Forget 2 or 3 in the next 6 years. I just want one in my lifetime. Then go from there.

Maybe Steve is talking about number of wives.

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I dont know why Cubs fans continue to do this to themselves, but I hope they never stop.

See, now that is bad form. You get personal, when there was no reason to. I have refrained from taking personal shots at you for some time. But you apparently want to go there. At least when I get married it is to a beautiful woman, not some fat-assed ugly cow. But I can see (as ugly as you are) where that is about all you could manage. I honestly cannot fathom how anyone could stomach having sex with a woman that fat though. She would give me a soft-on. Couldn't even imagine functioning in such a scenario.

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Go Cubs!!!!

+1

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

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That's all you got? That I got married in Red Rock Canyon on horseback? Hey, doesn't bother me. I loved it. Gorgeous landscape, with a beautiful woman that made for a spectacular scene. Now where your wife is concerned, I know they say beauty is only skin deep, but that kind of ugly cuts right to the bone. I would ask if you tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog will play with her, but I know that fat ass would eat the damn thing straight away.

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Go Cubs!!!!

How many times have you been married, Steve?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Not that it's really anyone's business, twice.

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Go Cubs!!!!

I'm guessing this one won't turn out any better than the first, considering your opinion of women.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

There are plenty of women I respect and admire. I was married 18 years the first time around. I think that longevity is greater than most here have experienced. So am more than capable of long term success in relationships. I just had issues with extra-marital relationships that proved somewhat problematic.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Who was she bangin'?

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Frank

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I don't even want to know who her third option was in "marry 'em, fuck 'em, kill 'em".

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Nah, she wasn't my type.

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I think I might actually feel a little better if she had cheated as well. but to this day, she has never even dated another guy since we met. I wish she would get on with her life, as it makes me feel more guilty as things are. She's having some health problems now too. I have actually helped her out in her new house, doing repairs and buying her a new dryer and whatnot last year. My son still lives with her, so I say it's only because he needs the things too, but it's more paying penance for my misdeeds. I was selfish, inconsiderate, stupid and short-sighted. I have been a shallow, selfish bastard. But the women I have married have been pretty great. I have been luckier than I probably deserve.

Frank-no woman I have ever been involved with, would ever give you the time of day. Different end of the pool.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Was? Has been?

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Dontcha mean Mare ied?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Nice to see Steve admits he's the piece of shit we always said he was though.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'd be married if I was old enough to not care about looks cause I need a woman that knows how to clean

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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This thread is useless without pics.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

Well this was pretty crazy

This post is hilarious. It needs to be highlighted.

I'm a really good driver. I only had problems with crashing into other cars!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I think it's a humble brag or whatever, but in any case: did.not.happen.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

I think the divorce absolutely did happen. His first wife probably realized what a low life piece of shit he is and kicked him to the curb, so he makes up the adultery story to publically save face. Regardless of the truth, he sets a real nice example for his son doesn't he?

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I'm not sure it can qualify as a humble brag.

There are pretty much only one or two things you can do in order to be successful in long term relationships. Banging other people is one of the things you cannot do.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

you ruined her heterosexuality

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.