Any ideas?

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

With Ice Girl??

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Could be as simple as the kid got in trouble at school and Danny has to go in to meet with the principal and teachers. Then Danny will spend the rest of the day teaching the boy life lessons. Because Dan is a REALLY. GREAT. DAD.

Well I found this digging around on the Twitters

"@dan_bernstein Peggy just told me the news. We are here for you guys if you need us."

Hopefully got hit by a bus

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Can't wish pain/suffering on anyone...even DB...but especially a friend or family member.

Well, I can...but you'd have to be a lot worse a person than DB.

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The blue apron box fell on the little girl

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how'd you dig that up... sounds like @zerosafety needs to keep on eye on your twittering skills

SCREEN CAP!!!!! STAT!!!!

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Lol... I haven't listened to that clown in years, I've probably heard him wish for someone to be hit by a bus 2 dozen times. ..I'm still pulling for the #8 bus northbound on Halsted to meet Bernstein.

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I've mastered the art of searching "Dan Bernstein" on Twitter, please keep it on the down low man.

Where's Johnny Blaze? I bet he knows.

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Is Lil Danny in today?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Parent or in-law must have died.

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wife found some pics of him with Ice Girl

There's a ballgame.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

He's offended by cussing though.

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DAN: Talking to my family, my extended family, my agent, (sigh)...I...I have to be careful how I word this. (sigh) It's not that we're happy that my father died, but...there's a sense of...I want to say, almost a sense of relief that we can move on from one of the many...the many trappings, that there was this non-partner puttering around this big suburban house with "Chambers Ranked" on his hat, and it's just that...all these things add up to this atavistic mentality that you can't change the family hierarchy because it's timeless. Well, people aren't timeless, as we're finding out, and so now with myself in charge, along with my son, it'll be easier to...to make that break, I guess is how you could say it. Of course we felt the same way when Uncle Chaim died, and of course, we were all publicly maudlin about what a great person he was -- and he was--I guess--you know I don't do sentimental... but...(sigh) in a lot of ways it's one fewer... "thing" to have to explain away all the time as we're moving into the 21st Century.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

That can't be good.

What an enduring piece of copypasta that turned out to be.

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It's hard to console people when you're an atheist.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

We'll never know the truth. Yep...that's right.

He's back on the air presently.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Still hoping that #8 mows this bitch down.

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Jewish holiday

I guess it's not the good old days when Dahl or even Mac would come back and tell the story.

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Elections have consequences.

Greatest post ever. I still remember where I was when I first read it.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"