Relax dick mouth. I get plenty of fluids. Why you always reminding me? You think I'm the first human being without a thirst reflex? Chill the fuck out.

Sure. Most of my fluids are coffee and gin. They're thirst quenchers too. You fuck.

Yeah. Water. There's water in beer. Coffee is mostly water. Gin is... part water. And elderberry. And maybe some hamster but there is water in there. So I flavor most of my water with alcohol. Big deal. Ya twat.

Listen. If all I wanted was water I'd be a cat. Or a fish. Or maybe a catfish. They love water. I don't need it like they do. You can't keep a fish in beer. Well... maybe you can. I've never tried it. maybe I should. Does anyone have any fish they don't like? Like a pet fish. Not a food fish. Well maybe if it was a delicious bass.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

When I drink gin.... I also have some vermouth.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

To hide the shame of it, no doubt.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

While I find the practice incomprehensible, I also realize smart folks sometimes do dumb things. I'm finally OK with it...vermouth on, young fella, vermouth on.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

all i drink is water

i havent had anything else in 3 weeks

not even alcohol

or weed or anything

sober isnt fun but i am really healthy

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I have no shame.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Maybe some shame.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I still see nothing wrong with a splash of it.

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Do you really?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Yes. Or tonic. Why?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I don't drink water, fish fuck in it.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

That's like... deep. Dude.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Sometimes I wish some people could not breathe the air I breathe. But I digress.

They have air for people like you:

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

elderberry gin...sounds intriguing

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“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
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