Cubs VS Pirates 5/2- 5/4

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 8:50 pm

Scooter wrote:

IMU wrote:

Whoa...not good to bring your farm...err...family up on the board.

My wife looks great too. Also athletic. Threw seven no hit games in HS. Gives me no right to be a douche I just do it naturally.

Well, I have managed that before and after the current Mrs. as well. But 7 no-hit games is pretty impressive. Kudos.

Matches Malone · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 8:51 pm

Darkside wrote:

Matches Malone wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Miss Schaumburg?

I've had sex with a woman from Berwyn.

That's sweet. Did you leave a tip?

"It's not tipping I believe in. It's over-tipping."

IMU · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 8:52 pm

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

IMU wrote:

Whoa...not good to bring your farm...err...family up on the board.

You were the asshole that brought family into this with your stupid "look to your side in bed" comment, which was stupid. But some idiots are classless enough to bring family into this, even if it has been a long standing board position not to.

Calm down. Relax. I'm happy for you and your wife. Maybe instead of posting so much on this board you should take her out for a nice trot. I mean treat.

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 8:54 pm

Good to see Grimm going well. I hope Neil Ramirez can return to 2014 form and be another late inning reliever they can count on. Still not 100% sold on Rondon. I see closer as a possible upgrade at the deadline.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 8:55 pm

Steve called himself an idiot and classless.

He should treat himself to a sugar cube.

Darkside · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 8:56 pm

IMU wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

IMU wrote:

Whoa...not good to bring your farm...err...family up on the board.

You were the asshole that brought family into this with your stupid "look to your side in bed" comment, which was stupid. But some idiots are classless enough to bring family into this, even if it has been a long standing board position not to.

Calm down. Relax. I'm happy for you and your wife. Maybe instead of posting so much on this board you should take her out for a nice trot. I mean treat.

oh dear merciful lord why did I laugh at this?

Don Tiny · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 8:56 pm

Darkside wrote:

Matches Malone wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Miss Schaumburg?

I've had sex with a woman from Berwyn.

That's sweet. Did you leave a tip?

I had no idea Matches was a leper ...

Matches Malone · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 8:59 pm

Don Tiny wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Matches Malone wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Miss Schaumburg?

I've had sex with a woman from Berwyn.

That's sweet. Did you leave a tip?

I had no idea Matches was a leper ...

No I was born in November.

IMU · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 9:00 pm

Matches Malone wrote:

No I was born in November.

Eww

Matches Malone · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 9:02 pm

IMU wrote:

Matches Malone wrote:

No I was born in November.

Eww

Yak.

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 9:04 pm

Strop has only surrendered 3 hits in 9 1/3 innings. :shock:

That's pretty dang good! He's been better than Rondon so far this year.

Scooter · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 9:04 pm

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Scooter wrote:

IMU wrote:

Whoa...not good to bring your farm...err...family up on the board.

My wife looks great too. Also athletic. Threw seven no hit games in HS. Gives me no right to be a douche I just do it naturally.

Well, I have managed that before and after the current Mrs. as well. But 7 no-hit games is pretty impressive. Kudos.

My wifes manager was Mr. Smyle. They called him Guy. He does not remember you.

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 9:10 pm

Assuming the Cubs hang on, they will be 18-6, 4 full games ahead of the Pirates and at least 6 ahead of the Cardinals, who are currently tied 3-3 with the Phillies in the top of the 6th.

Scooter · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 9:14 pm

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Assuming the Cubs hang on, they will be 18-6, 4 full games ahead of the Pirates and at least 6 ahead of the Cardinals, who are currently tied 3-3 with the Phillies in the top of the 6th.

Assuming the sun comes up in the morning they will be the best team in the N.L. :lol:

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 9:18 pm

Scooter wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Assuming the Cubs hang on, they will be 18-6, 4 full games ahead of the Pirates and at least 6 ahead of the Cardinals, who are currently tied 3-3 with the Phillies in the top of the 6th.

Assuming the sun comes up in the morning they will be the best team in BASEBALL

Fixed

GoldenJet · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 9:25 pm

Solid

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 9:27 pm

GoldenJet wrote:

Solid

All around. Pitching, hitting, defense, base running. Great game and start to the series. With Arrieta going tomorrow, a good chance to build on it.

THE INQUISITOR · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 9:31 pm

good dolphin wrote:

giving your $25M per year, big off season acquisition the day off at the beginning of your biggest series of the year...ALL HAIL THEO!

that's ONE W in the BIGGEST series of the year...

IMissMyHair · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 10:06 pm

One less game the need in September!

Hockey Gay · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2016 10:07 pm

That was too easy. This team only plays close games against bad, grindy pitchers.

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 82152

THE INQUISITOR wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

giving your $25M per year, big off season acquisition the day off at the beginning of your biggest series of the year...ALL HAIL THEO!

that's ONE W in the BIGGEST series of the year...

Don't you look foolish for denying it?

Walt Williams Neck · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 5:16 am

look for a bench clearer today

GoldenJet · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 6:18 am

Could be...Maddon was pretty fired up over the butt bean ball. Doubt we'll see JA bean anyone today. Should be must see TV either way.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Matches Malone wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Matches Malone wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Miss Schaumburg?

I've had sex with a woman from Berwyn.

That's sweet. Did you leave a tip?

"It's not tipping I believe in. It's over-tipping."

"Guy's so fast he doesnt wear pants, they slow him down...How was She!??!"

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Walt Williams Neck wrote:

look for a bench clearer today

I hope not. Let the Pirates unravel and play it cool. That's my advice to the Zany suit wearin, van drivin, merlot drinkin, deep thinkin Joe Maddon!

THE INQUISITOR · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 7:56 am

good dolphin wrote:

THE INQUISITOR wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

giving your $25M per year, big off season acquisition the day off at the beginning of your biggest series of the year...ALL HAIL THEO!

that's ONE W in the BIGGEST series of the year...

Don't you look foolish for denying it?

I guess those Pirate fans don't agree with your assessment... 18,376 (47.9% full)

but them again you are used to enpty sections 18,376 at the abandoned south side mall is a HUGE turnout.... :lol:

The only foolish looking one is YOU

...

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 8:02 am

Only a silly Cubs fan can turn a conversation about Jason Heyward into an attendance shot at the Sox.

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 82152

THE INQUISITOR wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

THE INQUISITOR wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

giving your $25M per year, big off season acquisition the day off at the beginning of your biggest series of the year...ALL HAIL THEO!

that's ONE W in the BIGGEST series of the year...

Don't you look foolish for denying it?

I guess those Pirate fans don't agree with your assessment... 18,376 (47.9% full)

but them again you are used to enpty sections 18,376 at the abandoned south side mall is a HUGE turnout.... :lol:

The only foolish looking one is YOU

...

I certainly feel like a fool for saying a series against the team's principal competitor in the division and one that it played in the playoffs last year is a big series. Maddon probably feels like a fool for having rearranged his rotation for something so insignificant. I bet your fellow board members who are Cubs fans feel foolish as well having posted 4 pages worth of posts in this thread for such triviality when a full series against the Braves only received 5 pages.

THE INQUISITOR · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 8:24 am

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Only a silly Cubs fan can turn a conversation about Jason Heyward into an attendance shot at the Sox.

Only an envious sock fan reads and posts in the Cubs section first thing in the morning....... before posting in the beloved sock section...... ENVY

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 8:27 am

My first post of the day; viewtopic.php?f=33&t=100070#p2461090
Danks is better at pitching than you are at posting here.

dolphin, the Braves series was rain shortened.

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