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Brick

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:03 am

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Even Magic 1 would be proud of that smack.

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Spaulding

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:10 am

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I often miss my old last name.

Hyphenated names get screwed up a lot at hospitals in the billing department.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:18 am

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Mitch Cumstein wrote:

So I am just hearing about this, had no idea hyphenated married names carried this kind of scorn esp when they are TEMPORARY.

NSJ, you are basically calling me a pussy with the theme of your poll. That is fine. Remembering the news when you were "shaking" about an old couple driving through a panera, or whatever the fuck it was so you could advertise yourself on the news sounding like a homo Phillip Seymour Hoffman in a faggity purple polo with head lice visible on HD. God bless you man. And I am pretty sure you are at least half the mentally issued trolls scrolling our board right now.

Good night sir.

You want to rumble about this anytime anywhere good sir.

Wow Mitch! That might be the biggest bitchslap in the history of the board! Next time I see you at a get-together I'll get Spmack or Grid to buy you a beer for that one!

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Regular Reader

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:39 am

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Uga4Prez wrote:

Wasn't there a guy on a tv show who actually took his wife's last name? :lol:

But his story couldn't be as funny as the current LA Mayor who morphed his name into his wife's, started banging his chief of staff's wife, got caught and is getting divorced, but will keep the his/her name combo.

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M_C

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:54 am

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Wow Mitch! That might be the biggest bitchslap in the history of the board! Next time I see you at a get-together I'll get Spmack or Grid to buy you a beer for that one!

Will look fwd to that kid!!! if we go heinekens we can split the buy buddy!!

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:43 am

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Mitch Cumstein wrote:

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good dolphin

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:13 am

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I am fairly certain NSJ meant this entirely in good fun and not as a true insult.

Last edited by good dolphin on Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:56 am, edited 1 time in total.

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spmack

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:43 am

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oh my.

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spmack

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:44 am

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oh my.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:29 am

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Where the hell did you come from KS?

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good dolphin

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:47 am

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Keeping Score wrote:

Mitch Cumstein wrote:

Now THAT'S a thing of beauty right there!!

Enough of this "Promise Keeper's" crap around here.

From one asshole (me) to another - Just Take It NSJ!

Don't ever think that we have forgotten your Mao days. Fuckin' Pussy.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:50 am

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Keeping Score wrote:

Mitch Cumstein wrote:

Now that's some smacky smack from the erstwhile scorekeeper. Mitch is bringin' it, too.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:03 am

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good dolphin wrote:

I am fairly certain NSJ meant this entirely in good fun and not as a true insult.

That's part of what makes the responses so funny.

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Houston Homer

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:07 am

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Keeping Score wrote:

You're back!!

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sportsfan

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:41 pm

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Mitch Cumstein wrote:

Hmmm. I obviously hit a nerve with this one. Very sorry, Mitch . . . certainly no harm meant to you personally. Maybe I'm just jealous - you got a pretty cool gal there.

I'd almost say it was worth it - that was the best/funniest slam, I think I've ever read here! :lol:

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M_C

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:59 pm

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Ha Ha Ha and Ho Ho Ho, I was laughing my ass off when I was typing that last night, no nerve hit I don't take anything on this board seriously you just teed it up for me to rant.

Good times!

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:02 pm

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Now is Keeping Score gonna back down, too? What an unsatisfying cat fight this has turned into....

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spmack

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:06 pm

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Come on, this started out better than NSJ vs Nas, and now its going to end worse than Tall Midget vs Spmack.....

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:07 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Now is Keeping Score gonna back down, too? What an unsatisfying cat fight this has turned into....

My Dear Sweet Friend Tall,
Why would you instigate a fight between these two lovely men? I never thought of you as a war mongering asswipe until now. I kind of like it.
Your Admirer,
Evil J.A.C.K.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:11 pm

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spmack wrote:

its going to end worse than Tall Midget vs Spmack.....

I don't remember that exchange. Details?

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M_C

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:14 pm

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Hey NSJ how did your tryout for a stunt double for the movie Capote turn out

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spmack

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:25 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

its going to end worse than Tall Midget vs Spmack.....

I don't remember that exchange. Details?

It was nothing. 3 or 4 posts at the most. I wasn't sure if TM called me terminally stupid or not, I assumed he did, and then I went after his use of big words a la Bernstein, and it was a misunderstading (or was it..)...But anyway it fizzed out.

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Houston Homer

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:39 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Now is Keeping Score gonna back down, too?

No fucking way.

Maybe HappyHour-Cumstein really IS a pussy?

We already know that NSMaoJ is.

That was no Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha post from the gooey one last night. But if the swingers want to waste away in Burritoville, who is KS to stand in their way?

So much for the kindler, gentler KS :cry:

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spmack

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:41 pm

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Keeping Score+
Magic 1 =

MATCH!

I knew it!!!!!!!

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good dolphin

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:44 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Nas wrote:

Why would you put my name on some shit I didn't write? DON'T FUCKING MISQUOTE ME CUMSTEIN!

That's the spirit Nas.....you Fantasy Football cheating ass.

Get your ass over to the North section and help me battle against this rediculous argument. You are wasting your talents on general topics.

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spmack

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:45 pm

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Keeping Score on Amazon.com wrote:

I used to be one of North's biggest fans, but this CD just showed me how wrong I was to his critics. Who cares about old interviews and 2 awful parodies. Secret Asian Man? Caucasian Man? These songs are old and played out. A parody is lost on the listeners if 75% of your target audience were born after the original song's release date. Please Mike, if their is going to be another CD, put more effort into it.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:58 pm

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Nas wrote:

Why would you put my name on some shit I didn't write? DON'T FUCKING MISQUOTE ME CUMSTEIN!

It's from the Tribune board Nas.

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M_C

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:59 pm

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Why would you put my name on some shit I didn't write? DON'T FUCKING MISQUOTE ME CUMSTEIN!

I'll take it down when Score is Doomed says I can.

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Spaulding

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:05 pm

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I'm glad you're back.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:05 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

I'm glad you're back.

You're the last person I thought would say that. But I'm glad he's back too.

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