If you could punch JORR or America in the face...

Hockey Gay · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2016 11:47 pm

I couldn't hit JORR. Not only because he's old and bald but because he seems like he could fight in his prime. Plus outside the Cubs trolling I agree with everything he says word for word. There's no way America has been in a fist fight in his life so I'd probably blast him. I'd buy him a shot afterwards though. You?

Spaulding · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2016 11:47 pm

I'm a huge Tom Skilling fan so, you know.

Edward Dickman · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2016 11:50 pm

Spaulding wrote:

I'm a huge Tom Skilling fan so, you know.

Who looks like Tom Skilling? Jorr? Ouch babe.

FrankDrebin · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2016 11:51 pm

All I need is 12 bullets

Spaulding · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2016 11:52 pm

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but I have been called a "Tom Skilling-looking motherfucker". Believe me, it didn't feel good.

Rod · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:39 am

Edward Dickman wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I'm a huge Tom Skilling fan so, you know.

Who looks like Tom Skilling? Jorr? Ouch babe.

I'm going to have spmack come over to my house and read this post to me. Once someone says you look like Tom Skilling, life is never the same. #morethanmean

Crystal Lake Hoffy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:55 am

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Edward Dickman wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I'm a huge Tom Skilling fan so, you know.

Who looks like Tom Skilling? Jorr? Ouch babe.

I'm going to have spmack come over to my house and read this post to me. Once someone says you look like Tom Skilling, life is never the same. #morethanmean

Eh, this is the "all bald guys look alike" thing. JORR looks better than Skilling.

Crystal Lake Hoffy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:56 am

I'm a pacifist, but give it a few more months and I may need to reconsider my life decisions.

Rod · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:03 am

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Edward Dickman wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I'm a huge Tom Skilling fan so, you know.

Who looks like Tom Skilling? Jorr? Ouch babe.

I'm going to have spmack come over to my house and read this post to me. Once someone says you look like Tom Skilling, life is never the same. #morethanmean

Eh, this is the "all bald guys look alike" thing. JORR looks better than Skilling.

Thanks, Hoffy!

leashyourkids · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:12 am

Would punch JORR and then pretend to help him up but slide my hand away at the last second.

badrogue17 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:17 am

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Edward Dickman wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I'm a huge Tom Skilling fan so, you know.

Who looks like Tom Skilling? Jorr? Ouch babe.

I'm going to have spmack come over to my house and read this post to me. Once someone says you look like Tom Skilling, life is never the same. #morethanmean

Don't feel bad. The chicks aren't exactly raining down over the Ed O'Neill look either.

jimmypasta · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:23 am

MY GOD!!! This Bullshit that bald men all look alike!....FU GUYS!

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 82153

Joe Orr was a punk rocker. I'm sure he's had to fight his way out of a few messes in the past. A guy doesn't suggest putting up his ex wife's art in his house to his current wife if he doesn't have a certain amount of fight in him.

RFDC · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm **Posts:** 57205

It is a HUGE insult to even mention a great poster like JORR with the likes of America...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:37 am

I'd never punch JORR because he'd be telling that damn story to everybody he knows for the next 30 years.

denisdman · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:40 am

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'd never punch JORR because he'd be telling that damn story to everybody he knows for the next 30 years.

That may actually be a reason to do it. I'd like to see how much he embellishes his stories. This could be a good test case. It seems like he provides a vivid account of each situation, leading me to believe they are mostly true.

America · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:23 am

For $1000, plus another $1000 when I win, I'll do a cagematch with IMU.

pittmike · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:28 am

denisdman wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'd never punch JORR because he'd be telling that damn story to everybody he knows for the next 30 years.

That may actually be a reason to do it. I'd like to see how much he embellishes his stories. This could be a good test case. It seems like he provides a vivid account of each situation, leading me to believe they are mostly true.

I would rather hear the stories of those things Jorr can't remember.

denisdman · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:31 am

America wrote:

For $1000, plus another $1000 when I win, I'll do a cagematch with IMU.

Hmm, I may be willing to underwrite this.

Brick · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:32 am

Why would you want to punch the two best posters on this site?

Hatchetman · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:33 am

I've never punched anyone in the face, nor do I have the desire to.

Well there was that one time my mom beat me at chess, but she was taunting...

denisdman · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:34 am

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why would you want to punch the two best posters on this site?

I'd never hurt TP or DT.

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:44 am

Edward Dickman wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I'm a huge Tom Skilling fan so, you know.

Who looks like Tom Skilling? Jorr? Ouch babe.

Uncle Fester is the better comp.

Rod · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:14 am

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Edward Dickman wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I'm a huge Tom Skilling fan so, you know.

Who looks like Tom Skilling? Jorr? Ouch babe.

Uncle Fester is the better comp.

I hate myself now. Why doesn't this board have a better block function? #zerosafety #morethanmean

Gloopan Kuratz · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:31 am

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Edward Dickman wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I'm a huge Tom Skilling fan so, you know.

Who looks like Tom Skilling? Jorr? Ouch babe.

Uncle Fester is the better comp.

I hate myself now. Why doesn't this board have a better block function? #zerosafety #morethanmean

QUICK GET A SCREEN CAP BEFORE IT'S GONE!!

badrogue17 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:46 am

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Edward Dickman wrote:

Who looks like Tom Skilling? Jorr? Ouch babe.

Uncle Fester is the better comp.

I hate myself now. Why doesn't this board have a better block function? #zerosafety #morethanmean

I'm going to bring a video camera to the Italian Club and have them read these posts to you .

Juiced · **Joined:** Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:06 am **Posts:** 6839

America wrote:

For $1000, plus another $1000 when I win, I'll do a cagematch with IMU.

KDdidit · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:53 am

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Edward Dickman wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I'm a huge Tom Skilling fan so, you know.

Who looks like Tom Skilling? Jorr? Ouch babe.

Uncle Fester is the better comp.

I hate myself now. Why doesn't this board have a better block function? #zerosafety #morethanmean

Walt Williams Neck · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:09 pm

Operative word could ...but you can't

Chilli Palmer · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:13 pm

The answer is always Phil Mcrackin

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