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A guy at another message board I read is currently talking about committing suicide.

It's quite disturbing.

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What do you say to that? It's weird.

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What do you say to that? It's weird.



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People posted a bunch of suicide hotline stuff and talked about how they'd been through all that.

That's all better stuff than I came up with.

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Call dibs on his stereo. that seems to make them re-think offing themselves.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
A guy at another message board I read

Backstabber


It's not Keeping Score.

Just be glad I'm not starting threads on The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance here.

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People posted a bunch of suicide hotline stuff and talked about how they'd been through all that.

That's all better stuff than I came up with.


if they'd been through it and they're still here, seems like they aren't the right people to give advice on how to succeed in this particular endeavor.


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Hussra wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
People posted a bunch of suicide hotline stuff and talked about how they'd been through all that.

That's all better stuff than I came up with.


if they'd been through it and they're still here, seems like they aren't the right people to give advice on how to succeed in this particular endeavor.


I didn't get the sense that he's looking for tips and tricks.

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It's a little disturbing that Hussra thinks Dr. Ken was trying to find ways to help a guy commit suicide.

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Damn. There's a lot of people on that board that tried to commit suicide.

You think they'd be less focused on TV shows.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Damn. There's a lot of people on that board that tried to commit suicide.

You think they'd be less focused on TV shows.


We've had several people here mention it as well.

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It's a little disturbing that Hussra thinks Dr. Ken was trying to find ways to help a guy commit suicide.



shit's legal now in California, Giddyup:

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we have too many people and not enough jobs etc. and worthless retirees soaking up our tax dollars to play bingo and get swindled by the home shopping network. time to start encouraging folks to "voluntarily transition" into the next life.

Rahm's brother's down with it. So you know it's a Good Thing.


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Hussra wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
It's a little disturbing that Hussra thinks Dr. Ken was trying to find ways to help a guy commit suicide.



shit's legal now in California, Giddyup:

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we have too many people and not enough jobs etc. and worthless retirees soaking up our tax dollars to play bingo and get swindled by the home shopping network. time to start encouraging folks to "voluntarily transition" into the next life.

Rahm's brother's down with it. So you know it's a Good Thing.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Damn. There's a lot of people on that board that tried to commit suicide.

You think they'd be less focused on TV shows.



Maybe watching crap TV shows is making em all suicidal.


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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Damn. There's a lot of people on that board that tried to commit suicide.

You think they'd be less focused on TV shows.


We've had several people here mention it as well.


That actually attempted it? There aren't many people on that board.

I thought about it as a teenager. But, I figured most teenagers did at some point.

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i think the suicide thing is predominantly--if not entirely--genetics based. it's contrary to our biology, so, ipso facto, ergo, abracadabra there must be something in a successful suicide's very physical/genetic makeup that allows / propels them across that barrier.

see: Hemingway family.


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Hussra wrote:
i think the suicide thing is predominantly--if not entirely--genetics based. it's contrary to our biology, so, ipso facto, ergo, abracadabra there must be something in a successful suicide's very physical/genetic makeup that allows / propels them across that barrier.

see: Hemingway family.


Many have had children and committed suicide later. It wouldn't be eliminated from the gene pool.

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right, i didn't say it would be. i think it's something that makes it possible, not inevitable, not required, but where 99% of people when faced with the choice "shoot myself in the head, or fap to xhamster and then have a sandwich" go for the pr0n and jimmy johns; the 1% with the suicide gene, not so much always do but can choose the bullet in the brain over one more tug and sub.


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'A Taste of Cherry' good film about a protagonist wrestling with wanting to no longer be alive but then being talked out of becoming dead.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/taste_of_cherry/

fwiw, Roger Ebert fucking hated 'A Taste of Cherry' from the get-go; and never retreated from that obviously incorrect--or at least odd man out--position.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_of_Cherry

Walker Percy's 'Lost in the Cosmos the last self-help book you'll ever need' is another good'un to recommend to someone you want to be convinced not to kill themselves.

https://www.amazon.com/Lost-Cosmos-Last ... 12253990/r

Also: strippers. If this guy isn't aware of the existence of strippers, introducing him to the concept might tilt him toward sticking it out through whatever bs he's going through.


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couple of excerpts from Walker Percy's Lost in the Cosmos:

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“The peculiar predicament of the present-day self surely came to pass as a consequence of the disappointment of the high expectations of the self as it entered the age of science and technology. Dazzled by the overwhelming credentials of science, the beauty and elegance of the scientific method, the triumph of modern medicine over physical ailments, and the technological transformation of the very world itself, the self finds itself in the end disappointed by the failure of science and technique in those very sectors of life which had been its main source of ordinary satisfaction in past ages.

As John Cheever said, the main emotion of the adult Northeastern American who has had all the advantages of wealth, education, and culture is disappointment.

Work is disappointing. In spite of all the talk about making work more creative and self-fulfilling, most people hate their jobs, and with good reason. Most work in modern technological societies is intolerably dull and repetitive.

Marriage and family life are disappointing. Even among defenders of traditional family values, e.g., Christians and Jews, a certain dreariness must be inferred, if only from the average time of TV viewing. Dreary as TV is, it is evidently not as dreary as Mom talking to Dad or the kids talking to either.

