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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:59 am 
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Bernstein mentioned on yesterday's show the Score studio bathroom recently underwent a "renovation" and hinted that they were disappointed that it only amounted to a paint job. Terry then added that the bathroom is still stinky.

Let's think about this for a second. Are they seriously surprised that management wouldn't sink money into a nice bathroom when you've got, as regular users:

1. a guy who weighs over 4 spins and probably damn near fills the bowl at least once a morning
2. a guy who has a history of shitting his pants and expecting other employees to clean up after him
3. the rest of the male Score "talent" who probably average 2.5 showers a month

Yup Dan, you guys deserve nothing but the best.

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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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I perfected the hover method during my travels in Europe. Necessity stares you in the face when you walk into a communist era bathroom whose idea of a toilet is a hole in the floor with foot outlines on either side

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Bagels wrote:
Hayden Fry's Mustache wrote:
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here's where you went wrong


Correct. Why would one even contemplate this?

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here's where you went wrong

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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:07 pm 
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I perfected the hover method during my travels in Europe. Necessity stares you in the face when you walk into a communist era bathroom whose idea of a toilet is a hole in the floor with foot outlines on either side

Encountered this exact thing in a bar in Sicily.

They had a stack of newspapers torn into strips for the ahhh... "clean up".

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I assume most corporate bathrooms are a collection of bad. We had one particularly odd individual. He was a computer consultant of Asian descent. When he used the stall, you would not see any feet or legs underneath the door even though you knew someone was in the stall. We eventually realized that this guy would put his feet on top of the toilet seat and crouch down to complete his business. This technique was aptly named, "crouching tiger, hidden crapper".

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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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I assume most corporate bathrooms are a collection of bad. We had one particularly odd individual. He was a computer consultant of Asian descent. When he used the stall, you would not see any feet or legs underneath the door even though you knew someone was in the stall. We eventually realized that this guy would put his feet on top of the toilet seat and crouch down to complete his business. This technique was aptly named, "crouching tiger, hidden crapper".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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Godfella wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I perfected the hover method during my travels in Europe. Necessity stares you in the face when you walk into a communist era bathroom whose idea of a toilet is a hole in the floor with foot outlines on either side

Encountered this exact thing in a bar in Sicily.

They had a stack of newspapers torn into strips for the ahhh... "clean up".

:lol:


I recall similarly in a train station in Rome. You had to pay some bum looking guy to get some TP.

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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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Hayden Fry's Mustache wrote:
Bernstein mentioned on yesterday's show the Score studio bathroom recently underwent a "renovation" and hinted that they were disappointed that it only amounted to a paint job. Terry then added that the bathroom is still stinky.

Let's think about this for a second. Are they seriously surprised that management wouldn't sink money into a nice bathroom when you've got, as regular users:

1. a guy who weighs over 4 spins and probably damn near fills the bowl at least once a morning
2. a guy who has a history of shitting his pants and expecting other employees to clean up after him
3. the rest of the male Score "talent" who probably average 2.5 showers a month

Yup Dan, you guys deserve nothing but the best.

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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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denisdman wrote:
I assume most corporate bathrooms are a collection of bad. We had one particularly odd individual. He was a computer consultant of Asian descent. When he used the stall, you would not see any feet or legs underneath the door even though you knew someone was in the stall. We eventually realized that this guy would put his feet on top of the toilet seat and crouch down to complete his business. This technique was aptly named, "crouching tiger, hidden crapper".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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I never cared about where I shit. I don't eat off my ass. Who gives a care where I put it.

Also, when you hover, there is a good chance you are just going to end up pissing yourself.

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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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Hayden Fry's Mustache wrote:
Bernstein mentioned on yesterday's show the Score studio bathroom recently underwent a "renovation" and hinted that they were disappointed that it only amounted to a paint job. Terry then added that the bathroom is still stinky.

Let's think about this for a second. Are they seriously surprised that management wouldn't sink money into a nice bathroom when you've got, as regular users:

1. a guy who weighs over 4 spins and probably damn near fills the bowl at least once a morning
2. a guy who has a history of shitting his pants and expecting other employees to clean up after him
3. the rest of the male Score "talent" who probably average 2.5 showers a month

Yup Dan, you guys deserve nothing but the best.




Don't forget 2 tons of fun Dicaro, I heard Mitch had Industrial Wax Rings installed for her n Meatpants.

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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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denisdman wrote:
I assume most corporate bathrooms are a collection of bad. We had one particularly odd individual. He was a computer consultant of Asian descent. When he used the stall, you would not see any feet or legs underneath the door even though you knew someone was in the stall. We eventually realized that this guy would put his feet on top of the toilet seat and crouch down to complete his business. This technique was aptly named, "crouching tiger, hidden crapper".




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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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Is the Score still in the Prudential building? I can try to find some way to infiltrate and take pictures.

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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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good dolphin wrote:
I perfected the hover method during my travels in Europe. Necessity stares you in the face when you walk into a communist era bathroom whose idea of a toilet is a hole in the floor with foot outlines on either side

I think the shitholes are like this in Japan as well, from what I heard.


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 Post subject: Re: The Score bathroom
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Bernstein mentioned on yesterday's show the Score studio bathroom recently underwent a "renovation" and hinted that they were disappointed that it only amounted to a paint job. Terry then added that the bathroom is still stinky.

Let's think about this for a second. Are they seriously surprised that management wouldn't sink money into a nice bathroom when you've got, as regular users:

1. a guy who weighs over 4 spins and probably damn near fills the bowl at least once a morning
2. a guy who has a history of shitting his pants and expecting other employees to clean up after him
3. the rest of the male Score "talent" who probably average 2.5 showers a month

Yup Dan, you guys deserve nothing but the best.

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Good Dolphin, I love the hover method as well. Having mastered it came in handy two months ago. Successfully deposited into a recycling bin in the backseat of my Ford F-150. Total operation took less than 2 minutes. That's a success.


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Good Dolphin, I love the hover method as well. Having mastered it came in handy two months ago. Successfully deposited into a recycling bin in the backseat of my Ford F-150. Total operation took less than 2 minutes. That's a success.


Back off the wagon?

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Mac FM wrote:
Good Dolphin, I love the hover method as well. Having mastered it came in handy two months ago. Successfully deposited into a recycling bin in the backseat of my Ford F-150. Total operation took less than 2 minutes. That's a success.


was the car in motion or stopped. This is important in terms of my level of being impressed.

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I never cared about where I shit. I don't eat off my ass. Who gives a care where I put it.

Also, when you hover, there is a good chance you are just going to end up pissing yourself.


Toilet seats are no dirtier than shopping cart handles, gas pumps, hotel remote controls, or the buttons on an ATM.

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