This guy gets it. #NoHomo

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Imagine how empty your life would have to be for something like this to matter to you.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

This.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

dolphins are very intelligent animals

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

And quite rapey too.

This picture is disturbing on so many levels I don't even know where to start. Looks like two assistant coaches at Penn State back in the day.

Dan said today he has sources in state college watching stories for him

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That is quite a pose there by Terry with his right foot.

If I didn't know better I would swear that Dan's head was photo shopped on that picture.

I find it ironic how similar Bernsie and Trump are.

I believe Trump called Marco Rubio "weird, bad, and gay." If he didn't, he sure should have!

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Well, he has a point. I mean, I gotta tell ya'... sometimes when my dog - who greets me happily every day, guards my house, gives peace of mind to my wife when I travel, lovingly plays with my daughter, snaps the fuck out when a stranger gets too close to my daughter, visits kids with autism and down's syndrome and makes them laugh, plays with the neighbor kids, chills with me every minute I'm home, and who I rescued from a kill shelter and have raised since he was a little puppy - gets overly needy, I scream "You fuckin' moron! Your brain is the size of a peanut! You're the reason we can't have nice floors!"

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I have two cats that I hope run away.

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I'm sure the original post has been lost to one of many board purges, but I still love the time someone supposed the Bernstein household was one of those where there's a guest room that's always immaculate and no one is ever allowed into. This week's "I have well-maintained hardwood floors" has me down to like 1% doubt this is true.

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Well... they're cats. No judgment here.

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Actually, my dog is resting his dumb face next to me right now. Every time I look over, I just can't wait to get up and beat the shit out of this small-brained waste of space. I'll be back in a few minutes...

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Dan Bernstein is a horrible person.
I so wish the recent scandal was about him but replace Ice Crew girl with his human SJW shield Julie DaFatOh.

Also anyone with those thoughts on dogs and their son having one is sick and a horrible parent.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

The only thing that could make that photo funnier (and more disturbing) is they added these props.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Matt &Jen Abbatacola ‏@MattJen670 · 3h3 hours ago
Well today is going to be awkward. Can't get to the Bloody Mary bar fast enough.

What does this mean?

Oh yeah. I'm dumb. It's Mother's Day.