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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2016 1:45 pm 
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Everybody pick a driver each week. Nobody picks the same driver, picking is first come first served. The thread will be posted weekly. By rule, I get to pick Kasey Kahne each week if I am so compelled. Tally up the points of the driver yous pick each week and reset the field after the Richmond race. This will be a 26 week play-in to the Chase For The Cup.
This means there will only be 40 spots available in this contest. SO SIGN UP EARLY AND OFTEN(you mults yous).

Then, starting with the first Chase race at Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, the Top 12 posters shall be assigned to the driver corresponding in the SPRINT CUP standings. They keep this driver for the duration of the Chase. The chosen 12 will also get to pick a driver out of the Chase to make things more interesting. And rack up the points for the championship.

Confused? Good. Reward? Yes. A prize of undetermined greatness will be given out after the season.

1. If you pick someone and one of the players ahead of you in the standings want that driver, you have to pick another driver. This will go on for the rest of the season, just like NASCAR. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying. A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. Unless someone uses a Dealbreaker award on you.

*Dealbreaker award
This rule has been added to let someone who picks a race winner to be given a Dealbreaker award. It would let the poster either pick bump anyone(except the leader) ahead of them in the standings or take somebodys second pick. It can be saved and used at anytime during the regular season, even right before the drop of the green flag. The Dealbreaker award is a regular season gimmick and none will be given during the playoff season. The awards can transfer to the playoffs, but all deals must be complete by the last regular season race Week 26 at Richmond.

Any players who get their pick bumped or somebody goes and uses the Dealbreaker on them, they will be PM'ed in a timely manner as possible. Dealbreaker awards are able to be bought, sold, or bartered. Players don't have to use them every week or ever use them at all and sell them to players that would really need it late in the regular season. The Dealbreaker may be dealt for straight cash homie, or you can trade some of your points, or work out something to job a player ahead of you in the standings.

Shenanigans are endorsed and encouraged by the Rules Cabal. All trades, deals, and any other kind of brilliant schemes must be presented in the weekly thread and approved by the Rules Cabal for them to be used that week. The value of the Dealbreaker award has yet to been set. I'll leave that up to those involved in the dealings. And let anyone say a single cross word about the Rules Cabal decisions and watch what happens.


If you pick someone and one of the above mentioned posters want that driver, you have to pick another driver. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying.

PLEASE NOTE:
A Dealbreaker Pick may be taken from you by someone else also using a Dealbreaker. This is called "nuclear option"
driver picking. Yes, this is unfair and everyone may use up their Dealbreakers going after the same driver, in the same week.

2. *** A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. ***
3. Up to 40 people will be eligible for the contest during the first 26 races of the season. Once the Chase To The Cup starts, only the top 12 will advance to the playoffs.
4. You can sign up and never make a pick, you'll be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying that week.
5. Failure to abide by these rules will be dealt with the most harsh and unfair of judgements by the NASCAR Pick 'em rules cabal, err, committee.

Overall Standings
After Week 10

Total pts._________________ Driver
351 newper***____________ Jimmie Johnson
323 Urlacher's missing neck*_ NP-Ryan Newman
317 doug-ep**____________ Brad Keselowski
317 RFDC*________________Joey Logano
306 Terry's Peeps__________*Martin Truex Jr.
305 Secret Squirrel*_______ D-Kyle Busch
290 chaspopcapp*_________*Carl Edwards
289 pittmike______________Dale Earnhardt Jr
285 Gloopan Kuratz_________*Kevin Harvick
280 Hussra_______________*Chase Elliott
279 Apologist_____________Austin Dillon
271 Peoria Matt___________*Matt Kenseth
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261 Furious Styles__________NP-Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
233 sjboyd0137___________*NP-Ryan Blaney
231 Hank Scorpio__________NP-Trevor Bayne
227 donspiracy____________ Denny Hamlin
216 Hatchetman__________*Kurt Busch
211 K Effective____________NP-Paul Menard
181 Free Ajent____________NP-Tony Stewart
177 nwfisch_______________NP-Kyle Larson
160 jimmypasta___________Brian Scott
*Dealbreaker Award______*2nd Pick D-DealbreakerPick NP-NoPick


