The Elmhurst Steve Era

America · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 12:22 pm

I feel culpable in the creation of this monster.

leashyourkids · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 12:26 pm

We're lucky to be here for it. Lot of ES jealousy coming out of Sox Subdivision.

Darkside · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 12:35 pm

America wrote:

I feel culpable in the creation of this monster.

He's been a terror since long before you were a board member.

W_Z · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 12:58 pm

America wrote:

I feel culpable in the creation of this monster.

you and your GODDAMN history lessons.

bigfan · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 1:09 pm

Darkside wrote:

America wrote:

I feel culpable in the creation of this monster.

He's been a terror since long before you were a board member.

We all know this site started on

Joined: 25 Aug 2014 10:32 pm

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 1:21 pm

America wrote:

I feel culpable in the creation of this monster.

Yes, the attempts by yourself, Jorr, Good Dolphin and others, to rain on the parade of Cubs fans, as we celebrate an amazing start to the season, sparked some return fire. But a lot of what I post is just what I feel is accurate. You want to hold your Sox up against the Cubs this season? I invite you to do that. In a game of poker, the guy holding a royal flush does not fear playing out his hand. This is just the beginning of a glorious season. You know the Sox are going to fade and the Cubs will continue to play superior Baseball, get used to it.

FavreFan · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 2:14 pm

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

But a lot of what I post is just what I feel is accurate.

We know. The reason we know is because everything you post has been wrong. May 23rd is coming up!

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 2:24 pm

FavreFan wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

But a lot of what I post is just what I feel is accurate.

We know. The reason we know is because everything you post has been wrong. May 23rd is coming up!

If you can't see how the now 1-4 Rodon is scuffling, how the last 3 starts Latos has had bodes poorly, or how the struggles of Danks to Johnson (the Sox have a lousy Johnson, that is clear now) has led to yet another candidate to fill the #5 slot in the rotation......all adds up to a team that is not a real contender, I can't help you. It's not just hitting issues. the starting pitching just got off to a fluke start they could never come close to sustaining. That team is a pretender, not a contender.

FavreFan · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 2:30 pm

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

But a lot of what I post is just what I feel is accurate.

We know. The reason we know is because everything you post has been wrong. May 23rd is coming up!

If you can't see how the now 1-4 Rodon is scuffling, how the last 3 starts Latos has had bodes poorly, or how the struggles of Danks to Johnson (the Sox have a lousy Johnson, that is clear now) has led to yet another candidate to fill the #5 slot in the rotation......all adds up to a team that is not a real contender, I can't help you. It's not just hitting issues. the starting pitching just got off to a fluke start they could never come close to sustaining. That team is a pretender, not a contender.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/standings/_/group/league

Dipshit.

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 2:35 pm

FavreFan wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

But a lot of what I post is just what I feel is accurate.

We know. The reason we know is because everything you post has been wrong. May 23rd is coming up!

If you can't see how the now 1-4 Rodon is scuffling, how the last 3 starts Latos has had bodes poorly, or how the struggles of Danks to Johnson (the Sox have a lousy Johnson, that is clear now) has led to yet another candidate to fill the #5 slot in the rotation......all adds up to a team that is not a real contender, I can't help you. It's not just hitting issues. the starting pitching just got off to a fluke start they could never come close to sustaining. That team is a pretender, not a contender.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/standings/_/group/league

Dipshit.

So they play in a mediocre division. The poor start KC is off to, is an important component in this. It will all get worked out.

Crystal Lake Hoffy · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:06 pm

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

America wrote:

I feel culpable in the creation of this monster.

Yes, the attempts by yourself, Jorr, Good Dolphin and others, to rain on the parade of Cubs fans, as we celebrate an amazing start to the season, sparked some return fire. But a lot of what I post is just what I feel is accurate. You want to hold your Sox up against the Cubs this season? I invite you to do that. In a game of poker, the guy holding a royal flush does not fear playing out his hand. This is just the beginning of a glorious season. You know the Sox are going to fade and the Cubs will continue to play superior Baseball, get used to it.

You may want to scale back a bit here, I don't think anyone is celebrating. That is usually after the World Series.

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:21 pm

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

America wrote:

I feel culpable in the creation of this monster.

Yes, the attempts by yourself, Jorr, Good Dolphin and others, to rain on the parade of Cubs fans, as we celebrate an amazing start to the season, sparked some return fire. But a lot of what I post is just what I feel is accurate. You want to hold your Sox up against the Cubs this season? I invite you to do that. In a game of poker, the guy holding a royal flush does not fear playing out his hand. This is just the beginning of a glorious season. You know the Sox are going to fade and the Cubs will continue to play superior Baseball, get used to it.

You may want to scale back a bit here, I don't think anyone is celebrating. That is usually after the World Series.

In a Crystal Lake Hoffy Era, scaling back might take place. Not in the Elmhurst Steve Era will such things take place.

America · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:21 pm

The Cubs have won 2 games against a real team all year and Steve has misinterpreted it as validation of all his stupid thoughts. I can only imagine how Cubs fans would be reacting if the Cubs went 9-4 against Texas, Toronto, Baltimore and Boston.

leashyourkids · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:22 pm

America wrote:

The Cubs have won 2 games against a real team all year and Steve has misinterpreted it as validation of all his stupid thoughts. I can only imagine how Cubs fans would be reacting if the Cubs went 9-4 against Texas, Toronto, Baltimore and Boston.

So Pittsburgh isn't real now?

America · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:23 pm

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=100208

This exists.

America · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:23 pm

leashyourkids wrote:

America wrote:

The Cubs have won 2 games against a real team all year and Steve has misinterpreted it as validation of all his stupid thoughts. I can only imagine how Cubs fans would be reacting if the Cubs went 9-4 against Texas, Toronto, Baltimore and Boston.

So Pittsburgh isn't real now?

NL trash who have piled up wins against shitty teams all year.

leashyourkids · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:25 pm

America wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

America wrote:

The Cubs have won 2 games against a real team all year and Steve has misinterpreted it as validation of all his stupid thoughts. I can only imagine how Cubs fans would be reacting if the Cubs went 9-4 against Texas, Toronto, Baltimore and Boston.

So Pittsburgh isn't real now?

NL trash who have piled up wins against shitty teams all year.

Is moving the goal posts every few days trolling or your actual thought? Hard to tell.

America · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:29 pm

leashyourkids wrote:

Is moving the goal posts every few days trolling or your actual thought? Hard to tell.

How about you go post in the "David Ross All Star?" thread? Your own house is a complete shitshow yet here you are telling me to run mine.

Even if we pretend the Pirates would have more than 8 wins against an AL schedule (doubtful), the Cubs have won 5 straight against "quality" opponents. 5. The Sox rattled off two sweeps against Texas and Toronto consecutively and I didn't see anyone seriously pose Alex Avila as an All Star.

leashyourkids · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:33 pm

America wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Is moving the goal posts every few days trolling or your actual thought? Hard to tell.

How about you go post in the "David Ross All Star?" thread? Your own house is a complete shitshow yet here you are telling me to run mine.

Even if we pretend the Pirates would have more than 8 wins against an AL schedule (doubtful), the Cubs have won 5 straight against "quality" opponents. 5. The Sox rattled off two sweeps against Texas and Toronto consecutively and I didn't see anyone seriously pose Alex Avila as an All Star.

I'm just asking for clarification. No one mentioned the Socks. Take a few deep breaths.

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:37 pm

America wrote:

The Cubs have won 2 games against a real team all year and Steve has misinterpreted it as validation of all his stupid thoughts. I can only imagine how Cubs fans would be reacting if the Cubs went 9-4 against Texas, Toronto, Baltimore and Boston.

The Cubs took 2 of 3 VS the Cardinals, swept the Pirates and took the first 2 against the Natonals. 7/8> 9/13

America · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:46 pm

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

America wrote:

The Cubs have won 2 games against a real team all year and Steve has misinterpreted it as validation of all his stupid thoughts. I can only imagine how Cubs fans would be reacting if the Cubs went 9-4 against Texas, Toronto, Baltimore and Boston.

The Cubs took 2 of 3 VS the Cardinals, swept the Pirates and took the first 2 against the Natonals. 7/8> 9/13

The Cards suck, clinging to .500 in the National League :lol:

Keyser Soze · **Joined:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:15 pm **Posts:** 16923

Simple Steve is one of my favorites to laugh at but even he has to throttle back a little. Less is more big guy.

bigfan · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:55 pm

America wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

America wrote:

The Cubs have won 2 games against a real team all year and Steve has misinterpreted it as validation of all his stupid thoughts. I can only imagine how Cubs fans would be reacting if the Cubs went 9-4 against Texas, Toronto, Baltimore and Boston.

The Cubs took 2 of 3 VS the Cardinals, swept the Pirates and took the first 2 against the Natonals. 7/8> 9/13

The Cards suck, clinging to .500 in the National League :lol:

I think you spend more time thinking about the Cubs than Theo does.

Elmhurst Steve · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:56 pm

America wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

America wrote:

The Cubs have won 2 games against a real team all year and Steve has misinterpreted it as validation of all his stupid thoughts. I can only imagine how Cubs fans would be reacting if the Cubs went 9-4 against Texas, Toronto, Baltimore and Boston.

The Cubs took 2 of 3 VS the Cardinals, swept the Pirates and took the first 2 against the Natonals. 7/8> 9/13

The Cards suck, clinging to .500 in the National League :lol:

The Cardinals are just off to a slow start. To say a team that had the best regular season record in 2015 winning 100 games in the regular season and is largely intact ( except for losing Lackey and Heyward to the Cubs) now sucks, makes you look desperate to discredit the Cubs great start, to the point where you are willing to spew bullshit you cannot truly believe, unless you are a moron.

America · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 3:57 pm

Only a Cubs fan would think knowing the MLB standings is some crazy feat.

RFDC · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm **Posts:** 57670

leashyourkids wrote:

America wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

America wrote:

The Cubs have won 2 games against a real team all year and Steve has misinterpreted it as validation of all his stupid thoughts. I can only imagine how Cubs fans would be reacting if the Cubs went 9-4 against Texas, Toronto, Baltimore and Boston.

So Pittsburgh isn't real now?

NL trash who have piled up wins against shitty teams all year.

Is moving the goal posts every few days trolling or your actual thought? Hard to tell.

This will be happening all year long.

He will just change his thoughts and continue to troll away.

Darkside · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 4:48 pm

Once again... you can only play the teams on your schedule.

312player · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 4:56 pm

America will have nowhere to hide when the Cubs whoop the dogshit out of the Sox.

Chus · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 5:15 pm

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

But a lot of what I post is just what I feel is accurate.

It's not a lie, if you believe it.

Seacrest · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 6:21 pm

Darkside wrote:

Once again... you can only play the teams on your schedule.

Almost as deep as your thoughts on dinosaurs.

You Cub fans are an amazing lot.

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