yea like fred durst used to wear but not a gay red one

who makes the biggest ones? i went to lids at the mall. the guy in there was black and im pretty sure he didnt work there. i asked if he could tell me what size my head was and find a fitted hat for me. he said sup dude yea come over here and he handed me a medium adidas hat. i didnt even have to try it on before i axed him i needed a cap for my head not my dick. he said here try the xl. it didnt fit.

he said 'damn bro i dont know... maybe nike.'

at this point i knew he didn't know a god damn thing about hats but then a surprise.

he said 'do you like flat brim' and just when i was about to say something racist, he goes

'cause if you curl your bill it makes it fit better'.

i couldnt believe it, he knew one thing about baseball caps. maybe he was a mechanical engineer. so all he could find after looking at two rows of nike hats was a large. it didnt fit, but was actually bigger than the xl adidas.

i said 'you got a catalog we can look at and you can order it for me?'

he said 'yeah come over to the computer.'

it was that moment right before the moment you realize this dude is dumb as shit and stoned, he brought me around the counter and pulled up lids.com on the internet. it was exactly as if he thought i hadn't tried this before i walked into the kingdom of sour faced teenagers. i just stayed quiet, mostly in awe at this point... this dude is actually getting paid for this shit! holy fuck im questioning the minimum wage increase internally as i watched him click on everything i already had an hour before i was in this satanically hilarious moment.

'um, i dont see any xl hats on here'

'yeah i tried before i got here, i dont think you guys have a hat that fits my head'

*silence*

instead of waiting any longer for the response i would give if i were in his shoes (do girls really go for men who wear squeaky clean white shoes) i told him that sucks and i left the store smiling at the kiosk girl outside the store who witnessed the whole interaction. i gave her the 'yea, that just happened' eyes and continued to walk out the mall trying to look at moms just as much as their daughters since im always a gentleman and all. anyway, long story short i went home and found eastbay.com carries like two freaking models of nike fitted hats in xl and one was gay as shit and the other was cool so i bought that one. $18 to my door, cant beat that. it fits... maybe a little more snug than i prefer but at least i found one fucking fitted hat that fits. all im asking is does anyone know if nike makes an xxl, or if some other brand makes them bigger than nike's xl?

rip sini

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I've got a huge head. I wear the XL in the New Era stretch hat (Cardinals and Expos mainly - I see you sini). Try those

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what sucks is i still dont know the size of my head. i asked the hat store to measure and they didnt know how to

nikes website says im probably 7 5/8 size, or just under 24 in

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You're the best, Ike.

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i like this one

http://shop.neweracap.com/style/MLB-Sta ... p/20706270


especially being in wisconsin. it reminds people they are messin with a fib

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.1% hat tax for using State picture

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5% blow me tax for being a fahg

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