me? How dare you." LOL. It's weird how that works.


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Yeah.

Like I said it's all relative. We had a buddy in college that would brag about all the women he banged. You should have seen some of them. Jeez. Finally, one day after he was bragging about another girl he just had our other buddy said to him...

"Dude, they're all 200 pounds. I'd rather just jerk off then have your girls."

He shut up after that one.


Was he a baseball player in need of many, many slump busters? :wink:

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That's what we have W_Z for. He's fearless and I commend him for it.


I would think most people would be fearless when they have 8 or so beers in them... :wink:

Good times. 8)


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Yeah.

Like I said it's all relative. We had a buddy in college that would brag about all the women he banged. You should have seen some of them. Jeez. Finally, one day after he was bragging about another girl he just had our other buddy said to him...

"Dude, they're all 200 pounds. I'd rather just jerk off then have your girls."

He shut up after that one.


I've got a good friend from Iowa who's the same way. He's a good looking guy and has been with some model quality women but was always sneaking these stinkers out in the morning so we wouldn't have to see them and rip on his ass. The worst part was he was dating these incredible girls we would have been after in a heartbeat and he was cheating on them with these nasty ones. Never understood it.


I used to have a friend similar to what you describe. He was constantly hitting on women--fat, thin, ugly, hot, whatever--no matter how "serious" his then current "official" relationship was. He was an egomaniac and I think he was more turned on by the thought that he could get strange women to sleep with him than he was by the women themselves. I think he also enjoyed deceiving his girlfirends. He wanted them to suspect he was banging other chicks, but then would fabricate explanations to see if they would believe the lies and stay with him.

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I've only had "relations" twice with my wife in the complete darkness and only to procreate :wink:

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I'm a one mouse hole kinda cat, and been happily bangin my wife for the last 19 years 8) - Button 48
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Yeah.

Like I said it's all relative. We had a buddy in college that would brag about all the women he banged. You should have seen some of them. Jeez. Finally, one day after he was bragging about another girl he just had our other buddy said to him...

"Dude, they're all 200 pounds. I'd rather just jerk off then have your girls."

He shut up after that one.


I've got a good friend from Iowa who's the same way. He's a good looking guy and has been with some model quality women but was always sneaking these stinkers out in the morning so we wouldn't have to see them and rip on his ass. The worst part was he was dating these incredible girls we would have been after in a heartbeat and he was cheating on them with these nasty ones. Never understood it.


I used to have a friend similar to what you describe. He was constantly hitting on women--fat, thin, ugly, hot, whatever--no matter how "serious" his then current "official" relationship was. He was an egomaniac and I think he was more turned on by the thought that he could get strange women to sleep with him than he was by the women themselves. I think he also enjoyed deceiving his girlfirends. He wanted them to suspect he was banging other chicks, but then would fabricate explanations to see if they would believe the lies and stay with him.


I think we're talking about the same person here. You described him perfectly.


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Yeah.

Like I said it's all relative. We had a buddy in college that would brag about all the women he banged. You should have seen some of them. Jeez. Finally, one day after he was bragging about another girl he just had our other buddy said to him...

"Dude, they're all 200 pounds. I'd rather just jerk off then have your girls."

He shut up after that one.


I've got a good friend from Iowa who's the same way. He's a good looking guy and has been with some model quality women but was always sneaking these stinkers out in the morning so we wouldn't have to see them and rip on his ass. The worst part was he was dating these incredible girls we would have been after in a heartbeat and he was cheating on them with these nasty ones. Never understood it.


I used to have a friend similar to what you describe. He was constantly hitting on women--fat, thin, ugly, hot, whatever--no matter how "serious" his then current "official" relationship was. He was an egomaniac and I think he was more turned on by the thought that he could get strange women to sleep with him than he was by the women themselves. I think he also enjoyed deceiving his girlfirends. He wanted them to suspect he was banging other chicks, but then would fabricate explanations to see if they would believe the lies and stay with him.


I think we're talking about the same person here. You described him perfectly.


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only is she my current, she was the first. We took a little break in college
(her idea not mine) that's where the other 4 came in.

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Spaulding, you have a little Filipino in ya? :wink:


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"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"In a row?!?"


im at 6.5. ill explain. 2 girlfriends, 2 randoms, 1 minor short fling out at school, 1 friend who lives in new zealand that i mainly talked to over the internet but met over memorial day weekend this past spring. so thats 6. the .5 comes in because i was in a drunken stupor one evening during the white sox ALCS run (might have been after game 4). anyway, celebrated during and after the game then went to a party. i woke up in some girls bed, both had some clothes on. never saw her again, dont remember what happened and nobody could really confirm nor deny what did occur...so we decided to count that as a .5. now, button 48.

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"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"In a row?!?"


im at 6.5. ill explain. 2 girlfriends, 2 randoms, 1 minor short fling out at school, 1 friend who lives in new zealand that i mainly talked to over the internet but met over memorial day weekend this past spring. so thats 6. the .5 comes in because i was in a drunken stupor one evening during the white sox ALCS run (might have been after game 4). anyway, celebrated during and after the game then went to a party. i woke up in some girls bed, both had some clothes on. never saw her again, dont remember what happened and nobody could really confirm nor deny what did occur...so we decided to count that as a .5. now, button 48.


Damn, when I first saw 6.5 I thought I'd be reading a midget sex story.


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Spaulding, you have a little Filipino in ya? :wink:

Isn't there a follow-up question?

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