It's going to be one of those pity, honorary rings.

You're going to have to earn the next couple.

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You know me like that.

They can put it in a plexiglass case on the MRI machine.

2005

...times consecutively.

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You know me like that.

He is going to be the unoffical mascot.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Scot Pollard is on the current season of Survivor.

They keep pubbing him as "NBA Champion". He was on the 2008 Celtics. Played 173 minutes in 22 games. Didn't play a second in the playoffs and may have not even been in the post season roster.

#SchwarBOMB can be billed as anything that happens with this 2016 team.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Got to love the Schwarbers haters. Wait until he comes back as a complete hitting machine with no thoughts of playing catcher.

Schwarber is Theos guy, outside of Rizzo that is.

Not saying he would never trade him, but he would not even cosnider trading him now for low value players.

Now, at the same time, if I was a GM for a suckass AL team, I would see what I could do to get him, as this will be the low point of buying....and no matter who makes any offers, always remember "the white sox are in on those talks too!"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

He's got no NL position.

He's done here.

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You know me like that.

He can still play LF. The catching thing is likely over with.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

He couldn't run before.

He's done.

He will be a HoF DH in the AL.

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You know me like that.

Except for the he is bad at left field.

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Elections have consequences.

This isn't basketball or football. He'll be fine in the outfield. He's still my favorite Cubs player until further notice.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

He could run enough to get fucked up by Fowler.

I knew resigning that unwanted SOB would come back to haunt us.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

He's hitting .600.

Racist.

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You know me like that.

I still have a black and white TV. I thought Fowler was a white dude that spent too much time in the sun, my mistake.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

way back!

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You're worse at picking favorite ballplayers than you are at picking presidential candidates.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I know nothing about the Cubs. Cub experts I have listened to have said he was one of the most replaceable players on this team

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That's how good this Cub team is. They can afford to lose Babe Ruth and laugh it off.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

We gonna do this?

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Wasnt babe Ruth supposed to be Bryant?
How many people are you gonna claim we said that about? (Even though no one really ever said that)

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Oh you better believe Schwarber was the one who was specifically referenced on air as "Babe fucking Ruth" by #1 Cubs fan Dan Bernstein.

OK. So no one here and now one with basic respectability said that yet it's being attributed to all Cubs fans?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Well Chicago Ed had him at .300+, 35+HR, and 100+RBI.

He was here.

I can't speak to his respectability.

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I pick winners

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Barry rozner had him 1-2 with Stanton for the home run championship.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Doesn't exactly sound like message boarders claiming he's the next babe Ruth.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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You gonna make me whip out an elmhurst Steve on you

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Do you have anyone who isn't a media sensationalist or a boob?
Or... are we opening the door for everything dumbassed Hawk or Bernstein or America says to be attributed to Sox fans as a whole?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Rozner had Schwarber penciled in for 37 homers.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way