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Frank Coztansa
 Post subject: John Danks
PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:00 pm 
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You are nothing but a piece of crap. You emit a foul, and unpleasant odor. I loathe you.


DFA this motherfucker immediately after this game.

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Yeap really the only bad player on this team.

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I don't care if he's making $70 million a year, you just cannot justify keeping him on the ML roster after this start.

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You can't continue to run him out there to get pummeled.

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I think he deserves a few more outings.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
You are nothing but a piece of crap. You emit a foul, and unpleasant odor. I loathe you.


DFA this motherfucker immediately after this game.



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I am not terribly optimistic about the Sox this year, but I am for the long term. Viciedo, Alexi, and Danks are all going to be very special players.


:lol: :lol: Wrong again Frankie. But lets keep this theme going that ONLY Cub fans get excited about their young players. :roll:
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Frank Coztansa
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Wow. You don't need to go back to 2010 to find something dumb that I have said.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Wow. You don't need to go back to 2010 to find something dumb that I have said.


I was trying to go back to find something smart that you said. I gave up at 2010. :?
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Uh-oh... Sox Nation is showing cracks in the foundation.

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I said pre season give him a few starts then dfa if still not working... Dfa time
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Too much money to eat, move him to mop up duty and spot starting.

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Wow. You don't need to go back to 2010 to find something dumb that I have said.

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Too much money to eat, move him to mop up duty and spot starting.


You pay him 13 mil this season regardless, why roster him if he is not capable of serving any kind of role? Dfa time
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I Google John danks dfa and find this

https://www.twitter.com/DFAdankks
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Too much money to eat, move him to mop up duty and spot starting.


That's stupid. He's 1-11 in his last 14 starts and has 4 of the Sox losses this season. You cut your losses rather than continuing to allow him to maintain a roster spot that another player could fill and be of greater value to the team. I hope the Sox are stupid enough to keep him around because of his high salary though, as I like to see them lose and Danks helps tremendously with that.

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You don't Danks with a win streak.

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A dejected Danks: "There are 24 guys in here who are setting the world on fire. I got in the way of something special tonight."

At least he has self-awareness.

That's something.

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That's good to hear, maybe he's on board with hitting the DL with " arm stiffness" for a few weeks.

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But I thought you guys said you had the best pitching staff of all time, ever?

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But I thought you guys said you had the best pitching staff of all time, ever?


1 through 4 is pretty good. Bullpen too.

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A dejected Danks: "There are 24 guys in here who are setting the world on fire. I got in the way of something special tonight."

At least he has self-awareness.

That's something.
Lets hope Kenny, Hahn, et al have enough self awareness to know that they have a pretty damn good baseball team, but Danks gives them almost no chance at winning every time he takes the mound. Lets hope they are aware enough to do something about it....like today. If he gets another start for this team (barring an injury to a SP) its a fucking travesty and a slap in the face to their fans.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
But I thought you guys said you had the best pitching staff of all time, ever?


1 through 4 is pretty good. Bullpen too.


So... its not the best pitching staff of all time?

And yes, I realize this is coming from Beardown, but still...

"They've played like 20 games. I can't imagine a better team ERA in that span to open a season since they lowered the mound. If you take away the Danks starts it would be the best of all time.

I'm sure somebody will look it up. NOBODY CAN SCORE AGAINST THE SOX."

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Danks is single handedly keeping the Cubs and Sox together in ERA. Currently sitting 2.55 to 2.56. God damn winning baseball makes for a good summer.
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there was a time when John Danks was good. We are so beyond that. I agree with Frank....you cannot let him start another game. No one will trade for him and he is completely ineffective. He needs to be DFA'd and make his money while pitching in Charlotte.

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87mph heater, 86mph curve, 85mph change. welcome to annihilation. dude needs to see Chris Bosio ASAP.

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Maybe he should go back to tipping his pitches

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Too bad coop is a shitty coach.

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Too bad coop is a shitty coach.


YOU'RE A SHITTY COACH!





Oh who am I kidding....you're not a coach.

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