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 Post subject: A classic What If?
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You come into large sum of money(lotto whatever). You have the oportunity to remake any movie you wantthat you feel was not done right the first time or was missed and could use a redoing.
What would it be? For me it would be either:
Streets of fire,I would do the entire trilogy of Tom Cody
Remo Williams, make it just like Bond like it was intended but Remo is cooler cuze he is American

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I'd remake The Godfather with Mark Wahlberg as Michael just to piss everyone off.


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Obviously the Entourage movie.

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I'd make a Green Lantern sequel.

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I'd remake The Godfather with Mark Wahlberg as Michael just to piss everyone off.

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in all seriousness, i would remake "The Stuff" and/or "Parts: The Clonus Horror". i'd probably make the latter a musical, but "The Stuff" had so much potential to be a great satire on commercialism. and it really fell short.


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If I came into money it would probably be a porno

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If I came into money it would probably be a porno


And "I came into money" could be the title.

(That might have been your joke anyway...)

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I'd remake "Glory" and have them all live at the end, god damn that was depressing.


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Id redo They Live with Triple H in Piper's role and redo the fight scene cause it's stupid


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Jaw Breaker wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
If I came into money it would probably be a porno


And "I came into money" could be the title.

(That might have been your joke anyway...)


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I'd remake the first Star Wars movie. Get a cute Bri'ish actress to play the Luke role, a swarthy brown guy to be the ace pilot & throw in a black guy to piss of Dignified Rube. Maybe it'll cost me $200m, but I'm sure I'll be able to multiply that tenfold.


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I would eliminate Ben afflek. Not just the batman movie. In general.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
I'd make a Green Lantern sequel.


Agree who would you cast and what Lantern?

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I'd remake the first Star Wars movie. Get a cute Bri'ish actress to play the Luke role, a swarthy brown guy to be the ace pilot & throw in a black guy to piss of Dignified Rube. Maybe it'll cost me $200m, but I'm sure I'll be able to multiply that tenfold.


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Good thread, Chas.

Great call on Glory, KD. At least a couple of them should have survived. Even if it wasn't accurate, let them live thru that battle and put an epilogue that they died in a later battle.

I would remake Titanic without the lane ass love story.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Good thread, Chas.

Great call on Glory, KD. At least a couple of them should have survived. Even if it wasn't accurate, let them live thru that battle and put an epilogue that they died in a later battle.

I would remake Titanic without the lane ass love story.


In reality out of 700 only 50 survived I think with out looking it up. Shaws family begged and even tried to buy back his body but the Confeds where having nothing of it. They really did consider them as inciting rebellion and thus just dumped all the bodies,officers and soldiers in one big common unmarked grave.

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I would remake "Lincoln" without the lame ass assassination story.

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SteveSarley wrote:
I would remake "Lincoln" without the lame ass assassination story.

Maybe make him hunt vampires or something.


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SteveSarley wrote:
I would remake "Lincoln" without the lame ass assassination story.


It'd be worth a shot.


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Be sure to tell the actors to 'break a leg' before you start filming.

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 Post subject: Re: A classic What If?
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Be sure to tell the actors to 'break a leg' before you start filming.

Only the guy playing John Wilkes Booth.

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