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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:38 am 
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I am really pissed now. I've trusted my kids pediatrician for over 12 years and she was trying to impregnate my daughters with a "vaccine". I'm glad I said no.
What is even in those things?


Muhammad's sperm?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:39 am 
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Spooge apparently. Ever got a vaccine? Now you've got the Spooge in you too.
Are you saying I may be pregnant?

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Spooge apparently. Ever got a vaccine? Now you've got the Spooge in you too.
Are you saying I may be pregnant?

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This post is starting to make more sense.
http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=2318872#p2318872

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Spooge apparently. Ever got a vaccine? Now you've got the Spooge in you too.
Are you saying I may be pregnant?

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This post is starting to make more sense.
http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=2318872#p2318872


You won't even start showing until the fourth month.

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You won't even start showing until the fourth month.
Uh oh.

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/

thank you for posting this mike. we all know the liberal mainstream media will not report items such as this.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:08 am 
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Mike, step away from the computer.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://m.snopes.com/14-year-old-pregnant-flu-shot/

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WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website — even those based on real people — are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.



It took me all of thirty seconds to learn that this was a satirical website. Some people just want to look stupid, and blame me for it.

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/

thank you for posting this mike. we all know the liberal mainstream media will not report items such as this.



I am not sure what that is as I said in my post. I assume it is like the National Enquirer.

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am not sure what that is as I said in my post. I assume it is like the National Enquirer.
Do you find the story plausible?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:16 pm 
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am not sure what that is as I said in my post. I assume it is like the National Enquirer.
Do you find the story plausible?


No I threw it out for fun but some people suck the fun of stuff worse than Bernsie. I was entertained by the comments. Someone said she could have been impregnated by a 15 year old with a small pecker and not break the hymen.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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am not sure what that is as I said in my post. I assume it is like the National Enquirer.
Do you find the story plausible?


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No I threw it out for fun but some people suck the fun of stuff worse than Bernsie.


You didn't throw it out there thinking it was satirical. You thought it was serious.

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I was entertained by the comments. Someone said she could have been impregnated by a 15 year old with a small pecker and not break the hymen.


It's. A. Satirical. Website.

As Douchebag would say, did not happen.

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We have witnessed an all-timer on these last couple of pages. Holy fuckballs ... that's short-short-short-bus special.

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Is that Carl from the Walking Dead?

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We have witnessed an all-timer on these last couple of pages. Holy fuckballs ... that's short-short-short-bus special.


It's one of the dumbest things that I have seen. Getting duped by such a ridiculous article. A quick google search could have prevented that.

And just as the sun rises in the east, he blames me. Not directly, but we all know to whom he was referring.

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Teenage girls know who to blame now.

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Teenage girls know who to blame now.


Is the answer Obama?

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Teenage girls know who to blame now.


Is the answer Obama?


Close. They'll blame their parents for making them get the vaccination first.

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/

thank you for posting this mike. we all know the liberal mainstream media will not report items such as this.



I am not sure what that is as I said in my post. I assume it is like the National Enquirer.


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To be fair to Mike, there is a whole list of famous people who have been duped by The Onion. But yeah, c'mon dude.

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To be fair to Mike, there is a whole list of famous people who have been duped by The Onion. But yeah, c'mon dude.


A guy claims to "do science" for a living, should be smarter than that.

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/

thank you for posting this mike. we all know the liberal mainstream media will not report items such as this.



I am not sure what that is as I said in my post. I assume it is like the National Enquirer.


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:lol:

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/



I said it right there. Came up on my facebook. Have fun with it all you want. Joke is on me.

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Vaccine Pregnancies: a Lifetime Movie Event

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Chus wrote:
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To be fair to Mike, there is a whole list of famous people who have been duped by The Onion. But yeah, c'mon dude.


A guy claims to "do science" for a living, should be smarter than that.

Not necessarily. Ben Carson is a fucking moron.

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Nas wrote:
Teenage girls know who to blame now.


Julie Dicaro?
Planned Parenthood?
Pittmike?

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I have no idea what this web page is but thought this was an odd happening.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-1 ... -flu-shot/



I said it right there. Came up on my facebook. Have fun with it all you want. Joke is on me.


http://lmgtfy.com/

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