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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:25 pm 
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What do you mean you don't like sandwiches?

You don't like bread? You don't like fresh tomatoes? Something wrong with a nice fresh roast beef or smoked turkey? Is there a reason why you don't like a nice, easy, convenient meal, something you can eat on the go, something you can eat with one hand while driving with the other?

Oh. I see. You're too good for sandwiches. You don't like cold food. Because you're a pussy. OK.

Tell you what, next time I have a fucking fantastic french roll and some pimento and you're hungry I won't bother to offer you any because you're too good for it. Prick.

You don't like sandwiches. What else do you hate? Trees? Oxygen? Why don't you go back to France, Hitler. Oh wait, they serve sandwiches there too you miserable asshole.

Don't like sandwiches. Fucking jerk.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:29 pm 
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Yes. Yes you can. I fucking love sandwiches. I like fried baloney, smoked turkey, summer sausage. You can keep that olive loaf. That shit is unreal.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:30 pm 
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Darko, here's your feminist soulmate.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:38 pm 
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I would love to share a sandwich with you.

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I would love to share a sandwich with you.

You start at one end and I'll start at the other. Then we can meet in the middle.

Leave it to millenials to have a picnic without sandwiches. Safe space, my ass.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:44 pm 
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That chick's pic makes me not want to eat anything for a really long time. :puker:

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I like Jalapenos and more on my sandwiches.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:53 pm 
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I just ate a BLT.

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Great saingwich bread...

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Chus wrote:
I just ate a BLT.

Chus man was a man, who just ate a BLT!
Could not find a cure, would you make one just for me!
Chus man came to my door
Askin for some Cheese
His bacon fried and pure
Wont you toast it for me please!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:59 pm 
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Sounds like Julie and her twitter followers. LOL

BRick, why didn't you make the damn sandwiches? It is your fault LOL


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:21 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
Chus wrote:
I just ate a BLT.

Chus man was a man, who just ate a BLT!
Could not find a cure, would you make one just for me!
Chus man came to my door
Askin for some Cheese
His bacon fried and pure
Wont you toast it for me please!


But his mind was so deranged.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 8:22 pm 
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Who in the hell doesn't like sandwiches?


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Who in the hell doesn't like sandwiches?


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Wow.

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Nice one, Styles.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:04 pm 
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I feel like I'm missing something here

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I feel like I'm missing something here


A sandwich maybe?

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holy shit this is real?

at some point youre not feminist, youre just completely dumb

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Who started this thread?

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The Lakemoor Don

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:33 am 
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SpiralStairs wrote:
I feel like I'm missing something here

Do you like sandwiches?

Yeah?

Well then you have nothing to worry about.

It's those sandwich hating assholes that I have a beef with. So to speak. They probably wouldn't like a beef.

Goddamn it
Don't like sandwiches. Whatever ya knob.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:06 am 
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I like sandwiches so much that I frequently will make a sandwich out of food that is served to me in non sandwich form. I like breakfast sandwiches, lunch sandwiches, dinner sandwiches, heros, hogies, subs, grinders, dagwoods, muffalottas, po boys, baguettes, panninis, tortas. I don't really like Bahn Mi.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:39 am 
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my wife made sandwhiches the other night. instead of bread there was this substance somehow imitating bread made up mostly of cauliflower and zucchini i think.

i hated that sandwhich.


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