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billypootons
 Post subject: Re: Eviction
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:38 pm 
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Spoke with an eviction attorney today. She seems confident in the judge that we will see, that this will be a fairly fast and easy process.


was that before or after you cut her a check for her retainer?
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Cashman wrote:
Spoke with an eviction attorney today. She seems confident in the judge that we will see, that this will be a fairly fast and easy process.



Come back and tell us how much when she couldn't get it done quickly.

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how does one go about getting a non government backed loan big enough to buy a house?

the renter is a terrible person... i'm sorry you have to go through crap like this.

IT is a condo like as in an apartment like condo in a building. It was like $110k. She bought it like right before the crash, and ask BMO how that happened because after 10yrs it turns into an adjustable rate.
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Franky T
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Feel free to send me a PM. I do a lot of work for landlords. Not in DuPage, but DeKalb/Kane. I'd be happy to answer a few basic questions.

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Cashman wrote:
Spoke with an eviction attorney today. She seems confident in the judge that we will see, that this will be a fairly fast and easy process.



Come back and tell us how much when she couldn't get it done quickly.


:lol:

I never tell clients it will be fast and easy.

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Seacrest wrote:
Cashman wrote:
Spoke with an eviction attorney today. She seems confident in the judge that we will see, that this will be a fairly fast and easy process.



Come back and tell us how much when she couldn't get it done quickly.


Agreed! If you've ever tried to remove someone from a property (unless it was in Indiana) you know that the process isn't quick. Anyone saying that is trying to take your money.

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Franky T wrote:
:lol:

I never tell clients it will be fast and easy.
Neither does Chas.

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Take the door off this bitches apartment.. She will leave quickly..let her sue you..not the other way around.

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I believe bankruptcy is an option if it's an investment property.



Wouldn't call it that.

Long story short: Wife bought it before we met. we lived there for a couple years to save for a house. Bought a house, exactly 1yr ago this month. Place is 2x under water.






2x under water :shock: ..... Think its time for a flood this winter.

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Franky T
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Take the door off this bitches apartment.. She will leave quickly..let her sue you..not the other way around.


Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that. Nor would I recommend an open hand slap.

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The "set it on fire" option looks better and better

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312player wrote:
Take the door off this bitches apartment.. She will leave quickly..let her sue you..not the other way around.



I thought about it....
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312player wrote:
Cashman wrote:
Nas wrote:
I believe bankruptcy is an option if it's an investment property.



Wouldn't call it that.

Long story short: Wife bought it before we met. we lived there for a couple years to save for a house. Bought a house, exactly 1yr ago this month. Place is 2x under water.






2x under water :shock: ..... Think its time for a flood this winter.



3rd floor condo, I wish I could...
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Cashman
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Dicaro is not renting from me.
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Franky T wrote:
312player wrote:
Take the door off this bitches apartment.. She will leave quickly..let her sue you..not the other way around.


Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that. Nor would I recommend an open hand slap.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Franky T wrote:
:lol:

I never tell clients it will be fast and easy.
Neither does Chas.


https://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA?t=43
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Cashman wrote:
Spoke with an eviction attorney today. She seems confident in the judge that we will see, that this will be a fairly fast and easy process.



Come back and tell us how much when she couldn't get it done quickly.


this thread has legs.
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312player
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What about shaming her into leaving..hanging deadbeat photos all over the complex and neighborhood.. I got a feeling she will live there rent free for 6 plus months if you go the traditional court route.

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What about shaming her into leaving..hanging deadbeat photos all over the complex and neighborhood.. I got a feeling she will live there rent free for 6 plus months if you go the traditional court route.

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Hussra
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i think dude just wants his wife's condo back; and not end up the 3rd story of the day on Nancy Grace.
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Chop off her fucking head.

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That has a SomeGuyish feel.
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Peoria Matt wrote:
That has a SomeGuyish feel.

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Just move in with her.

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Invite her to this board.

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Nas wrote:
Just move in with her.



this could work.

offer her $1500 cash + tell her you'll take care of getting a moving truck and movers to move her stuff wherever she wants it moved to. possible she'd throw it in storage and go stay with family or friends for a while, once you offered her the cash.

under this plan, you get her out this weekend, next weekend at the latest, and you're out $2000-$2500 tops.

Plus you can get back to generating rental revenue from another tenant more quickly.


Compare that to paying a lawyer and having her occupy your income generating asset for several more months.
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My wife let her brother and piece of shit GF move in to her house on a short term basis. There's no lease or contract but it's time for them to GTFO.

They've been told June 30. I plan on simply showing up with a locksmith, a crew of people, and moving shit to the curb.

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Nas wrote:
Just move in with her.

I know this is obviously a joke, but could he legally do that? If the lease is up, and he's the owner, I suppose it could happen.

This would actually make a great plot for a buddy comedy movie.

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Douchebag wrote:
Nas wrote:
Just move in with her.

I know this is obviously a joke, but could he legally do that? If the lease is up, and he's the owner, I suppose it could happen.

This would actually make a great plot for a buddy comedy movie.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ffLO79wLA
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