on Saturday at an SICP fundraiser. He is the kind of pisser who sets up shop when he goes in. He put his arm on the divider between urinals like he was hugging the wall. Meanwhile he was making conversation and turning his head so you know he was spraying everywhere.

Also,

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I pissed next to Richard LaParmentier in 2005 (Admiral Motti from Star Wars, the one that Vader choked in Ep IV). I wanted to tell him that I found his lack of stream disturbing, but I didn't. He passed away about four years ago.

LIGHT 'EM UP LIKE CHRISTMAS TREES, CHICAGO!!! WHO DID YOU PISS NEXT TO!!???

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

What does the gymnast have to do with tony O?

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Elections have consequences.

I hope you didn't tie a yellow ribbon round his old oak tree? Different Tony O?

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Who dafugg is Tony O?

I'm a little sad now.

Orlando?

The fuck's wrong with you people. Spaulding knows and she's a girl.

I know and I know nothing about hockey.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Don't know, don't care. Back to trolling the BigFan appreciation thread.

you care

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Esposito you goofs! I never get to pee next to interesting people. You think he is walking around saying he peed next to the great good dolphin?

I would think so. I had a few that night so I was the life of the party.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

♫do dar, do dar ♫

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Did he knock three times?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

yep, regret clicking back into this thread.

This would have been a much better thread if you pissed on Tony O.

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I'm not saying I didn't. I didn't hit him with a stream but I usually stand back a little to avoid splashes and it has a pretty wide kill zone.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

stop that

you are being unnecessarily hurtful

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

HEY HEY !!!!!

Larry Bird.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Jack Brickhouse is envious.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

I pissed next to Kevin Butler in a strip club in Windsor, Ontario

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My son met him yesterday at the Blackhawks training camp thing. O asked him and his 2 friends if they had girlfriends. They thought that was pretty funny. They missed Savard by a couple minutes. I would have been sad if he met Savy because I'd like to meet him too.

Every time I'm met Savard he's been fall-down drunk.

Super nice guy though.

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You know me like that.

If you can't find it at binnys, Denis savard drank it.

Where do you meet all these people?

They come up and introduce themselves.

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You know me like that.

He's been drunk? If we ran a search on Doc Ken and Tito's on this board...well, we'd get actual results; which is always a pleasant surprise, after years of "You cannot use search at this time or any other, go use google".

I rarely post here when I'm actually drunk.

That takes too much effort and why waste a good buzz.

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You know me like that.

Tonight could be an exception, though.

Bears night games usually are.

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You know me like that.