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312player

Post subject: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 4:59 pm

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You fuckin lil bitch, a bunt off the ground that hits ya in the nuts is no excuse to leave the game you big pussy..its bad enough these clowns stop the game when they get hit and call ridiculous strike zones from one game to the next..but enough is enough..get these losers out of baseball and get a home plate sensor that's 100% accurate and can't slow down a slow game with taking a ball to the throat or nutz.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 6:04 pm

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Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 6:04 pm

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 8:46 pm

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312player wrote:

Wow tough guy. I agree with the strike zone shit but that is not going to happen anytime soon. If i kicked you in the nuts or hit you in the throat you would be on the ground begging for mommy. Wow.

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312player

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:12 pm

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I just seen this you dirty hillbilly, if you ever touched me in the neck or my balls I'd throw your stupid ass through a window and punt that beagle across the parking lot.

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:14 pm

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My stupid ass a window? Skool much puss boy? Blow me burrito.

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312player

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:14 pm

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And that ump should have a cup on, I saw a pitcher take a 100 mph fastball to his head on a basehit..he stayed in the fame...

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:15 pm

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312player wrote:

I just seen this you dirty hillbilly, if you ever touched me in the neck or my balls I'd throw your stupid ass through a window and punt that beagle across the parking lot.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:16 pm

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312player wrote:

And that ump should have a cup on, I saw a pitcher take a 100 mph fastball to his head on a basehit..he stayed in the fame...

The fame. Peree sckool numb nutsz

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IMU

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:16 pm

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So...we can all assume that this thread means 312 has no balls, yes?

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:17 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

312player wrote:

I just seen this you dirty hillbilly, if you ever touched me in the neck or my balls I'd throw your stupid ass through a window and punt that beagle across the parking lot.

Loser twatbag is he. Hi Some Guy how is your evening?

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:20 pm

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IMU wrote:

So...we can all assume that this thread means 312 has no balls, yes?

No brain cells also. He who talk much think little.

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312player

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:20 pm

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Scooter wrote:

312player wrote:

And that ump should have a cup on, I saw a pitcher take a 100 mph fastball to his head on a basehit..he stayed in the fame...

The fame. Peree sckool numb nutsz

I could say some real cold shit right now..but I'm gonna take a pass..I'm going to let your dumb ass think you won something here..

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:20 pm

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Scooter wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

312player wrote:

I just seen this you dirty hillbilly, if you ever touched me in the neck or my balls I'd throw your stupid ass through a window and punt that beagle across the parking lot.

Loser twatbag is he. Hi Some Guy how is your evening?

Been a good last couple of days, no complaints. How about you?

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:01 pm

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312player wrote:

Scooter wrote:

312player wrote:

And that ump should have a cup on, I saw a pitcher take a 100 mph fastball to his head on a basehit..he stayed in the fame...

The fame. Peree sckool numb nutsz

I could say some real cold shit right now..but I'm gonna take a pass..I'm going to let your dumb ass think you won something here..

Speak your small talk punk. Bet you cannot spell it correctly though... Go crack a woman OPEN HANDED you worthless pile of monkey nutZ. Spelled incorrect so you get it. Douche.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:02 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Scooter wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

312player wrote:

I just seen this you dirty hillbilly, if you ever touched me in the neck or my balls I'd throw your stupid ass through a window and punt that beagle across the parking lot.

Loser twatbag is he. Hi Some Guy how is your evening?

Been a good last couple of days, no complaints. How about you?

Real good just working overtime like any other week. Just watching the mighty Cubs.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:03 pm

100000 CLUB

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Speak your small talk punk. Bet you cannot spell it correctly though... Go crack a woman OPEN HANDED you worthless pile of monkey nutZ. Spelled incorrect so you get it. Douche.

Nobody who is sober posts or talks likes this....ever.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:07 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

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Speak your small talk punk. Bet you cannot spell it correctly though... Go crack a woman OPEN HANDED you worthless pile of monkey nutZ. Spelled incorrect so you get it. Douche.

Nobody who is sober posts or talks likes this....ever.

Bet. And lose. You are another prick who should worry about yourself. Piss off.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:17 pm

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312player wrote:

I just seen this you dirty hillbilly, if you ever touched me in the neck or my balls I'd throw your stupid ass through a window and punt that beagle across the parking lot.

Post of the motherfucking year. Well done, 312.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:19 pm

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312player wrote:

I just seen this you dirty hillbilly, if you ever touched me in the neck or my balls I'd throw your stupid ass through a window and punt that beagle across the parking lot.

I like the far and pashun

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:21 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

312player wrote:

I just seen this you dirty hillbilly, if you ever touched me in the neck or my balls I'd throw your stupid ass through a window and punt that beagle across the parking lot.

Post of the motherfucking year. Well done, 312.

I was about to type the exact same thing.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:21 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

312player wrote:

I just seen this you dirty hillbilly, if you ever touched me in the neck or my balls I'd throw your stupid ass through a window and punt that beagle across the parking lot.

Post of the motherfucking year. Well done, 312.

Both of you burritos could not do it if you gave your best effort. Done on this lame ass thread.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:22 pm

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"I just seen this, you dirty hillbilly" has to be the greatest, most ironic post in board history.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:22 pm

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Scooter wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

312player wrote:

I just seen this you dirty hillbilly, if you ever touched me in the neck or my balls I'd throw your stupid ass through a window and punt that beagle across the parking lot.

Post of the motherfucking year. Well done, 312.

Both of you burritos could not do it if you gave your best effort. Done on this lame ass thread.

Won't happen. Stop lying to yourself.

Invent any new message board sons yet?

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Matches Malone

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:22 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

"I just seen this, you dirty hillbilly" has to be the greatest, most ironic post in board history.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:24 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

312player wrote:

I just seen this you dirty hillbilly, if you ever touched me in the neck or my balls I'd throw your stupid ass through a window and punt that beagle across the parking lot.

Post of the motherfucking year. Well done, 312.

I was about to type the exact same thing.

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Don Tiny

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Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:24 pm

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leashyourkids

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Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:25 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

I'm literally laughing out loud.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:27 pm

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This thread is fucking fire!

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: The ump in SD - LAD game

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:32 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

"I just seen this, you dirty hillbilly" has to be the greatest, most ironic post in board history.

Other than R.O.W.V.A. But only you and I get this. :lol:

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