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shirtless driver
 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:22 am 
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I read all 3 of the books........
The sex was the lede but I found the story to be more important, or as important
as a billionaire fetishist and a sex n00b coming of age story could be. It's a love story, people!!!!!!!!!!!!
That said, I have a cam version I haven't watched yet, and my wife would rather see the Sponge Bob movie.
Whatevs.
I told my wife that the the box office numbers probablt would've doubled had they offered it theatre/on demand.
For all those christian housewifes that wouldn't be caught seen coming out of the cinema.

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:23 am 
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I read all 3 of the books........
The sex was the lede but I found the story to be more important, or as important
as a billionaire fetishist and a sex n00b coming of age story could be. It's a love story, people!!!!!!!!!!!!
That said, I have a cam version I haven't watched yet, and my wife would rather see the Sponge Bob movie.
Whatevs.
I told my wife that the the box office numbers probablt would've doubled had they offered it theatre/on demand.
For all those christian housewifes that wouldn't be caught seen coming out of the cinema.

Why would you read this shit?

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:25 am 
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Same reason I've listened to your soundcloud page.
I like to be punished.
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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
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Same reason I've listened to your soundcloud page.
I like to be punished.
:D

Ooh. Ouch.

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:30 am 
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Why would you read this shit?


Why wouldn't you?
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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:33 am 
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shirtless driver wrote:
I read all 3 of the books........
The sex was the lede but I found the story to be more important, or as important
as a billionaire fetishist and a sex n00b coming of age story could be. It's a love story, people!!!!!!!!!!!!
That said, I have a cam version I haven't watched yet, and my wife would rather see the Sponge Bob movie.
Whatevs.
I told my wife that the the box office numbers probablt would've doubled had they offered it theatre/on demand.
For all those christian housewifes that wouldn't be caught seen coming out of the cinema.

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:36 am 
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shirtless driver
 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:39 am 
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shirtless driver wrote:
Same reason I've listened to your soundcloud page.
I like to be punished.
:D

Ooh. Ouch.



They should have put your signature on the poster ads.
Play til it hurts, etc. .

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
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Darkside wrote:
Why would you read this shit?


Why wouldn't you?

Because, Spaulding. Because.

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:41 am 
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shirtless driver wrote:
Darkside wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
Same reason I've listened to your soundcloud page.
I like to be punished.
:D

Ooh. Ouch.



They should have put your signature on the poster ads.
Play til it hurts, etc. .

Wait. Am I being insulted or complimented or neither?
I'm lost.

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:47 am 
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You're not being insulted.
It was a joke.

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
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You're not being insulted.
It was a joke.

Oh. Well I would deserve it either way.

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:41 am 
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Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Why would you read this shit?


Why wouldn't you?


Men are visual. No one bought Playboy for Letters to the Editor, as entertaining as they might be.

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:56 pm 
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Just saw it.

I'm sorry. I know this movie was suppose to be an erotic thriller.

Quite frankly, many scenes made it more like a comedy to me. I was laughing at some of the dialogue and scenes. It was really stupid at times after the first 30 minutes of the movie. The book had to be better. This plot is probably better for a book. For women, at least.

But she was hot as hell.
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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
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50 Shades of Black looks funny, but it probably isn't.

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
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I'll watch it on HBO for 5-10 minutes after everyone else is asleep if the people on Real Sex are particularly unattractive that evening. No cultural significance.


I lied. I didn't make it through 5 minutes. Not hot.

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
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So I tried the 50 shades move tonight at my local establishment. Just like he did at that bar...

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:(

Anyway, I got out of there before the cops came. I was very confident too. Even had the contract drawn up and at the ready.
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