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PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2016 4:28 pm 
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She kept pointing to something inside the cashiers booth. It seemed like for 3 -4 minutes. I'm wondering what the Hell she wanted. All of a sudden I see the whole charge machine come out the window and the bitch in the car flashes her wrist across it. She was charging something with her new fangled gizmo wristwatch!

Bitch,you want to play with your new toy,take it inside!

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PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2016 4:32 pm 
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All of a sudden I see the whole charge machine come out the window

:lol: :lol:

The employees should be nominated for going along with it.

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PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2016 4:36 pm 
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Jimmy, BK hot dogs yesterday, Mickey D's today? Are you shitting every five minutes?

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Jimmy, BK hot dogs yesterday, Mickey D's today? Are you shitting every five minutes?

Not only that, but what about the agreement he made with his ticker?


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PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2016 6:18 pm 
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Matches Malone wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Jimmy, BK hot dogs yesterday, Mickey D's today? Are you shitting every five minutes?

Not only that, but what about the agreement he made with his ticker?



tick-tock....You can only eat so many turkey sandwiches.

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PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2016 6:21 pm 
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jimmypasta wrote:
Matches Malone wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Jimmy, BK hot dogs yesterday, Mickey D's today? Are you shitting every five minutes?

Not only that, but what about the agreement he made with his ticker?



tick-tock....You can only eat so many turkey sandwiches.


:lol: I love you, Jimmy.

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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2016 7:57 am 
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maybe she was taking a selfie and pointing at spmack

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What if she was using her Apple Watch to use her food stamps?

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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:04 am 
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Starbucks hands you the machine to swipe or insert (hi) yourself now.

It seems awkward at first, but now I prefer it.


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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:13 am 
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How many McNuggets did you get?

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i don't frequent McDonalds too often but what's with the double drive through lanes ? Is that really more efficient ?


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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:31 am 
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Bagels wrote:
i don't frequent McDonalds too often but what's with the double drive through lanes ? Is that really more efficient ?


I wondered how they determine which line you came from, so I asked a manager a few months back how it works. She said there's a sensor that automatically syncs to the computer and tells them which line has come through first, but it won't work if someone cuts in front of someone else too late (the computer will flip the cars). I thought it was mildly interesting. #themoreyouknow

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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:55 am 
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leashyourkids wrote:
Bagels wrote:
i don't frequent McDonalds too often but what's with the double drive through lanes ? Is that really more efficient ?


I wondered how they determine which line you came from, so I asked a manager a few months back how it works. She said there's a sensor that automatically syncs to the computer and tells them which line has come through first, but it won't work if someone cuts in front of someone else too late (the computer will flip the cars). I thought it was mildly interesting. #themoreyouknow

And you are having this conversation with Jimmy Pasta in line behind you trying to keep his blood pressure in check.


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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:57 am 
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:lol:

I like how jimmy called it "the whole charge machine", like the girl working the drive thru literally passed a giant cash register out of the window.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
:lol:

I like how jimmy called it "the whole charge machine", like the girl working the drive thru literally passed a giant cash register out of the window.

That's exactly what I pictured. At that point of the story, I thought it was a drive thru robbery


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Frank Coztansa wrote:
:lol:

I like how jimmy called it "the whole charge machine", like the girl working the drive thru literally passed a giant cash register out of the window.


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You can only eat so many turkey sandwiches.

You need to get that on a shirt.

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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2016 9:31 am 
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Don Tiny wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
You can only eat so many turkey sandwiches.

You need to get that on a shirt.
That is 2 sizes too small.

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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2016 10:10 am 
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
You can only eat so many turkey sandwiches.

You need to get that on a shirt.
That is 2 sizes too small.



good stuff! :lol: :lol:

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
You can only eat so many turkey sandwiches.

You need to get that on a shirt.
That is 2 sizes too small.

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