They still are. Just not on the air. But it stopped after Bernstein's "Boob gate" and when the SCORE hired Julie DiCaro.

Bernstein: He used to declare "Boobie season". He used to lust over Megan Glaros's boob and many other women's boobs

Boers: "We have a new 'Pin Cushion' in town." His words about Cheryl Scott after he read that she had an affair with a Blackhawk. Keep in mind, she's a single women. She's allowed to bang whomever she wants.

Larry: Would always tell you which famous women would "Get it". Sure, maybe as a cover. Ya know, like how some guys get married to a girl as a cover. Still, he would do it.

Drinky: I'm paraphrasing, but basically said he wished the teenage girls at the Blackhawks rally would get knocked up and have bastard children. Found that odd since he was the Dad of a teenage girl when he said that. Nice, right?

Goff: C'mom. Playa would always talk about the bitches. Some of the stories were of bitches at his "Crib".

But they don't do this anymore. I guess they've all evolved. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that they all evolved after Bernstein's Boob gate. Like literally the next day. Why did they all evolve? Because Bernstein evolved.

No.

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You must be one of Bernstein's REALLY. SMART. LAWYERS.

We've met?

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Beardown: Was Julie Dicaro one of your "REALLY. SMART. Lawyers." before she quit to pursue a career of bad sports updates?

Bernstein: You kidding me? I'd never hire that fat, dumb bitch.

Beardown: That's the Bernstein we used to know. Atta boy.

Bernstein: Did I say that out loud? I'm on my 2nd glass of wine. It's not me!!!! It's the second glass of wine speaking. Big Fan, delete this!!!!

Beardown:

So sad...

Went to google up an old WSCR "Its a guy thing" ad which they used to run ....and I type in WSCR...and the first suggested WSCR entry is WSCR Julie DiCaro...

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

shes gotten too big for the internet.


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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

As Mike Brey said, "Can I get an amen?"

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Conversation in the Score hallways.

Goff: Hey drinky, you see that fine ass bitch that works on the floor below us?

Drinky: Hell yeah!!!! She's hot and probably dumb!!!! I want to bang her!!!!

Goff: Let me tell you, playa, I know exactly what to say to the hot dumb ones. Man, she'll be at my crib in a week and doing me like the slut that she is.

Drinky: Woooo hoooo!!!! Awesome!!!!!

***Julie Dicaro walks towards Jason and Drinky***

Julie: Hey, what are you guys talking about?

Drinky: Oh, not much. I was just telling Jason that the women's lib movement of the 1960s was the greatest movement of all the movements. I was also telling Jason that I'm going to donate to Hilary Clinton's campaign.

Goff: Yeah, and I was telling Drinky that women are vastly underpaid and that Danica Patrick is my favorite athlete of all time. We were also discussing pairing up to go in on WNBA season tickets.

Julie: Wow. That's cool. Sounds like a great conversation. Well, I have to go prepare my next update. Some idiot on a message board criticized me and said there has to be a decimal point in ERAs. How stupid. There's no decimal points when you give a pitcher's ERA, right guys?

Goff & Drinky: No. Of course not. That guy is an idiot and he probably hates women.

Julie: That's what I thought. Alright. See you guys later.

That was one of the best plays yet.

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i cant unsee what you did there

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