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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2016 9:26 am 
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At the risk of being accused of math shaming or something, I love it when a cashier, usually a millennial, hits the wrong button on the register. The look of shear panic really cracks me up.

I had a total of $7.25, gave her $20.25, something went wrong with the register and she looked like a deer in headlights. I told her the change is $13 and she says, "thanks, I've always been bad at math". Bad at math? This is basic subtraction, not solving for "x".

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Franky T wrote:
At the risk of being accused of math shaming or something, I love it when a cashier, usually a millennial, hits the wrong button on the register. The look of shear panic really cracks me up.

I had a total of $7.25, gave her $20.25, something went wrong with the register and she looked like a deer in headlights. I told her the change is $13 and she says, "thanks, I've always been bad at math". Bad at math? This is basic subtraction, not solving for "x".


yeah, handing over extra coins to make the change coming back all bills can be more trouble than it's worth. and don't even try to do something like give em $10.11 against a $9.36 total to try to get 3 quarters back instead of 4 pennies + silver.


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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2016 9:54 am 
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I just wish millenial bitches didnt wanna fuck gay dudes so bad



IkeSouth getting cock-blocked by millennial girls down at the gay bar.


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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2016 10:05 am 
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what's up with millennials apologizing for their generation? I don't recall Gen-Xers ever being apologetic for our generation. Girl I'm dating's a millennial and she goes out of her way to listen to non-millennial music and, i guess, date non-millennial guys, b/c she says she doesn't like her generation or their music.

fugg that, don't apologize, throw it back at the older generations who fucked up everything:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4IjTUxZORE
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is that some of sort of millennial thing? or slang for some weird sex act? i've never heard anyone refer to changing a car's oil as "performing an oil change"


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You have now.

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Hussra wrote:
what's up with millennials apologizing for their generation? I don't recall Gen-Xers ever being apologetic for our generation. Girl I'm dating's a millennial and she goes out of her way to listen to non-millennial music and, i guess, date non-millennial guys, b/c she says she doesn't like her generation or their music.

fugg that, don't apologize, throw it back at the older generations who fucked up everything:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4IjTUxZORE
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Oh great, now Sarah Spain's younger sister is making trend-hopping videos, too?

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Science confirms, millennials weak, like Ukraine:

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Science confirms, millennials weak, like Ukraine:

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Just great. By 2030 all hand jobs will be done with immigrant labor.


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Impressive. Plenty of good digs by both sides.

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