On today’s show, the boys will continue the bizarre story of a man and his son, who wanted nothing more than to spend their time together looking at Avisail Garcia’s dong.

Seriously though, I’m not sure I’ve ever heard of a worse co-worker in the history of the workplace than this guy. Even more disrespectful than the guy who microwaves fish (who I work with) and the lady who clips her nails at her desk (who I also work with). Adam LaRoche will go down as really one of the most awful guys to ever walk the face of the earth. This is that bad.

I’m not a Kenny Williams fan but bravo for this one, my good Sir.

Oh, and WYC today as well.

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premature threadulation.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

A woman in my office (who I had to talk to about her wearing too much perfume) will occasionally heat up a veggie burger which stinks up our office. Her sense of smell must have been damaged from years of wearing too much damn perfume. I'm going to have to start following her around with a bottle of Fresh Wave.

You wouldn't say that to a man!

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

#Rapeculture

THIS!! I'd like to make it abundantly clear...I don't find Julie repulsive just on the outside..but on the inside...she really is a piece of psychotic shit.

I salute you sir, well said.

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Same sex, different habits - who gives a fucking shit
This won't make the species unfurl

WTF are they talking about with the Laroche contract. As Rozner very clearly said "if it was in the contract Laroch would be there with his kid right now".

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Elections have consequences.

These are the same dildos who feel the need to kill any thought of a debate about how insane professional sports contracts have gotten within the context of a dying middle class, by suggesting the sports world is not, and should not be, subjected to societal norms or sensibilities.

If the players had no problem with it, by majority, then who gives a shit. This kid doesn't need to know a thing with the kind of money his dad will hand down to him. And our consumer society won't be any less for it. He will have plenty of money to play his part in monetary system that revolves around spending. He can teach himself to read in his McMansion.

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"Mattress technology has come a long way"

- Dan Bernstein, 2016

This kid will now have $13 million less handed down to him because of his dumbass father.

Maybe Adam was just teaching him an important life lesson.

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No she is repulsive on the outside as well. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.

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I watched that team blow & that dipshit hit around .200 with no power. I don't give a shit what the "majority" of those players or that asshole have problems from this week forward.

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You could smell the perfume in the hall outside of our office and people who hung their coat in the same closet as hers said their coat smelled like her perfume.

Terry is on today...very funny. Almost makes Dan palatable.

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Good luck explaining that one to the Mrs. when you get home smelling like that.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Nah she gets 35% of that.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

This "crazy, right-wing, gun toating, his wife isn't allowed to speak until the church elders speak" they are talking about seems a bit much...

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