...the doctor has heard of the famous knee injury and immediately begins examining the player. After a while the doctor says "Kyle, I have some bad news for you. You have a torn ACL and UCL. You will have to go through painful surgery followed by an exhaustive rehab"

Kyle responds "I understand and will follow your orders"

The doctor says "that is excellent news. Do you have any other questions?"

Kyle sits dumbfoundedly on the examining table for a minute but finally says "doctor, will I be able to play catcher after the surgery."

The doctor uses his best bedside manner to assure Kyle "of course"

Kyle responds "that's great, because I've never been able to play the position before"

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Where are your seats tonight?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

How can a team be this good with so many personnel issues?

Maddon must be worth at least 30 wins a season.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

The manager does not matter. Ask Sux fans. They know.