Gonna be his walk-up music next season.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

That's from months ago, Jimmy. It's good to have a team goof.

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Isnt he a non drinker?

Not sure. I get all my info from Dan Bernstein so....

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

kinda looks like Zippy-The-Pinhead's avatar

he's pushing grace for the cubbiest cubbie who ever cubbied

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That doesn't make sense. One's a naïve, dreamy, baby-faced slugger, and the other is a surly, drunk, rough-looking lefty who hit for average.

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Mr. Bryant, your wife includes in her pleadings that she was required to forego a career in order to help you get through the minors (including those difficult 8 games in 2015) and therefore should be considered a full partner in your career earnings.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

no one knew the seamier side of grace back when he was cubbing. He was the prospect who didn't nail Cindy.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Is it possible this guy is a Mormon? There are a lot of them in Nevada.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I dunno, nothing on his wikipedia page about it, and the community usually isn't shy about celebrating their own. Also no mysterious time out of the country, though maybe they give special dispensation to athletes, who knows. Ask a Mormon thread forthcoming, I guess.

Kyle Farnsworth was a Mormon, though he was about as good a Mormon as he was a pitcher.

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Definitely has an enormous rack.

I don't know about enormous.

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You may want to scan through her instagram pics. She's going to have a lot of lower back problems in the future.

Shit, I stand corrected.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/3pJxsRHJ4W/?taken-by=jessica_delp

Many of you need to get to the optometrist. Stat.

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he is a good two shoes that can hit a baseball. It is what it is.

The dorky good guy thing plays well on the national stage.

Just like the Bryce Harper Bad Boy thing does.

Let me just add in Gallo again

How did these guys lose a Little League game?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Maybe his accountant told him to be a mormon or maybe he grew up in a Mormon household, but nothing about that guy was a Mormon!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

My mistake. Extra M.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/ombV9VnJ3Y/ ... ssica_delp

jesus

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she does got some nice looking friends.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

No wonder he is getting married. He probably still doesn't know what she looks like.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

A tendancy towards voluptuousity...

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Not hard if you work hard.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I have a feeling that one of the overly invested Ligueluminati in this thread has banged a few too many Dicaros and /or has kids with one.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

Derek Jeter is the blueprint for all MLB players. He got the best of the best but never broke a heart. When it was over and he was at the highest point of recognition he found himself a young beauty with whom to settle down.

Yankees win again. Glorious.

The next generation never learned.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

if i had millions i would make it brutally clear that a bj would be expected every day except the days i dont want one. only under those conditions i would marry. otherwise fuck that just buy a hot lay when you need it.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Bryant is a different type of guy. Rather than boozing it up and chasing tail, he doesn't drink alcohol at all and is in love with a woman he describes as his best friend for the past 8 years. A fool? Maybe he has things in much better perspective than most. Maybe he is mature beyond his years and rather than wasting his potential, he will realize his full potential as an athlete and a man. Crazy thought, but who knows....I wish I had been as mature at that age. I wish them the best of luck.

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Go Cubs!!!!