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FavreFan

Post subject: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:11 pm

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I don't consider myself a grammar nazi at all, but these people need to die. I wish nothing but ill upon them and their entire families.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:30 pm

Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:54 am
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Proper grammar is dead.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:36 pm

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:15 pm
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Peoria Matt wrote:

Proper grammar is dead.

Literally.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:43 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
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Location: West Side
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FavreFan86 should not of created this thread.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:55 pm

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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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Best nomination ever.

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:00 pm

Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:17 pm
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Hockey Gay approves of this thread.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:22 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
Posts: 27055

I kind of like ebolanics

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:27 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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You should of thought harder before this nomination.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:31 pm

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:52 pm
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Location: My Pants
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So true story, in high school I'm having lunch with a few friends and we get on the subject of eating out a chick during her period. Of course, one guys says he did it. We all tell him he's full of shit. So he says, you want to know what its like? And so, of course, we say yes. So he takes a pizza puff and tongues the middle of it. I've never eaten a pizza puff again to this day.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:45 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:13 am
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Location: BLM Lake Forest Chapter
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I would of loved to of seen your faces

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:47 pm

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Of means multiply

Have means divide

True story

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:05 pm

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I can't imagine that actually tastes like a pizza puff.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:05 pm

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:52 pm
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Location: My Pants
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It wasn't the taste but the visual.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:17 pm

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
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GoldenJet wrote:

I would of loved to of seen your faces

Weather or not its true.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:54 pm

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"Of" just sounds better.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:12 pm

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm
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A bad habit of mine that I've been trying to correct is "try and" instead of "try to."

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:13 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

A bad habit of mine that I've been trying to correct is "try and" instead of "try to."

Do or do not there is no try to

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:16 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
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pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

What are your thoughts on people that say "supposebly"?

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:20 pm

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
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FavreFan wrote:

I don't consider myself a grammar nazi at all, but these people need to die.

Hmmm, I would consider you a grammar Nazi then

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Councilman Les Whinen

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:47 am

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:34 am
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pizza_Place: Great American

Had a friend who said supposebly all the time and even got pissed when I would correct him. The weirdest part was after a while another friend of ours inexplicably adopted this quirk as well.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:53 am

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
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Best nominatuon I can remember. It is one of the worst and most obvious ways to look like a retard I can think have.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:57 am

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
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pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

I have a buddy who says tooken, rather than taken.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:05 am

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm
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How about "borrow" for "lend"? Kids in school would ask, "can you borrow me some paper?" First of all, you're doing the borrowing, and second of all, it's a sheet of paper, so I wouldn't even get it back.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:35 am

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
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Curious Hair wrote:

Bring back firing squads.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:53 am

Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:50 pm
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Curious Hair wrote:

Leave toddlers out of this

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 6:21 am

Joined: Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:13 am
Posts: 17583
Location: BLM Lake Forest Chapter
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The irregardless users are right up there as well...There is an actual separate level of Hell set aside for the nucular users...it's filling up quickly.

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Don't be such a fucking chump.

Last edited by GoldenJet on Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:25 am, edited 2 times in total.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: People who use "of" in place of "have"

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:13 am