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Well I learned so far Danny talked to his Cubs source this morning. He learned they are concerned about Heyward and he takes up the majority of the batting coach's time or attention. Hard hitting news.

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Boers and Bernstein siding with the Cubs vs. the local residents. Didn't see that coming.

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Danny can't figure out why Tunney leans towards the bar owners and residents when the Cubs are his constituency too. Well even though they have all the money Dan the Cubs are not anything more than a vote. All the other votes he needs are actual people you dumbass.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Boers and Bernstein siding with the Cubs vs. the local residents. Didn't see that coming.


Crane Kenney was a boob, until he wasn't.


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Danny can't figure out why Tunney leans towards the bar owners and residents when the Cubs are his constituency too. Well even though they have all the money Dan the Cubs are not anything more than a vote. All the other votes he needs are actual people you dumbass.


Really. Smart. People.

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Why isn't Drinky producing today


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Why isn't Drinky producing today


He may not be producing a show, but I bet he is producing offspring.

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Why isn't Drinky producing today

Fess up Johnnie Cakes

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Chus wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Boers and Bernstein siding with the Cubs vs. the local residents. Didn't see that coming.


Crane Kenney was a boob, until he wasn't.



he was a boob until he became danny's cub source, basically since the theo era began bernstein hasnt laid in to crane at all


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Why isn't Drinky producing today

Yeah you'd think a live remote would be where he would mine the depths for the new extra Mrs Abbatacola.

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Well I learned so far Danny talked to his Cubs source this morning. He learned they are concerned about Heyward and he takes up the majority of the batting coach's time or attention. Hard hitting news.

I thought hitting coaches didn't do a fiddlers fuck

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billypootons wrote:
Chus wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Boers and Bernstein siding with the Cubs vs. the local residents. Didn't see that coming.


Crane Kenney was a boob, until he wasn't.



he was a boob until he became danny's cub source, basically since the theo era began bernstein hasnt laid in to crane at all


I understand why. Bernstein is phonier than a Chinese redhead.

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Well I learned so far Danny talked to his Cubs source this morning. He learned they are concerned about Heyward and he takes up the majority of the batting coach's time or attention. Hard hitting news.

I thought hitting coaches didn't do a fiddlers fuck


why is anyone surprised about heyward's bat? the batting average is 50 points lower than expected but outside of 1.5 seasons in 2012-2013, he hasnt displayed much power/run producing.


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Chus wrote:
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Chus wrote:
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Boers and Bernstein siding with the Cubs vs. the local residents. Didn't see that coming.


Crane Kenney was a boob, until he wasn't.



he was a boob until he became danny's cub source, basically since the theo era began bernstein hasnt laid in to crane at all


I understand why. Bernstein is phonier than a Chinese redhead.

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billypootons wrote:
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pittmike wrote:
Well I learned so far Danny talked to his Cubs source this morning. He learned they are concerned about Heyward and he takes up the majority of the batting coach's time or attention. Hard hitting news.

I thought hitting coaches didn't do a fiddlers fuck


why is anyone surprised about heyward's bat? the batting average is 50 points lower than expected but outside of 1.5 seasons in 2012-2013, he hasnt displayed much power/run producing.


don't worry, his defense is worth 25 million per year

Theo is incredibly lucky he fell back asswards into Fowler in spring training. This season would have looked a lot different without him and fingers would have deservedly been pointing at him.

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Chus wrote:
Crane Kenney was a boob, until he wasn't.


I heard him interviewed by Black Giggles and Big Purps (the least effective of all the Avengers) today. I don't think I have ever heard him before and based on Bernstein's previous descriptions of him I expected him to sound like Bob from Niles (the not-in-possession-of-all-of-his-faculties guy was who B&B used to have on for movie reviews and to basically laugh at him) but he sounded like a normal, intelligent guy -- like how I would expect someone in his position to sound.


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Tad Queasy wrote:
Chus wrote:
Crane Kenney was a boob, until he wasn't.


