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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:18 am 
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I've been inspired by four things to lose some poundage in 2008:

A) MJH's Get Fit Challenge

B) Watching Rocky Balboa again (the guy is 60 fuckin' 1)
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C) The Biggest Loser last night (some serious fat ass stuff there)

D) My oldest son grabbing my man boobs and laughing at me on a repeated basis

Beef Rockmore at 5'10" weighed 242.2 lbs at 5AM on January 2, 2008, and I vow to make every effort possible to turn back the clocks 20 years and drop 50 lbs by April 2, 2008.

It's a lofty goal, but GAME ON BITCHES!

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...double post. D'oh!


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I originally lost 30 pounds in 2007, and then gained 10 pounds of it back in the last four of five months. :(


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quote="Beef Rockmore"]I've been inspired by four things to lose some poundage in 2008:

A) MJH's Get Fit Challenge

B) Watching Rocky Balboa again (the guy is 60 fuckin' 1)
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How does carpeted stairs inspire you?

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Martin you were never that big...come on now...

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With Mom's recent bypass surgery, I'm all in. My goal is to drop no less than 35-40 pounds by my birthday on July 2.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
With Mom's recent bypass surgery, I'm all in. My goal is to drop no less than 35-40 pounds by my birthday on July 2.


On that 5'2" frame of your's you'll be like Virgil Livers when you're finished Frank - half the man you used to be.

Good luck. One day at a time brother. Man, I could go for a bowl of Chunky Monkey right now.

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Beef Rockmore wrote:
Beef Rockmore at 5'10" weighed 242.2 lbs at 5AM on January 2, 2008, and I vow to make every effort possible to turn back the clocks 20 years and drop 50 lbs by April 2, 2008.


Day Two: I gained 0.2 lbs after eating right and exercising like crazy yesterday. So far, this sucks.

I did take a humungous shit this morning though. It came out of the water and looked like the shaving cream in Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind.

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Try doing this Beef. This guy is a fit mother fucker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSVT2LOfOqI

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Yes 8 seconds for the 40 is great. Was that lightening or Carmen DeFalco?


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STU-GOTZ wrote:
Try doing this Beef. This guy is a fit mother fucker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSVT2LOfOqI


I pinch out corn and nut encrusted turds faster than that.

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Yes 8 seconds for the 40 is great. Was that lightening or Carmen DeFalco?


You missed the first 10 seconds of the Video Spaulding in where Carmen was seen Spray painting "The Show " on the garages.

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Beef Rockmore at 5'10" weighed 242.2 lbs at 5AM on January 2, 2008.

Beef Rockmore at 5'10" weighed 240.0 lbs at 6AM on January 9, 2008. (very disappointed btw)

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Beef Rockmore wrote:
Beef Rockmore at 5'10" weighed 242.2 lbs at 5AM on January 2, 2008.

Beef Rockmore at 5'10" weighed 240.0 lbs at 6AM on January 9, 2008. (very disappointed btw)


You should ask Nas for advice.


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You shouldn't be. 1-2 pounds a week is a good amount for weight loss. If you lose it too quickly your skin doesn't adjust and you get that flabby skin.


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Funny...I would have guessed GridIronAssasin to be about 240 elbows...especially with the haircut and all

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Funny...I would have guessed GridIronAssasin to be about 240 elbows...especially with the haircut and all


I had him figured for 235, with a 5 pound mullet.

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