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I swear I prayed for him last night. Looks like it is time for you guys to petition St Jude Thaddeus. I'm not going that far.

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The manual test is pretty accurate for an ACL tear. They would have known last night and only used the MRI to confirm and see the rest of the damage. I will say PCL tear and high ankle sprain. See ya at the break.

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I'm going to predict that he's just country-strong and they piece his knee together with leather strips and bailing wire and he goes yard three times tonight.

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He must have been in a decent amount of pain, he was wiping away the tears on the cart.

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
The manual test is pretty accurate for an ACL tear. They would have known last night and only used the MRI to confirm and see the rest of the damage. I will say PCL tear and high ankle sprain. See ya at the break.

What he said above!!


It's not even that.

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lemme tell you something Hoffy..one time I was in so much pain I thought I was having a heart attack and my blood pressure dropped to like 70/50 they said likely shock. turns out I likely had a twisted gut. ER docs made that up. but that's neither here nor there. i had no tears I was moaning on the floor.

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Hatchetman wrote:
lemme tell you something Hoffy..one time I was in so much pain I thought I was having a heart attack and my blood pressure dropped to like 70/50 they said likely shock. turns out I likely had a twisted gut. ER docs made that up. but that's neither here nor there. i had no tears I was moaning on the floor.


I thought that was something only dogs got? Maybe you actually went to a vet and not an ER.

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Per Waddle and Silvy sources, its damage to multiple ligaments. I think that might be bad.

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I dunno were the medics took me, I was on the floor moaning the entire time.

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My sources say sprained MCL and sprained ACL and mild ankle sprain.

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Hatchetman wrote:
lemme tell you something Hoffy..one time I was in so much pain I thought I was having a heart attack and my blood pressure dropped to like 70/50 they said likely shock. turns out I likely had a twisted gut. ER docs made that up. but that's neither here nor there. i had no tears I was moaning on the floor.


I thought that was something only dogs got? Maybe you actually went to a vet and not an ER.


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LCL and ACL. the defense just got better at least i guess

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ACL and LCL tear.

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This is all Theo's fault for bringing back Fowler.

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This never would have happened if they would have just let him catch.

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
The manual test is pretty accurate for an ACL tear. They would have known last night and only used the MRI to confirm and see the rest of the damage. I will say PCL tear and high ankle sprain. See ya at the break.

What he said above!!


It's not even that.

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If you had to pick one of the starting 8 and a pitcher to get severely injured for the season you'd probably have picked Schwarber because hes likely to be the least important to big success this season. So... I'm ok I guess with it.

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If you had to pick one of the starting 8 and a pitcher to get severely injured for the season you'd probably have picked Schwarber because hes likely to be the least important to big success this season. So... I'm ok I guess with it.

This is some serious, serious revisionism.
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Back by the post season n not a big loss .

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You can rehab a knee quickly these days. He'll be back to DH in the Series.

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If you had to pick one of the starting 8 and a pitcher to get severely injured for the season you'd probably have picked Schwarber because hes likely to be the least important to big success this season. So... I'm ok I guess with it.

This is some serious, serious revisionism.

I mean I'm not happy about it but if it were Byrant or Rizzo or Lackey or Arrieta or Lester or Heyward or Fowler or a Ross or Montero I'd probably be less happy.

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well that sucks for the guy and for me as I loved watching him.

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Well, I was wrong. ACL tear, LCL tear and a badly sprained ankle.

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Back by the post season

Nonsense.

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