I respect you for not listening to Dan Bernstein, Matches.

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No I got it, I was just itching to use that gif before anyone else did.

And yes, for the record, I love my dogs.

If he talked about dogs like that in person, I'd beat the shit out of him with a Blue Apron box.

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I really hope Ross gets a coaching job with the Cubs. He may not hit worth a shit but he is in the game.

I've asked this before..

Who will be the next manager of your Chicago Cub?

A. Dave Martinez
B. Henry Blanco
C. David Ross

Martinez with Ross as a bench coaching job....

I .... I can't have this. This needs to cease.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Agree.

Corncob dress flag replaces the W after a win.

I had no idea the Brewers' staff was full of Cy Young candidates. WTF?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

BABIP.

It'd be nice if Heyward would actually put one in play.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Opposing pitchers are being very aggressive, first pitch strikes and pounding the zone. Cubs are hitting the ball hard but right at people. Give it time and this strategy will backfire, then the Cubs will start getting 8 runs a game again.

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Yea...for two supposedly bad pitchers, they've looked pretty damn good.

Can't catch a break out there tonight.

Regression to the mean?

Things that can't go on forever...won't.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Okay, enough with the candid camera type of crap. Time to get the planet spinning again and get this game turned around.

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Go Cubs!!!!

You make your own breaks. The last two games are striking similar to last year's NLCS. Opposing pitchers throw strikes and the Cub make outs.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Just got one

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Go Cubs!!!!

About time for Hayward to actually come through.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Yup. Season on the line here. Let's see what he's got.

I just wish it were anyone but Heyward coming up here. Maybe he can coax a walk. I know, he has an 8 game hitting streak going, but I have very little faith in him.

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Go Cubs!!!!

That poop hitting, cocksucker can't swing his way out of a paper bag.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Precarious playoff positioning and whatnot.

Gotta give it to Reason.....nobody uses the word cocksucker in a sentence better.

Should have had the son of a bitch bunt.

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Heyward fucking blows.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Fuck you, Heyward.

That fuckstick can poop out with the best of 'em.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Yes, he does.



All we needed was a productive out.


Joe Madden really needs to drop him in the order. It's ridiculous having him in the 2 hole. He should be batting 7th or 8th.

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