Starting Lineup
NASCAR Sprint Cup Series
GoBowling.com 400
Kansas Speedway - 5/7/2016


Pos Car Driver Team Time Speed
1 78 Martin Truex Jr Bass Pro Shops/TRACKER Boats Toyota 28.284 190.921
2 20 Matt Kenseth Dollar General Toyota 28.337 190.564
3 11 Denny Hamlin FedEx Freight Toyota 28.361 190.402
4 41 Kurt Busch Haas Automation/Monster Energy Chevrolet 28.401 190.134
5 2 Brad Keselowski Alliance Truck Parts Ford 28.435 189.907
6 18 Kyle Busch M&M's Red Nose Toyota 28.440 189.873
7 21 Ryan Blaney # Motorcraft/Quick Lane Tire & Auto Center Ford 28.470 189.673
8 31 Ryan Newman Grainger Chevrolet 28.488 189.553
9 17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr Zest Ford 28.532 189.261
10 6 Trevor Bayne AdvoCare Ford 28.628 188.627
11 27 Paul Menard NIBCO/Menards Chevrolet 28.706 188.114
12 19 Carl Edwards Stanley Toyota 28.730 187.957
13 24 Chase Elliott # NAPA Auto Parts Chevrolet 28.571 189.003
14 22 Joey Logano AAA Insurance Ford 28.574 188.983
15 48 Jimmie Johnson Lowe's Chevrolet 28.614 188.719
16 14 Tony Stewart Mobil 1 Chevrolet 28.634 188.587
17 3 Austin Dillon American Ethanol Chevrolet 28.637 188.567
18 42 Kyle Larson Clorox Chevrolet 28.641 188.541
19 43 Aric Almirola Smithfield Ford 28.664 188.390
20 16 Greg Biffle Ford EcoBoost Ford 28.715 188.055
21 1 Jamie McMurray McDonald's Chevrolet 28.739 187.898
22 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr Axalta Chevrolet 28.875 187.013
23 10 Danica Patrick Nature's Bakery Chevrolet 28.906 186.812
24 83 Matt DiBenedetto Cosmo Motors Toyota 28.954 186.503
25 34 Chris Buescher # Dockside Logistics Ford 28.811 187.428
26 4 Kevin Harvick Jimmy John's Chevrolet 28.853 187.156
27 5 Kasey Kahne Farmers Insurance Chevrolet 28.854 187.149
28 44 Brian Scott # GoBowling.com Ford 28.866 187.071
29 47 AJ Allmendinger Dillons/Glad to Give Chevrolet 28.925 186.690
30 95 Michael McDowell WRL General Contractors Chevrolet 28.927 186.677
31 13 Casey Mears GEICO Chevrolet 28.933 186.638
32 7 Regan Smith APC Chevrolet 28.972 186.387
33 15 Clint Bowyer 5-hour Energy Chevrolet 28.987 186.290
34 23 David Ragan Dr Pepper Toyota 29.112 185.491
35 38 Landon Cassill MDS Transport Ford 29.199 184.938
36 30 Josh Wise Curtis Key Plumbing Chevrolet 29.419 183.555
37 98 Cole Whitt Chevrolet 29.502 183.038
38 32 Joey Gase(i) DieselSales.com/Spark Energy Ford 29.678 181.953
39 46 Michael Annett Allstate Peterbilt Group Chevrolet 30.263 178.436
40 55 Reed Sorenson Chevrolet 30.426 177.480

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Assuming secret squirrel uses a deal breaker, my 3rd pick is Harvick

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Assuming secret squirrel uses a deal breaker, my 3rd pick is Harvick

Squirrel has been PM'ed

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Assuming secret squirrel uses a deal breaker, my 3rd pick is Harvick

Waiting for clarification.

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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:
Assuming secret squirrel uses a deal breaker, my 3rd pick is Harvick

Waiting for clarification.


Ah what the hell...YES I will use a dealbreaker for Rowdy.


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Now that we got that all figured out, boyd and Speeps have been PM'ed.

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Hussra has been PM'ed.

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Chase Elliott -- provided that's an actual driver and not donspiracy's idea of trolling with a made up two-first-names millennial name denoting extreme faggotry

If you see a driver named G. Oatse, then you know I'm trolling.

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