School is disappointing. If science is exciting and art is exhilarating, the schools and universities have achieved the not inconsiderable feat of rendering both dull. As every scientist and poet knows, one discovers both vocations in spite of, not because of, school. It takes years to recover from the stupor of being taught Shakespeare in English Lit and Wheatstone's bridge in Physics.

Politics is disappointing. Most young people turn their backs on politics, not because of the lack of excitement of politics as it is practiced, but because of the shallowness, venality, and image-making as these are perceived through the media--one of the technology's greatest achievements.

The churches are disappointing, even for most believers. If Christ brings us new life, it is all the more remarkable that the church, the bearer of this good news, should be among the most dispirited institutions of the age. The alternatives to the institutional churches are even more grossly disappointing, from TV evangelists with their blown-dry hairdos to California cults led by prosperous gurus ignored in India but embraced in La Jolla.

Social life is disappointing. The very franticness of attempts to reestablish community and festival, by partying, by groups, by club, by touristy Mardi Gras, is the best evidence of the loss of true community and festival and of the loneliness of self, stranded as it is as an unspeakable consciousness in a world from which it perceives itself as somehow estranged, stranded even within its own body, with which it sees no clear connection.

But there remains the one unquestioned benefit of science: the longer and healthier life made possible by modern medicine, the shorter work-hours made possible by technology, hence what is perceived as the one certain reward of dreary life of home and the marketplace: recreation.

Recreation and good physical health appear to be the only ambivalent benefits of the technological revolution.”
― Walker Percy, Lost in the Cosmos: The Last Self-Help Book


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
A guy at another message board I read is currently talking about committing suicide.

It's quite disturbing.
illini athletics aren't that bad.

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Hussra wrote:
couple of excerpts from Walker Percy's Lost in the Cosmos:

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“The peculiar predicament of the present-day self surely came to pass as a consequence of the disappointment of the high expectations of the self as it entered the age of science and technology. Dazzled by the overwhelming credentials of science, the beauty and elegance of the scientific method, the triumph of modern medicine over physical ailments, and the technological transformation of the very world itself, the self finds itself in the end disappointed by the failure of science and technique in those very sectors of life which had been its main source of ordinary satisfaction in past ages.

As John Cheever said, "How am I going to fit that in my mouth???"

Work is disappointing. In spite of all the talk about making work more creative and self-fulfilling, most people hate their jobs, and with good reason. Most work in modern technological societies is intolerably dull and repetitive.

Marriage and family life are disappointing. Even among defenders of traditional family values, e.g., Christians and Jews, a certain dreariness must be inferred, if only from the average time of TV viewing. Dreary as TV is, it is evidently not as dreary as Mom talking to Dad or the kids talking to either.

School is disappointing. If science is exciting and art is exhilarating, the schools and universities have achieved the not inconsiderable feat of rendering both dull. As every scientist and poet knows, one discovers both vocations in spite of, not because of, school. It takes years to recover from the stupor of being taught Shakespeare in English Lit and Wheatstone's bridge in Physics.

Politics is disappointing. Most young people turn their backs on politics, not because of the lack of excitement of politics as it is practiced, but because of the shallowness, venality, and image-making as these are perceived through the media--one of the technology's greatest achievements.

The churches are disappointing, even for most believers. If Christ brings us new life, it is all the more remarkable that the church, the bearer of this good news, should be among the most dispirited institutions of the age. The alternatives to the institutional churches are even more grossly disappointing, from TV evangelists with their blown-dry hairdos to California cults led by prosperous gurus ignored in India but embraced in La Jolla.

Social life is disappointing. The very franticness of attempts to reestablish community and festival, by partying, by groups, by club, by touristy Mardi Gras, is the best evidence of the loss of true community and festival and of the loneliness of self, stranded as it is as an unspeakable consciousness in a world from which it perceives itself as somehow estranged, stranded even within its own body, with which it sees no clear connection.

But there remains the one unquestioned benefit of science: the longer and healthier life made possible by modern medicine, the shorter work-hours made possible by technology, hence what is perceived as the one certain reward of dreary life of home and the marketplace: recreation.

Recreation and good physical health appear to be the only ambivalent benefits of the technological revolution.”
― Walker Percy, Lost in the Cosmos: The Last Self-Help Book


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
What do you say to that? It's weird.

Tell him to get to a hospital pronto.

Had experience with this. (I wasn't the suicidal person.)

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
A guy at another message board I read is currently talking about committing suicide.

It's quite disturbing.


BaldMove message boards are serious!

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
A guy at another message board I read is currently talking about committing suicide.

It's quite disturbing.
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Debatable.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
What do you say to that? It's weird.

Tell him to get to a hospital pronto.

Had experience with this. (I wasn't the suicidal person.)


Okay, good. I'd hate to be the one that made you follow through with it.

There is still time, of course.


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i think the suicide thing is predominantly--if not entirely--genetics based. it's contrary to our biology, so, ipso facto, ergo, abracadabra there must be something in a successful suicide's very physical/genetic makeup that allows / propels them across that barrier.

see: Hemingway family.



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