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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:35 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
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Location: The Crownville Lab
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Of you pricks on the board. I'm done. I mean.....Shakes would like me dead, so I've got my sword here to fall on, by.....

This place used to be fun. Now it's mostly bad and trolly and pretty much pointless ripping of people because we all know that their lives are just SOOO fantastic!! Have fun picking on easy targets, Dbags! Dafuq is the point anymore? Can't have an opinion different from the rest of the piler ons. Made some friends here and met some pretty cool peeps. The rest, bite me!! Hasta. :salut:

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:41 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
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Jeff, don't quit the board. Don't let assholes like Douchebag and leashyourkids get to you like that.

How did you come up with the percentage?

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:48 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
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Location: The Crownville Lab
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FavreFan wrote:

Jeff, don't quit the board. Don't let assholes like Douchebag and leashyourkids get to you like that.

How did you come up with the percentage?

I don't know. You're on the 45 side. Just a ton of mean spirited shit around here I'm seeing...more than ever. I think I'll only respond to the good peeps.

Fuck the rest and I hope they die in a fiery crash into a vinegar factory and are attacked by hippos. Hippos can be mean SOBs.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:51 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
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Location: The Crownville Lab
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It might be closer to 83% if my math is correct.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:57 pm

Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:50 pm
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Jeff, don't quit the board. Don't let assholes like Douchebag and leashyourkids get to you like that.

How did you come up with the percentage?

So you want folks to die in a fire and then be attacked by hippos...

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:03 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
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Location: The Crownville Lab
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veganfan21 wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Jeff, don't quit the board. Don't let assholes like Douchebag and leashyourkids get to you like that.

How did you come up with the percentage?

So you want folks to die in a fire and then be attacked by hippos...

See how ridiculous wishing death on people sounds?

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:08 pm

Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:54 am
Posts: 22704
pizza_Place: A few...

Stick around, Eaglo. Hell, you just got a new avatar.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:12 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:55 am
Posts: 9340
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's

It's not really a hateful place. We all love one another deep down inside. It's just that Julie DiCaro brings out the worst in all of us. That's how awful she is.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:16 pm

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:52 pm
Posts: 12816
Location: My Pants
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Hasn't this place always been this way? Jerry Riles sent me PMs non-stop about raping my mother. I stayed here despite all the bullshit around Juggs. I even partook in some of the fun, like taking jabs at Krazy Ivan because he couldn't block me in hoops. Just saying, there's always been about 65% of this board that has been like that 100% of the time.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:17 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43572

Jeff, don't leave. You're one of the good ones.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:22 pm

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:52 pm
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Come sit Jeff, let's talk about your feelings.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:23 pm

Joined: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:05 am
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The problem with the board is that no one even wishes people to die in creative ways anymore. We've gotten lazy.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:24 pm

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:52 pm
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IMU wrote:

The problem with the board is that no one even wishes people to die in creative ways anymore. We've gotten lazy.

I hope Milton Bradley shoves a bat up your fucking ass and you get cancer of the ass and then you die.

Eh?

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:27 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

You're on the 45 side.

Good to see you giving 110%

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IMU

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:28 pm

Joined: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:05 am
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Location: Cultural Mecca
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

IMU wrote:

The problem with the board is that no one even wishes people to die in creative ways anymore. We've gotten lazy.

I hope Milton Bradley shoves a bat up your fucking ass and you get cancer of the ass and then you die.

Eh?

Not exactly relevant in 2016, but solid effort.

K Effective wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

You're on the 45 side.

Good to see you giving 110%

Also didn't even notice this. :lol:

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Sleuth

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:58 pm

Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:03 pm
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Millenials

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Nas

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:02 pm

100000 CLUB

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Sleuth wrote:

Millenials

My guy!

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:12 am

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm
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pizza_Place: Barstool One Bite Frozen

Hey, whoa, Crumbs! One of the originals!

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

This place used to be fun. Now it's mostly bad and trolly and pretty much pointless ripping of people because we all know that their lives are just SOOO fantastic!! Have fun picking on easy targets, Dbags! Dafuq is the point anymore? Can't have an opinion different from the rest of the piler ons. Made some friends here and met some pretty cool peeps. The rest, bite me!! Hasta. :salut:

No, the board isn't what it used to be, and probably hasn't been since the split 2+ years ago. The descent of the Score's lead host into woeful self-parody probably didn't help the mood around here, though at least we've gotten a few good jokes off about it all.

I know you're a little closer to "the inside" than most of us here, so I'm not surprised that you'd bristle at a lot of what this place has become. Yes, a lot of the Julie-bashing is in poor taste, but she has behaved very foolishly since the whole Kane thing got away from her, and of course people should be making fun of that.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:25 am

Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:36 pm
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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:40 am

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Have fun picking on easy targets

Shots fired at Seacrest!

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:02 am

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
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Hockey Gay wrote:

It's not really a hateful place. We all love one another deep down inside. It's just that Julie DiCaro brings out the worst in all of us. That's how awful she is.

Eat shit, asshole. And fuck you!

goddamnit, dicaro...

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:22 am

100000 CLUB

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Your math sucks, Jeffro.

Don't let the man get you down. Stick around for a while.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:39 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:41 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82233

Way too much math in this thread for my sorry ass.

Jeff, you were here during the OG thread.

I believe you can block the posters you don't want to read. I hope I'm not on your list.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:48 am

Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:35 pm
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I was gone for a few years and came back in 2015...yes, a lot has changed and there's some douchebaggery, but there's enough fun to keep it cool. Stick around, Jeff.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:52 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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I wish you guys would respect Jeff's decicion

So long, Jeff!

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:54 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92071
Location: To the left of my post

rogers park bryan wrote:

I wish you guys would respect Jeff's decicion

So long, Jeff!

The best thing we can do is let him go. Let him get on that airplane and move on with our lives.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:55 am

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

I wish you guys would respect Jeff's decicion

So long, Jeff!

The best thing we can do is let him go. Let him get on that airplane and move on with our lives.

No reclining.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:55 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Location: To the left of my post

leashyourkids wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

I wish you guys would respect Jeff's decicion

So long, Jeff!

The best thing we can do is let him go. Let him get on that airplane and move on with our lives.

No reclining.

It's likely an international flight. Probably to Paris for art school. Leg room is normally better on those flights.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: 65%

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:57 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

I wish you guys would respect Jeff's decicion

So long, Jeff!

The best thing we can do is let him go. Let him get on that airplane and move on with our lives.

I have a message. CSFMB Member… Eaglo Jeff’s plane… was shot down… over Lake Michigan. It spun in …there were no survivors.

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