This is a terrible thread. No surprise that Rick started it.

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It's possible. That's a far cry from doing the work yourself. I'm not listening though. I'm just responding to the below rfdc quote. It's pretty clear Bernsie lies and exaggerates about his son often(doesnt give a fuck about the daughter I guess). This is just another obvious example.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Shouldn't his kid be watching surgeries?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I can see a kid wanting to impress his Dad who works in sports talk radio by picking a player in the game, going to a website and memorizing a few sentences about the player and repeating them. But he sure as hell doesn't come up with things on his own like "he might be too long to be a 5 tech on the next level", and he sure as shit didn't say, "I don't know about you, but I'm keeping my eye on 98 tonight".

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Yes, and especially when his dad spends hours screaming at people to "Watch the lineplay"


Although I could see him saying

Just get low and balanced, engage w/the forearm, slide feet, extend vertically on the shot, spin/pin.

EYE DISCIPLINE

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I guarantee Bernstein Jr is the Senior Reporter in that household.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

You say he's exaggerating. I think he is understating. His son broke down the game film and relayed his thoughts in perfect Manchurian and Hebrew.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Maybe his kid had Matt Bowen on the phone and was getting fed lines through an ear piece in order to provide Really. Smart. Analysis to pops.

It's fairly obvious. With his love of NFL scouting at such a young age. Bernstein's kid grows up to be Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

You could do worse than that.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I've said it before, the kid is pretty much failure proof. He will either get into a Chicago magnate or they will move to the suburbs (per Dan). He will do well enough to pass through legacy review of his Duke application. If he chooses a career in anything in entertainment, sports, medicine or law the family has enough connections to get him that first job. He's really on a "just don't fuck this up" track for life.

of course, Tiny was on that same kind of track and fucked it up by choosing something frivolous like stand up

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Setting: Dr. Ken's Film Room Kitchen
Time: Last night

Dr. Ken: Hello Children, I'm your father Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Children: We hate you.

Dr. Ken: It's nice that we get right to it these days. Saves time.

Children: What do you want to discuss now? Our favorite color?

Dr. Ken: I see that you have been spending a lot of time in the film room.

Children: Uh...so?

Dr. Ken: I think its great you guys are really getting into football these days.

Children: What? Oh, right. Football......we love it.

Dr. Ken: Have you been studying up on technique?

Children: Hell, yeah. We were watching one guy's technique all night last night. He was talented.

Dr. Ken: One of the big guys up front?

Children: Yeah, he was pretty big.

Dr. Ken: How was he at taking on a double-team?

Children: Real good. We really learned something from that guy, for sure.

Dr. Ken: What do you suppose he was? A 5? Maybe a 7?

Children: I think he was a 9. At least.

Dr. Ken: I don't think you can go higher than a 9.

Children: Oh yes, you can.

Dr. Ken: Isn't this great? We had a real conversation. Hardly any swearing. Nothing inappropriate. We're really making progress.

Children: Yeah, you're a piece of work, Ken.

Dr. Ken: Thanks. Something to build on.

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You know me like that.

So not only is Beardown chaining posters to his furnace, he's now forcing them to write imaginary conversations?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I talk football with my youngest son fairly often. He understands a lot of the language that gets thrown around. What he did not understand was why it was important to me for the Chiefs and Texans to collectively score under 40 on Saturday.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You're not teaching financial lessons at home yet? No worries, you'll get there soon enough.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I also think he is understating in that his son is actually 23 years old and is a beer-swilling failure who lays on the couch all day watching replays of football games.

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"the best way to not lose money when betting on football is to not pay when you lose"

Dr Ken always was the best at this

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Shit no...Dr Ken was doing that long before Beardown bought his first bottle of ether

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Dr. Ken's are not only real but cleared through his children's really. smart. people prior to his being able to post.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

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Bernstein really is quite a loser. Even of the .000001% chance his kid really is breaking it down in detail, no need to talk about it.

JB "Dad, that guys huge, the Bears should draft him"
DB "Thats amazing breakdowns"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

The kid wants to play football really badly because his dad clearly prohibits it. Kids wanting to do exactly what their parents don't want is not a new phenomenon.

Kid won't be able to get a job in football if he doesn't even play at 6A+ ranked program. Way to smash your kids dreams Berns.

at this thread. Fuck DB and his ki oh wait never mind. No banning for me.

Keep it rocking, Scooter. Fuck these idiots.

I challenge anyone to name the last athlete that Dan recognized in the rough, and rode with him to success. Even when he's followed a consensus pick he's pulled some dick move to separate himself from the pack. So, yeah, who has he liked that he still likes, that he hasn't flipped on at least once, that has turned out to be close to what he proclaimed him to be?

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

Conor Mcknight

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As a former fan I cannot think of a single one.

But I DO remember how he led the Eddie Robinson (& even Ben Wallace) fanboy club.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.