Only three ways to get in that van, Cash, Grass or ASS baby

Looks like something Starlin sold to him on his way out of town.

Just because you own a rape van doesn't mean you must rape.

It seems like Joe thinks he is in better shape than he is. He was on the back cover of the Sun Times sleeveless and living large.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

This turned Chus and FavreFan into Cubs fans.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Fan favorite from HS stoner years. Danny DeVito is a revelation in.. The Van.

http://cultmoviesblog.blogspot.com/2012 ... -1977.html

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Cubs already in the lead for the Courtesy Laugh Championship too.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

What?

I can't imagine that most of the players really thought this was hilarious.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Did they say it was?

I think it was probalby like "HA!...look at what Joe drove in." not lololololololololol Maddon is HILARIOUS

So just like I said then. Good talk.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Not really. I dont think anyone alleged that it was super hilarious.

It's gonna be a long year of pretending to not be rooting against the Cubs if you're this upset already.

Also dont think he got the van for any other reason than he liked it...and why not. You got $5mill, like I might buy a pack of gum, he buys a van...

And I guessing in the next year, when he gets sick of it....you can buy it for 40%

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Don't be defensive. I just think most players secretly thought this was kind of dumb.

Oh, and how is this rooting against the Cubs?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

God damn it, Rick. Will you just shut the fuck up already?

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No.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Guessing you and a few others will think that anything Maddon does will be seen as dumb...and I think you are quite mistaken. Now, maybe his next stunt will backfire and be seen as a pain in the ass, but for the most part, I think his BS is more than welcomed by a bunch of players who probably get bored pretty quick...and a change of pace is usually welcome.

If you ever see the stupid crap players do, because they have so much downtime, its easy to see how Maddons little acts can be more than welcomed.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I don't think it is a huge deal. Is it ok to think it is kind of stupid? You guys seem desperate to find anyone saying anything not glowingly positive about the Cubs and attack it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Defensive? No, Im just pointing out the holes in your logic.

I love that you're thinking about Cub players and their secret thoughts though.

This is just evidence that the Cubs get under your skin very easily and that you let small things like a spring training entrance bother you.

Just calm down.

Saying its stupid would be a normal reaction.

Saying the players gave courtesy laughs and thinking about how they all hate it and being bothered by the alleged courtesy laughs are the actions of a very stressed out hateful person on the brink of a mental breakdown.

Agreed. Rick is more obsessed with Maddon than some are with Bernstein!

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LOL wAiT uNtIl hE hIrEs tHe MaGicIaN LOL

I know I get a little "socratic" after I've had a few but it's impossible to be anywhere near as gay as the Cubs. I GOT A VAN LOL. Don Tiny and Joe Maddon have probably run into each other on /r/ragecomics without even knowing it.

You literally want to fuck the Bears GM.


Not that there's anything wrong with that

Look, dont touch.

when people start worrying about what Anthony Rizzo will think about this stuff at age 31....really just dont care. We will deal with it then.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Anthony Rizzo and I are the same age, and if he thinks this shit is funny you should be worried about his faculties. Weird, old drunks driving around in a van is something you laugh at when you're 13 and beer makes you look cool.

It's just cringe, like everything else about the Cubs.

A gay man who hates the Cubs and has anger issues. Who'd of thunk it?

And yet the league is 5 years away from emulating everything the Cubs do.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

The LEAGUE? Is Rob Manfred going to drop by Baseball Didneyworl and learn the ways of the force from Rickett's attorneys?

I know you are now unbiased but you may want to watch a few of the videos from yesterday and note the smiles on the players faces... hilarious no... breaking the monotony...definitely.

http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/02/2 ... s-aplenty/

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