Except have and of are not pronounced the same way. That should differentiate it for the person of average intelligence.

Don't let shortcuts make you lazy.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

We live in Chicago...land. If you're looking for people who dont take shortcuts on words, I suggest you look elsewhere

But its possible that "should've" sounds like "should of", especially when someone is impaired by booze or drugs


But like I said, you wont hear it out of me. From a very young age I was taught that speaking and pronunciation matters and you will be judged on it.

I cringe when people use "aint"

Being the rap aficionado you are, I imagine you cringe enough to the point where onlookers might mistake you for a person with a severe disability.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

What kind of homo gives a shit about stuff like this? "Your grammar isn't technically perfect, rahhhhh!".

I grew up in a small town where most people say "so..." to end a sentence.

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-- source

Ain't no thang but a chicken wang
We havin a smoke out in the Dungeon with the Mary Jane
It's just a pimps(players), Mack daddies(East Point)
It's all about that ses in yo chest(It's the joint)

Lifetime exception for rappers.

Also it's part of the art and it's the language of the streets.

If I was raising Raekwon as my son (as opposed to the streets), he'd be easing up on the aints for sure!

You're quickly dropping out of my top five.

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Not true

It seems these days many people either start or end their sentences with "right..."

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Dat's right,Jack.

or ain't it?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

This.



I cringe when seen is used in place of saw.

I seen her the other day.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Problematic shitlord alert! AAVE does real!

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Right? But it's probably not going away, so...

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And yea...we played a good team game, you know. Coach preached ball movement all week, you know. We just knew we had to go out an execute the game plan, you know. Happy with the effort, you know.

I'm working on demerging my marry/merry/Mary. It's tough.

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^^^ This guy's alright.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Irregardless, You should of thought this through before introducing a nucular war.

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It's very fustrating.

For all intensive purposes

That does sound like a tough road to hoe.

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You know me like that.

It's a mute point.

You know I suppose a "tough road to hoe" could be a saying if you meant it was a difficult street to be a prostitute.

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You know me like that.

I used to think the saying was pronounced "intensive purposes" till I wrote it in a paper first year of law school....that was embarrassing.


I also thought "Faux Pas" was pronounced phonetically till I said it out loud in a college class freshman year. Also embarrassing.

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there's a Vietnamese joint up on Argyle that specializes in Pho Pa.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

You nguyen this thread.

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How the fuck did you get into college?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The lady on the other side of my wall here at the offices says "times", constantly...as in:

You have to times it by 24.2

I want to throw my stapler at her.

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My AP psych teacher said the opposite of anal-retentive was anal-explosive. I corrected him and said it was anal-expulsive, as in retain or expel. We went back and forth a couple times until he finally said that it was a joke and I ruined the joke and I should feel bad. I don't think it was a joke.

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I've written about a co-worker of mine before who tried to fight me at work.

He does everything that has been listed and more


Pronounces Manipulate [MUH-NIP-UH-LATE] Stipulate [STIP-UH-LATE]

And has been known to send emails like "just making sure you seen we made new lows"