I heard him interviewed by Black Giggles and Big Purps (the least effective of all the Avengers) today. I don't think I have ever heard him before and based on Bernstein's previous descriptions of him I expected him to sound like Bob from Niles (the not-in-possession-of-all-of-his-faculties guy was who B&B used to have on for movie reviews and to basically laugh at him) but he sounded like a normal, intelligent guy -- like how I would expect someone in his position to sound.


he may have acted stupidly in the past... but for him to survive the transition from trib to ricketts tells you he either knows what he is doing from the business side of things or that he's a great bullshitter


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Lil' Danny couldn't be more wrong about golfers not being able to throw matches, except during the match play events. Every week, there are full tournament, and individual round matchups between two golfers. It would be easy for Phil to bet on his opponent, and play poorly on purpose.

Those two dopes had quite a laugh at a texter's expense, even though he/she was 100% correct.

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Crane Kenney was a boob, until he wasn't.



he was a boob until he became danny's cub source, basically since the theo era began bernstein hasnt laid in to crane at all


I understand why. Bernstein is phonier than a Chinese redhead.

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Tad Queasy wrote:
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Crane Kenney was a boob, until he wasn't.


I heard him interviewed by Black Giggles and Big Purps (the least effective of all the Avengers) today. I don't think I have ever heard him before and based on Bernstein's previous descriptions of him I expected him to sound like Bob from Niles (the not-in-possession-of-all-of-his-faculties guy was who B&B used to have on for movie reviews and to basically laugh at him) but he sounded like a normal, intelligent guy -- like how I would expect someone in his position to sound.


You don't really think it was perceived stupidity that made Dan hate Crane Kenney, do you?

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Crane Kenney was a boob, until he wasn't.


I heard him interviewed by Black Giggles and Big Purps (the least effective of all the Avengers) today. I don't think I have ever heard him before and based on Bernstein's previous descriptions of him I expected him to sound like Bob from Niles (the not-in-possession-of-all-of-his-faculties guy was who B&B used to have on for movie reviews and to basically laugh at him) but he sounded like a normal, intelligent guy -- like how I would expect someone in his position to sound.


You don't really think it was perceived stupidity that made Dan hate Crane Kenney, do you?

Probably his WASPisshness, and he fact that he wore a Cubs uniform to work, thereby earning the derision from Tim Baffoe had he delivered pizzas to his office as well u

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I mean, I can't prove that Crane Kenney belongs to a restricted country club, but if ever there were someone who did...

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don't worry, his defense is worth 25 million per year

Theo is incredibly lucky he fell back asswards into Fowler in spring training. This season would have looked a lot different without him and fingers would have deservedly been pointing at him.

Now that's the ole dolphin we all know and somewhat like.

In fairness to Theo, if there's no Fowler then Scwhwarber is probably still playing so maybe they'd still be rolling.


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Matches Malone wrote:
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don't worry, his defense is worth 25 million per year

Theo is incredibly lucky he fell back asswards into Fowler in spring training. This season would have looked a lot different without him and fingers would have deservedly been pointing at him.

Now that's the ole dolphin we all know and somewhat like.

In fairness to Theo, if there's no Fowler then Scwhwarber is probably still playing so maybe they'd still be rolling.


Schwarber's production this season was not a foregone conclusion. His defense was. Fowler would have been 150 pounds by the end of the season playing between Schwarber and soler

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If "if"s and "but"s were something, something, your mythical scanarios would be even worse.

I think that's how it goes.

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billypootons wrote:
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Well I learned so far Danny talked to his Cubs source this morning. He learned they are concerned about Heyward and he takes up the majority of the batting coach's time or attention. Hard hitting news.

I thought hitting coaches didn't do a fiddlers fuck


why is anyone surprised about heyward's bat? the batting average is 50 points lower than expected but outside of 1.5 seasons in 2012-2013, he hasnt displayed much power/run producing.


No one should be surprised...but I do recall Bernstein mentioning prior to the season that his Cubs sources told him they believed they discovered the key to "fixing" his mechanics and unlocking his power, lol.

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