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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:04 pm 
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I get a half dozen a week of 3 seconds of silence and then a hang up.

Make a decision during my outgoing message and stop making me waste 45 seconds to hear you hang up on me!! Die.

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Those are automated and disconnect unless you pick up.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I get a half dozen a week of 3 seconds of silence and then a hang up.

Make a decision during my outgoing message and stop making me waste 45 seconds to hear you hang up on me!! Die.


You should just have the servants hunt them down.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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312player wrote:
Those are automated and disconnect unless you pick up.


I hear them breathing. Sometimes they mumble something as they hang up.

Robot mumbling.

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Must've been a salesman for The Athletic Chicago

"Hi Dr. Ken, subscribe to The Athletic Chicago. Thanks! Bye!"

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
312player wrote:
Those are automated and disconnect unless you pick up.


I hear them breathing. Sometimes they mumble something as they hang up.

Robot mumbling.
Maybe their jaws are wired shut.

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this generation is far too dependent on caller ID. I've lost track of how many messages I've received with no call back number. My phone is off a lot because of where I work and caller ID no function if phone off.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I get a half dozen a week of 3 seconds of silence and then a hang up.

Make a decision during my outgoing message and stop making me waste 45 seconds to hear you hang up on me!! Die.


Fence guy once didnt finish a job for me...and took some of the material, so I called him often and left the phone in my car while the radio played, knowing he needed to listen to a while message if he wanted to delete it.

After about a week, all the material showed up.

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Download a visual voicemail app. Cuts down the misery of checking voicemails by at least 60%.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I get a half dozen a week of 3 seconds of silence and then a hang up.

Make a decision during my outgoing message and stop making me waste 45 seconds to hear you hang up on me!! Die.


I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine. Not at all. Ahoy.
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For some reason I keep imagining the Family Guy (yes W_Z back when it was funny) scene where Brian was a salesman and had to call Donald Nguyen.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3-xrBN5p14




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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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veganfan21 wrote:
Download a visual voicemail app. Cuts down the misery of checking voicemails by at least 60%.


I get an email so I know it's garbage most of the time. But I still need to login to clear the light off my phone.

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I read somewhere that the three seconds of silence followed by a hangup is also a tactic employed by scammers. Gullible people are more likely to respond to the missed call on caller ID by calling the number back. That snags the scammer a live person who might be more likely to fall for their scam.

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