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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 1:12 pm 
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Hussra wrote:
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2) no, it doesn't. you keep piling on the embellishments, now he's "strained everything". he has a knee injury. his dinged elbow,


what part of the knee or elbow is the ankle?

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2016/4/21/1 ... kle-injury


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ankle not knee
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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 1:12 pm 
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I want to see the Bagels three point shooting contest also.


25 footers, no girly-ass 3 pointers.


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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 1:15 pm 
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Hussra wrote:
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I want to see the Bagels three point shooting contest also.


25 footers, no girly-ass 3 pointers.

As Bagels legal counsel (when Spada is unavailable) I have to ask what the upside for him is?

What if he does it and feels fine afterward? You gonna send him some champagne or some vinyl Guided by Voices?


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rogers park bryan wrote:
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I want to see the Bagels three point shooting contest also.


25 footers, no girly-ass 3 pointers.

As Bagels legal counsel (when Spada is unavailable) I have to ask what the upside for him is?

What if he does it and feels fine afterward? You gonna send him some champagne or some vinyl Guided by Voices?


he'll be a board hero. instant board karma level 1000, or whatever. the right to shite talk at will about his hoops prowess and a likley #1 seed in the board march madness thing next year (can't promise that, not my contest but you'd think he'd have a good shot at least being a 3 seed, after posting a video shooting 100 25 footers).

also, 1 coupon for a free small cone at mcdonald's**.

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i just want to earn Hussra's respect


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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 1:22 pm 
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Hussra wrote:
(can't promise that, not my contest but you'd think he'd have a good shot at least being a 3 seed, after posting a video shooting 100 25 footers).
I will promise him a 3 seed.

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 1:25 pm 
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i don't think this would be particularly humorous nor interesting, but i'm willing to do it if someone wants to record it


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I can't find the "Dumbest thing I read on the board today" thread, but saying shooting 100 3 point shots is tiring would definitely make it. Unless you look like Spiegel, it shouldn't really be too tough.

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 2:01 pm 
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Sounds like we have another taker!

again, 100 25 footers, please. thanks. 3 pointers are for the WNBA
airballs don't count.

just go to the park and hand your camera phone to some random kid and have him video you shooting from sorta off to the side or from over the shoulder so we can see the if the shots draw iron or go in.


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I can't find the "Dumbest thing I read on the board today" thread, but saying shooting 100 3 point shots is tiring would definitely make it. Unless you look like Spiegel, it shouldn't really be too tough.


quit stalling


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Hussra wrote:
Sounds like we have another taker!

again, 100 25 footers, please. thanks.

Um.... ok? What, exactly, would this prove? Anyone who's played basketball semi regularly has taken a few hundred shots easily in one session. I really don't know where you are going with this. It's like asking someone to walk a mile. PROVE IT! THANKS!

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I can't find the "Dumbest thing I read on the board today" thread, but saying shooting 100 3 point shots is tiring would definitely make it. Unless you look like Spiegel, it shouldn't really be too tough.


quit stalling

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Bagels vs FF

who gets to 100 valid 25 foot shots in the fewest attempts?

that is, fewest airballs.

who makes the most 25 footers out of 100 attempts?

the airballs not counting thing helps with this. maybe we can get some stat geek to figure out a sabermetrics data point to account for the airballs not counting thing in terms of made shots.

who gets their cell phone stolen by some random kid at the park after they ask the kid to video him shooting 100 25 footers?


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Hussra wrote:
Bagels vs FF

who gets to 100 valid 25 foot shots in the fewest attempts?

that is, fewest airballs.

who makes the most 25 footers out of 100 attempts?

the airballs not counting thing helps with this. maybe we can get some stat geek to figure out a sabermetrics data point to account for the airballs not counting thing in terms of made shots.



:lol: :lol:

so now it's a contest of made shots between me and FF ?

is the heat getting to you ?


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Hussra wrote:
Bagels vs FF

who gets to 100 valid 25 foot shots in the fewest attempts?

that is, fewest airballs.

who makes the most 25 footers out of 100 attempts?

the airballs not counting thing helps with this. maybe we can get some stat geek to figure out a sabermetrics data point to account for the airballs not counting thing in terms of made shots.

who gets their cell phone stolen by some random kid at the park after they ask the kid to video him shooting 100 25 footers?

If you are serious about this, I got $500 that says I will shoot 100 three point shots without airballing one of them.

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100 25 footers, not 3 pointers. no one said anything about money--can't imagine anyone is willing to wager serious cash on a video completely under the control of the other party to the wager--this is for board hero status and possibly a top 3 seed in your region in the march madness contest. but if people wanna make side bets, that's up to them.

over-under on number of airballs from 25 feet from FF?

over-under on number of airballs from 25 feet from Bagels?

over-under made 25 footers from FF?

over-under made 25 footers from Bagels?


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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 2:25 pm 
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Hussra wrote:
100 25 footers, not 3 pointers. no one said anything about money--can't imagine anyone is willing to wager serious cash on a video completely under the control of the other party to the wager--this is for board hero status and possibly a top 3 seed in your region in the march madness contest.

I'll take this as an acknowledgement that your whole point was ridiculous. Again, shooting 100 25 foot shots is not tiring in any way.

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so much smack talk, so few 25 footers.


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FavreFan wrote:
Thunder have no shot at hanging with the Warriors

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Hussra wrote:
so much smack talk, so few 25 footers.

:?:

I believe I just showed that you are the one who is just talking here.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Thunder have no shot at hanging with the Warriors

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Why is FavreFan ducking Bagels?


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Hussra wrote:
Why is FavreFan ducking Bagels?


why are you bumping 6 year old threads about Channing Frye ?


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1) Turn on ESPN after 7:30 PM.

2) Quit stalling and changing the subject.

what do we want? 100 25 footer videos.

when do we want them? Now.


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Wtf happened to this thread.

FavreFan wrote:
I can't find the "Dumbest thing I read on the board today" thread


Click on "view your own posts". Should be right there.

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Wtf happened to this thread. .


I think Hussra dropped acid


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Needed something to do waiting for Bagels and FF to drop 100 25 footers on video and post it.


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I like Hussra, but I still think the answer is a combination of Warriors fatigue and OKC playing like champions. The embrace debate, this or that thinking, PTI, First Take, sports discourse hasn't helped any of us. The answers are generally always more than one answer.

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Golden State and Spurs both chasing their individual win streaks made the regular season more interesting.
Going forward, no team will be arsed to win more than the number of regular season games needed to have home court in their conference. Star players will LeBron James it and take 2 weeks off around the holidays and take random nights off throughout the rest of the season. Decamping to Southern France late March, early April to refresh themselves with a mediterranean holiday before the playoffs begin.


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