Haha, Jerry doesn't even pay for wining and dining players. Steak dinner HOTEL TAX

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Yeah, that's great, isn't it? This one's on you, Alex!

That reminds me of a time when my former partner and I met a client in Kentucky at the Lexington Hyatt. The client was this goof named Michael Saigh. His uncle had owned the Cardinals and he had a trust fund. I think he had to request money from it though, so it's not like he was walking around loaded. But he had this noblesse oblige. I mean, his sport coat looked like something a homeless guy would wear but he was still cocky. His partner was a professor at SIU named Pierre Barrette. Another real goof. That blustering windbag should have stayed locked up in his ivory tower.

Saigh was a brilliant guy who invented a lot of shit. Right now I think he has a project involving securities backed by rare art. But he was just impossible to work with. He had no respect for the money guys. Money guys don't really like that.

Anyway, we had this lunch meeting at the hotel and the check came and I was reaching for my cash. My partner looked at me and waved and said, "No, the client always picks up the check." And he got up and started walking out. Those two douchebags had steam coming out of their ears. I'm not sure they had five bucks between them. They may still be sitting there.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Future White Sox SS

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Total Kenny move!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

ARod for LaRoche and Danks

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Plenty of CHURROS at dinner, RIGHT?

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It does seem kind of ODD. What the hell would they be talking about?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Kenny doesnt hire Steroid guys! Remember, he said so!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

a-rod is a slumlord in miami.

probably discussing ways to become worse people.

Jerry was never a Slumlord, he abused the tax codes with tons of other people to create HUGE paper losses for people, so they didnt have to pay taxes on actual earned income.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

plausible. speaking of worse people, what ever happened to SOMEGUY?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

A-Rod: Hey, do you want to fuck some poor dudes?

JR: out of what?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

11/10

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I know this is funny and all but he probably said it to avoid a tampering charge.

Considering the hatred that the Yankees have for A-Rod that makes sense.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

A bad start for the Yankees, a good start for the Sox and this story may have been a little prohpetic. Kenny always gets his guy.