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 Post subject: Are You Here
PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:42 am 
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What a worthless piece of shit.
Zack Galifianakis. Owen Wilson. A bunch of hot chicks.
That dude that did mad Men wrote and directed this. I went in thinking this was gonna be good.
But it was fucking horrible. I mean really horrible.
This might be the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Worse than Princess Diaries. Both of them. At the same time.
I would rather stick a shish Ka Bob skewer into my penis hole than watch this again. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a melon baller. I would like to dive head first into a pool of my own bile and vomit before rewatching this. It would be better to get aids than sit thru this.
The dialog was terrible. The characters were just like stick figures being sold as Picasso. The last 20 minutes made zero sense. The men were all misogynistic assholes and the women wanted be be treated that way. There was this completely nonsensical subplot of Amy Poehler trying to get pregnant that was completely abandoned halfway thru.
This plot was like a dream in how you float from space to space and from story to story with no recollection of how you got there or where you're trying to get next or why. And it ends just as jarring as an alarm clock wakeup.

What a terrible piece of shit.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:06 am 
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7% Rotten Tomatoes score. Might want to check that first next time. while not always accurate, paints a pretty good picture.


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