It is currently Sat Nov 23, 2024 11:48 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 15 posts ] 
Author Message
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 9:00 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:29 pm
Posts: 432
pizza_Place: Arrenello's in Glenwood, IL
WHY does Hollywood continue to give this unfunny shithead money?!?!?

_________________
Same sex, different habits - who gives a fucking shit
This won't make the species unfurl


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 9:09 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's
Because

Billy Madison
Happy Gilmore
the Waterboy
Big Daddy
The Wedding Singer
5o first dates
Lomgest yard
Grown Ups

Not telling you these are good movies, telling you they made money.

If it wasnt for Grownups, the most recent would be 10+ years ago and that was the remake of the longest yards.

If you can get a movie TNT loves, you can make some real money on it, because they just keep paying you every week to show something like Die Hard.

Actually liked some scenes in FUNNY PEOPLE, pretty sure that didnt bank anything.

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 9:11 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625
I liked Funny People a lot and considered it his apology to fans of the first few movies.



Pretty sure this guy is money making machine for Hollywood though. I think even the worst of his movies do well at the box office with families.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 9:12 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
Posts: 26636
Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
pizza_Place: any from anywhere
Grown Ups 1 & 2 were terrible but I actually liked the Longest Yard remake.

His latest is free on Netflix,so it can't hurt to give it a shot.

_________________
favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 9:17 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's
jimmypasta wrote:
Grown Ups 1 & 2 were terrible but I actually liked the Longest Yard remake.

His latest is free on Netflix,so it can't hurt to give it a shot.


Didnt even see Grown Ups 2 on cable, but you know when they go quickly to a number 2, the first one cashed in and they just want more rhe same thing.

MOVIE STUDIO "hey Sandler, can you call Rock, Spade and that gross little other guy you do movies with and whip something up for around $25 mill?"

SANDLER "Sure thing CEO of movie studio guy, how about we email you the script in about 2 hours?"

<Click>

Sandler to Spade "Dude, do you have any of that purple sticky left? Cool, call the guys tell everyone to come over, we need to write a movie this afternoon!"

Spade "Should I call Schneider? "

Sandler "Nah, we will just write him in to some part and get him like $100K"

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 9:33 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:55 am
Posts: 9340
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's
Big Daddy and Happy Gilmore have their moments. The rest are awful.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 9:37 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 17, 2013 6:09 pm
Posts: 11002
pizza_Place: Generic Pizza Store
ha, i just watched the end of die hard on amc late last night


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 9:38 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:29 pm
Posts: 432
pizza_Place: Arrenello's in Glenwood, IL
All of them are awful. Pixels just look terrible from the get-go.

_________________
Same sex, different habits - who gives a fucking shit
This won't make the species unfurl


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 9:42 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92041
Location: To the left of my post
bigfan wrote:
Because

Billy Madison
Happy Gilmore
the Waterboy
Big Daddy
The Wedding Singer
5o first dates
Lomgest yard
Grown Ups

Not telling you these are good movies, telling you they made money.

If it wasnt for Grownups, the most recent would be 10+ years ago and that was the remake of the longest yards.

If you can get a movie TNT loves, you can make some real money on it, because they just keep paying you every week to show something like Die Hard.

Actually liked some scenes in FUNNY PEOPLE, pretty sure that didnt bank anything.
Yup. he hits on like 1/4 movies but all of those movies are good and worth watching and rewatching.

He seems pretty lazy recently though. I guess when you have more money than you ever need though and then Netflix gives you even more that can happen.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 9:56 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
Posts: 34795
pizza_Place: Al's Pizza
The Wedding Singer and Happy Gilmore are hilarious. Billy Madison and The Waterboy have their moments. The rest suck. Well, at least the ones that I have seen suck. I stopped watching his movies years ago. For some reason, his movies make $100 million or more at the box office, which is the simple answer as to why Hollywood keeps giving him money. Punch Drunk Love was the best Sandler movie.

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 10:07 am 
Offline

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Posts: 33813
pizza_Place: Gioacchino's
They are good for the 12 year old crowd. I like most of them.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 5:17 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 9:58 am
Posts: 4456
Location: @ ROH Show Near Me.
pizza_Place: Freezer.
bigfan wrote:
If you can get a movie TNT loves, you can make some real money on it, because they just keep paying you every week to show something like Die Hard.


This is truth. Almost a new genre of movie: direct-to-rerun-channel.

_________________
Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 5:57 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's
Grown Ups 2, grossed $240 Mill world wide, for a cost of $80 Mill
and thats why

REMOTE CONTROL was the best show ever!!!!!!!

Image

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:20 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
Posts: 34795
pizza_Place: Al's Pizza
bigfan wrote:

REMOTE CONTROL was the best show ever!!!!!!!



Troof

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 6:19 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 4:29 pm
Posts: 40648
Location: Everywhere
pizza_Place: giordanos
I simply thank Remote Control for bringing the world Kari Wührer.

_________________
Elections have consequences.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 15 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 23 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group