Bernstein mentioned on yesterday's show the Score studio bathroom recently underwent a "renovation" and hinted that they were disappointed that it only amounted to a paint job. Terry then added that the bathroom is still stinky.

Let's think about this for a second. Are they seriously surprised that management wouldn't sink money into a nice bathroom when you've got, as regular users:

1. a guy who weighs over 4 spins and probably damn near fills the bowl at least once a morning
2. a guy who has a history of shitting his pants and expecting other employees to clean up after him
3. the rest of the male Score "talent" who probably average 2.5 showers a month

Yup Dan, you guys deserve nothing but the best.

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here's where you went wrong

I perfected the hover method during my travels in Europe. Necessity stares you in the face when you walk into a communist era bathroom whose idea of a toilet is a hole in the floor with foot outlines on either side

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Correct. Why would one even contemplate this?

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Because they dont play enough commercials for guys to take 12 minutes...

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Encountered this exact thing in a bar in Sicily.

They had a stack of newspapers torn into strips for the ahhh... "clean up".

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

I assume most corporate bathrooms are a collection of bad. We had one particularly odd individual. He was a computer consultant of Asian descent. When he used the stall, you would not see any feet or legs underneath the door even though you knew someone was in the stall. We eventually realized that this guy would put his feet on top of the toilet seat and crouch down to complete his business. This technique was aptly named, "crouching tiger, hidden crapper".

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

you can take the man out of third world, but you can't take the third world out of the man.

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@audioidkid

I recall similarly in a train station in Rome. You had to pay some bum looking guy to get some TP.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

That's awesome

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I never cared about where I shit. I don't eat off my ass. Who gives a care where I put it.

Also, when you hover, there is a good chance you are just going to end up pissing yourself.

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Don't forget 2 tons of fun Dicaro, I heard Mitch had Industrial Wax Rings installed for her n Meatpants.

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But how about courtesy for whoever does eat your ass?

Is the Score still in the Prudential building? I can try to find some way to infiltrate and take pictures.

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of julie's wax rings?

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

I think the shitholes are like this in Japan as well, from what I heard.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Good Dolphin, I love the hover method as well. Having mastered it came in handy two months ago. Successfully deposited into a recycling bin in the backseat of my Ford F-150. Total operation took less than 2 minutes. That's a success.

Back off the wagon?

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was the car in motion or stopped. This is important in terms of my level of being impressed.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Toilet seats are no dirtier than shopping cart handles, gas pumps, hotel remote controls, or the buttons on an ATM.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way