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 Post subject: Re: Joey Bats
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
This debate would have been much more interesting had Ryan died.

"Well, he died, but he won on punches thrown"


:lol: Not to mention the "punches" were thrown while a steroidal catcher was riding Ventura from behind.

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This debate would have been much more interesting had Ryan died.

"Well, he died, but he won on punches thrown"


That'd be an interesting ending to a real boxing match. One fighter pounds a guy for the majority of the fight. In the 12th round, the "winning" fighter takes a punch with seconds left in the round and dies. The dead guy is saved by the bell, so the fight goes to the cards. The dead guy wins.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
This debate would have been much more interesting had Ryan died.

"Well, he died, but he won on punches thrown"


:lol: Not to mention the "punches" were thrown while a steroidal catcher was riding Ventura from behind.


Mad or drunk?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
This debate would have been much more interesting had Ryan died.

"Well, he died, but he won on punches thrown"


:lol: Not to mention the "punches" were thrown while a steroidal catcher was riding Ventura from behind.


Mad or drunk?


I just don't see the point of falsely aggrandizing a complete asswipe like Nolan Ryan. Look at his fucking tongue hanging out of his mouth in my avatar. There is no pile. It's him and Ventura. The others are desperately trying to stop Ventura from killing that goof.

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:lol: Dude, wtf?

Robin got handled by an old man who rocked his ass a good 5 times. Ryan getting suffocated was clearly the result of a huge pile of flesh that would have made SomeGuy go wild.

Ryan whooped Ventura's ass.


That's become the narrative over the years, but it's just wrong. There isn't really any argument. Frank posted the video. It doesn't lie. The "huge pile of flesh" wasn't helping Ventura. It was trying to tear him off Ryan as he was choking the living shit out of him.


You're full of shit.



Really, Walt? Maybe you should look at my avatar. I know it's a cute story to say some old hillbilly beat up a 25 year old guy. It's just isn't true. Sorry about that, Walt.

Ventura beat up Ryan, and the Cubs aren't the best team in baseball....there is something seriously wrong with you :shock:

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Ventura beat up Ryan, and the Cubs aren't the best team in baseball....there is something seriously wrong with you :shock:


The tape clearly shows Ventura getting the best of Ryan. Why you want to ignore that, I'm not sure.

As for the Cubs, I don't believe I've commented on whether or not they are "the best team in baseball". I'll say that they obviously appear to be one of the better teams in the National League. I'm not sure they match up well if they have to face the Mets in a playoff series though.

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So choking an old man after your initial attack move ended with that old man punching you in the head is something to be proud of?


Man, this White Sox group sure like to pick fights with the gray hairs.

Probably a good thing that Nancy Faust is gone
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Ryan is laying motionless on the field. They are bringing out a stretcher and a cover. The audience is sitting in stunned silence as this is something unlike anything we've seen before. However, Robin Ventura has an ice pack on his head. Ventura really took the worst of it in this fight. It wouldn't surprise me if Ryan is charged with assault posthumously. At a minimum, Ryan is looking at a suspension. We will be taking a break but first lets have a moment of silence for Robin Ventura.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Ryan is laying motionless on the field. They are bringing out a stretcher and a cover. The audience is sitting in stunned silence as this is something unlike anything we've seen before. However, Robin Ventura has an ice pack on his head. Ventura really took the worst of it in this fight. It wouldn't surprise me if Ryan is charged with assault posthumously. At a minimum, Ryan is looking at a suspension. We will be taking a break but first lets have a moment of silence for Robin Ventura.


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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Ryan is laying motionless on the field. They are bringing out a stretcher and a cover. The audience is sitting in stunned silence as this is something unlike anything we've seen before. However, Robin Ventura has an ice pack on his head. Ventura really took the worst of it in this fight. It wouldn't surprise me if Ryan is charged with assault posthumously. At a minimum, Ryan is looking at a suspension. We will be taking a break but first lets have a moment of silence for Robin Ventura.


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rogers park bryan wrote:
So choking an old man after your initial attack move ended with that old man punching you in the head is something to be proud of?


Man, this White Sox group sure like to pick fights with the gray hairs.

Probably a good thing that Nancy Faust is gone


Who said anything about being proud? Ventura got the best of Ryan. That's a fact. What's the point in trying to deny that? I'm guessing it's to ridicule the White Sox. I'm sure you can find truthful way to ridicule the White Sox.

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So essentially the argument is 1v1 Ryan whooped Ventura's ass. But once all the players jumped in Ryan lost because Ventura started choking Ryan and then 5 Sox players sat on him trying to crush him.
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So essentially the argument is 1v1 Ryan whooped Ventura's ass. But once all the players jumped in Ryan lost because Ventura started choking Ryan and then 5 Sox players sat on him trying to crush him.


No. Just watch the tape. There is no question about the facts. It doesn't help your Cub fandom to promote some phony narrative about how Big Tex whipped a feeble Sox third baseman.

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Takes a real man to choke someone from behind :lol:
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Takes a real man to choke someone from behind :lol:


That's called a fight. It's probably equally as manly as putting a guy in a headlock while your steroidal catcher jumps on him from behind.

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I literally have no idea what a winning fighter looks like anymore if Ventura is considered a winner here. :lol:
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No winning here....Road is never wrong.....as far as that goes neither is Nas........what about this Seacrest character ?????

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I literally have no idea what a winning fighter looks like anymore if Ventura is considered a winner here. :lol:



I'm pretty sure a winning fighter doesn't look like the purple guy in the Rangers uniform with his tongue hanging out as clearly depicted in my avatar. :lol:

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So choking an old man after your initial attack move ended with that old man punching you in the head is something to be proud of?


Man, this White Sox group sure like to pick fights with the gray hairs.

Probably a good thing that Nancy Faust is gone


Who said anything about being proud? Ventura got the best of Ryan. That's a fact. What's the point in trying to deny that? I'm guessing it's to ridicule the White Sox. I'm sure you can find truthful way to ridicule the White Sox.

I havent denied anything. Most people remember it as Ryan winning. I dont really care. I just wouldnt bring any senior citizens I care about around White Sox players or fans.
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Takes a real man to choke someone from behind :lol:


i love how there's some kind of "code of conduct" when ~50 grown men are having a brawl
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I literally have no idea what a winning fighter looks like anymore if Ventura is considered a winner here. :lol:
The dead guy is normally the loser.

Ryan almost lost then.

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Takes a real man to choke someone from behind :lol:


i love how there's some kind of "code of conduct" when ~50 grown men are having a brawl

i learned in this thread anything is fair. 5 fat guys sit on an old man means the old guy lost.
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Kirkwood wrote:
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Takes a real man to choke someone from behind :lol:


i love how there's some kind of "code of conduct" when ~50 grown men are having a brawl

i learned in this thread anything is fair. 5 fat guys sit on an old man means the old guy lost.
So the White Sox won the team portion of the fight!

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Most people remember it as Ryan winning.


I'm not sure whether that's the case or not, but that was definitely the way it was covered.

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So everyone remembers Nolan Ryan beating up Ventura because of anti-Sox bias in the media?

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The tape clearly shows Ventura getting the best of Ryan.


Where specifically?

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